well i was trying to figure out what it would be like if squalo raised tsuna~ then this idea came to mind!~ lolz

sure its exteremly random, but it sounded like fun~

because come on...squalo trying to raise tsuna? that's just asking for trouble D=

btw, tsuna is 8/9 in this..i'm not sure if want him to be 8 or 9 yet..but one of those ^^'' also lussuria couldn't pass up the opportunity to make squalo a mommy xD so he quickly said he knew someone who would babysit tsuna,

disclaimer: i don't own katekyo hitman reborn!~ if i did, there'd be alot more squalo,


two boys and a small boy stood in the living room,
the living room consisted of a light blue couch with a basic brown coffee table,
the walls were striped white and blue, and the rug was purple,

a pretty strangly coloured living room indeed..
but that wasn't the problem, no, something much more serious was going on...
very serious indeed..

"what in the Hell...Is That?" said a very much annoyed squalo staring in pure fury at the varia's sun guardian,

"..why, its a tsuna!, and its your responsibility now squalo-chan~" replied a smiling and very much pleased lussuria, he had a timid little boy by his side holding onto his hand for dear life, the boy had chocolate brown hair and eyes, and looked very much afaird of the newly met short tempered boy,

"no, no freaking way, get it out of my sight" squalo all but spat the words,

lussuria faked a hurt expression as he patted tsuna's head

"now squalo, you have to take care of him!..i told nana you would..and ..and i don't want to look bad...and come on squalo-chan!..look at him...he looks harmless..you wouldn't leave him all alone would you? his mom is going away on vacation with his father, and i, oh so by chance ran into them..they can't find a good babysitter..so i volunteered you!"

squalo stared, in plain annoyence "...you actually told someone..i would freaking take care of they're child! what is wrong with you!...no...no i don't want to know..there's so much freaking wrong with your messed up fuc-"

lussuria gasped covering tsuna's ears and waving a finger at squalo cutting him off short "no! squalo-chan..watch the language around tsu-chan!, you might infect his poor ears! look your making him cry.."

"making him cry? well good! because i don't freaking care if he crys! i wouldn't ever care even if he cried a river!" squalo glared at the little boy who in fact, did have tears forming in his little eyes,

squalo flinched, his glare struggling to stay as he stared at those eyes,
then he sighed in defeat "okay okay, fine...don't freaking cry, how long do i have to take care of him? and you better swear, swear on your messed up Life, that you never...Ever..."

squalo stared lussuria in the eye's-or well glasses, trying to make sure his threat got across

"tell anyone..on this freaking earth..that i will watch they're child ever again VOO!-"

squalo watched as lussuria waved his finger and held back the urge to punch the man, and instead held in all of his might and whispered the rest of his sentence "...voi.." squalo twichted in anger, lussuria clapped as tsuna let out a small giggle before quickly closing his mouth shut after receiving a glare from squalo,

with encouragement from lussuria tsuna timidly walked over to squalo's side not daring to hold the short tempered boy's hand, though tsuna thought he couldn't be all that bad..sure he was way -way- scary..but..but maybe squalo was just having a bad day?, tsuna hoped at least as he swallowed back fear,

"alright squalo-chan, i promise!" lussuria sang song the words making his escape,

squalo muttered curse words making sure not to say them loudly so tsuna wouldn't hear as lussuria skipped out of the room he looked down at the little boy holding his arm, "..what do you eat?" tsuna tilted his head in thought "..breakfest!" tsuna smiled peacefully

squalo rised a eyebrow as he nodded "alright voi.. i'll make you breakfest..."

squalo lead tsuna to the kitchen, he never really cooked before..

'it can't be that freaking hard,'

squalo made tsuna sit in one of the chair's at one of the many table's as he pulled out a dusty cook book "what the hell is this voii!" tsuna shrieked as squalo threw the book across the room "who the hell scribbles all over a cook book voi!" -tsuna stared in horror and paled as squalo began to slice the book up with a sword that was once strapped safely on his back,

yep, cooking was gonna be -fun-!


i made this up randomly xD because i thought it'd be very interesting if squalo raised tsuna..o-o idk why, xD anyone else like the idea~?

if so then please review and tell me what you think and if you even like the story so far~ if you do i'll post chapter 2 faster and we'll all get to see squalo's cooking!~-...bring a helmet o-o