Title: Intoxicating
Pairing: Kurogane/Fai
Rating: PG
Word count: 250
Author's notes: This was just a quick crack humor idea, wrote it in 5 minutes. Spoilers for Infinity arc.
"Okay, this has gone too far," Kurogane objected.
Fai stopped what he was doing and turned to Kurogane with his one eye wide and innocent. "Too far?" he objected. "But you said that I could do whatever I needed to get comfortable with this. Your exact words, in fact!"
Kurogane gritted his teeth. Yes, he'd said that, if only because he was worried that Fai's stubbornness and anger would lead him to refuse to drink, to starve himself and waste all of Kurogane and Sakura's sacrifice. And he wouldn't go back on his word, not now. But, he admitted, when he'd offered to do anything for Fai to help him come to terms with it, he'd had something else in mind.
"What's next on the list," Fai was saying, handily ignoring Kurogane's objections. "Hmm, a Bloody Aztec. I wonder what an Aztec is? Anyway... let's see. Equal parts tequila, Creme de Cacao, and ice..."
He measured the ingredients out carefully, and then, with a sly grin at Kurogane, added the final one. "And one shot of delicious Kuro-pon."
"My blood is NOT a cocktail mixer," Kurogane grumbled.
Fai held up the finished concoction to the light critically, then took a sip. "Not bad," he said judiciously. "Better than some of the others, but it could use a little bit more of a kick. What do you think, Kuro-pon?"
"Why are you asking me? I'm not going to drink it!"
"I suppose not. I'll just have to drink your share, then."
~end.
Yes, that's a real drink.
