I don't own Naruto
This is my first shot at a story I wrote so be nice
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Sakura: Nice video
camera you have there Hinata.
Hinata: Hey, thanks, Sakura. Give me
a hand. I'm gonna film something for Naruto's birthday.
Sakura:
Oh, like a special Happy Birthday message?
Hinata: Actually, I was
thinking we could have a three way with him, and film it. You in, or
should I go ask Ino?
Sakura: Sure, I'll do it, but can we invite
Ino anyway?
Hinata: Well, I do love a good fourgy...
Kakashi. Visene did nothing for my sharingan. Gets the red out, my ass.
Kakashi: I think I'll leave Sasuke alone today, and help Naruto with his training.
Naruto: We're missing something very important. Wasn't I supposed to get a birthday fourgy?
Itachi: When I say, "Buy me a puppy, or I'll kill all of you," I mean it.
Naruto: Okay, stop. This is just stupid. I'm supposed to be a ninja. Steathy killer. So, I wear the loudest orange jumpsuit I can find, yell my damn fool head off, announce every move just before I make it. Oh, and three words: Shiny. Metal. Forehead. How the HELL is that stealthy?
Shikamaru: Hey, Shino. Let me get a dime bag. (well, that could actually happen)
Jiraya: Hey,
Naruto, can I ask you for a favor?
Naruto: Sure, what's
up?
Jiraya: Look, I'm a little ashamed of it, so I'm only ever
going to say this once. I want a simple yes or no answer. Then, we
never talk about it again. To anyone. Ever. Not Sakura. Not Sasuke.
Not Kakashi. Got it?
Naruto: Uh, okay, I guess.
Jiraya. I will
teach you three new Jounin-level ninjutsus in exchange for twenty
minutes with the harem jutsu. Deal?
Naruto: Three ninjutsus and
one genjutsu.
Jiraya: Done.
Naruto: Tajuu Kage Bunshin no
Jutsu!
Narutos: Transform!
Guy: Look, Kakashi. All I'm
saying is, you get to make up your own technique, and the thing you
come up with is sticking a finger up another man's rear? Sounds like
someone has some repressed issues.
Kakashi: They're not repressed
at all. You know, I really like how that vest looks on you, Guy.
Guy:
Sorry, pal. barking up the wrong tree.
Sakura: Hey, Lee. You
know, I really admire your determination. Your strength of character
really stands out. You want to go get a bite to eat some time?
Lee:
I am saving myself for someone a little more... Never mind.
Sakura:
A little more what? You can tell me.
Lee: Clean. A little more
clean.
Sakura: Clean!? What the hell do you mean, clean?!
Lee:
Look, I heard about the fourgy. Naruto's been passing out copies of
the tape to anyone who wants one. Though I must admit, I am jealous
of your flexibility, Sakura.
Naruto: I must work hard every day. I must train until I drop. I must follow my dream, thinking only of my goal. Only this way, will I become the next American Idol.
Kurenai: I'm... wearing... toilet paper!
Shikamaru: Hey, Asuma, let me get a drag off of
that?
Asuma: Well, um, it's... it's not tobacco.
Shikamaru: I
know. And it's puff puff pass, you bogart.
Asuma: You mean, this
whole time, you've known? But, how?
Shikamaru: I buy from Shino,
too, man. By the way, stay away from Kiba's supply, he lets Akamaru
do weird things to it.
Asuma: So, is that why Chouji's always
eating, all the time?
Shikamaru: No, he's just a fatass.
Tenten: Ninja weapons are cool, but I should probably learn to use a ninjutsu. I am supposed to be a ninja. Any jerk could carry a scroll aound. Hell, even Naruto can make a small army of clones of himself, and he's half retarted. All I can do is whip out my handy scroll. I don't even really throw the weapons. They just appear. And if I ever lost that scroll, I'd be useless. Geez, I really suck.
GammaBunta: Jiraya sure was tasty. Wonder what flavor Naruto is.
The Sound Four: So, either our village really sucks, or the Leaf Village is some scary new kind of badass. The four of us got tooled by Genin. We're friggin Jounin. Elite guards of our village, personally assigned by Orochimaru. And one of us was taken out by friggin Chouji, of all people. Neji I can understand, but Chouji? Jesus.
Lee: Guy-sensei! I hereby renounce you as my
trainer!
Guy: What? Why? Was it something i did? Some thing I
said?
Lee: No, it is this silly haircut you force me to get. My
hair was way cooler before I became your student. I even had a chance
to get laid! But now, I look like you, Konoha's own
40-year-old-virgin!
Guy: Are you kidding!? I get more action off
the battlefield than on it. Why just this morning, I was helping
Kurenai put her toilet paper wrapback on and...
Lee:
Seriously!?
Guy: Of course. And she suggested we call up Hinata.
She said she heard something about a camera, and Sakura's
flexibility.
Lee: stunned silence
And here I thought I'd get booted for this stuff. Well, you asked for it:
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