"Squall!! Squall!! Squaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Squall turned around, and grimaced at the sight of Selphie's flip hairdo. He stood up straighter to look cooler and more in control, but immediately developed a cramp in his back once more.
"Ugh..."
Hunched back over again, he looked at Selphie's excited self.
"Nani?"
"Whaaaaat?"
"Ah shit!"
"Whaaaaat?"
"It's this problem with me lately, I keep speaking Japanese...totally absent-mindly, even though I've never HEARD it before, let alone study it!"
"Erm...alrighty, that's...HORRIBLE!! GET IT CHECKED OUT!!" yelled Selphie...then muttering under her breath, "Can't have him start speaking Japanese on stage..."
"Oh geez, calm down girl. And what did you say?"
"I said erm...alrighty, that's...HORRIBLE!!"
"No, after that."
"GET IT CHECKED OUT!!"
"After THAT!"
"Nuthin'"
"Yeah sure,"
"I DID SAY NOTHING."
"Don't believe you!"
"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING OKAY!"
"Naninani boo boo, Selphie has a secret!!"
"I do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Tell me what you said then!"
"Fine! I said we can't have you speaking Japanese on stage!"
"NANI??? Uh...WHAT?!?!?!"
"You heard it, on STAGE! This year we're gonna have a play production instead of our usual Garden Festival...and we've pinpointed you as the lead already..."
She flipped him around and pulled a long line of tape measure out of her pocket.
"Now...gotta have you all measured up for the costume..."
He spun away from her hands and stared back at her bewildered.
"I'm not going on the stage...much less in some strange costume...what play are we doing anyway?" he asked...dreading the answer.
"WE!! You said WE!!! There, see, you've already agreed to go in our production!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Argh...shut up!! What play are YOU doing!"
"I'm not gonna be IN the play, I'm the director, director's don't act!"
Calm...CALM!!!
"What play is being put on?!?"
"Hehehehehe...hahahahahaha...muahahahahahahahaha...MUAHAHAHAHAHA...*cough* *splutter**gasp*...ha-ha-haaa..."
Squall looked at her with a scared expression...
"Er...Selphie?"
"Um...yeah...hehehehe-"
"Don't start again!"
"Okay okay! We're gonna be putting on...*drumroll with her feet*...ROMEO AND JULIET!!"
"NANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" was the last thing Squall said before the floor came up to meet his face.
AN: Okies, I don't know if that really sucked or anything. Read and Review and tell me if it DID...or DIDN'T!! Thanks a bunch...oh, and I'm not Japanese...so...yeah...
