Hey! This is my first story I ever made! But I don't own Metal Gear its Hiedo Kojima.

Eva returned

"RAIDEN"! Snake shouted as he was in bed. Raiden came to his room.

"What?"

"Get me some water." Snake asked.

"OKAY SNAKE, YOU CAN'T JUST WAKE ME UP TO GET YOU DARN GLASS OF WATER!"

"Oh but I can!"

"Can not!"

"Can too!"

"Can not!"

"Did you just hear the door?"

"Ugh yeah."

"You get the water, I'll get the door." Snake said getting out of his bed.

Snake opened the door and someone just flew on to him. "What's wrong? Eva?"

"Snake?"

"Get Inside!" Eva violently whispered.

"Hurry!" A Bullet went through the door, almost hit Raiden and then went into the fridge.

"Darn! That door cost me a thousand dollars." Said Snake.

"Huh?" Eva said in look of 'How can a one tiny door cost that much?'

"Never mind. In the room! Quick! Get in the bed!" said Snake. "Well I mean at the end of the bed."

"Okay" said Eva.

"Start talking to each other!" said Snake to Eva as Raiden walked into the room with the glass of water for Snake.

"Snake? Who is this lovely lady?" Raiden said and thinking that she is so, so cute!

Snake gets up and says, "Don't you think about it!"

"Hey! She's mine Snake!"

They both pulled out their guns and aimed at each other!

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!" Eva said as she stood where they about to shoot with the EZ Gun. "I pick who I want TO be with! And that would be Snake because I knew him way before you did!" Eva said like she just wanted to kick him in the ass!

A/N: Hey! Please R&R because I want the next chapter to be a BIG surprise! Okay! Oh and please please please R&R!