Standard Disclaimer- I don't own MKR. Please do not sue.
Author's notes: It's the dating game MKR style! Hope you like!

Chrisy chan- It's the Chibi no Miko Dating Game! I'm Chrisy chan your host. Today we have Miss. Hikaru Shidou with us. Hikaru, why don't you come on out here.
Hikaru- Hi everybody.
Chrisy chan- So Hikaru. Are you ready to find your dream date?
Hikaru- Dream date?
Chrisy chan- *sweatdrop* Hikaru, this is a dating show you realize.
Hikaru- Oh.
Chrisy chan- Okay then. We have bachelor #1 all the way from Autozam. Bachelor #2 from our own Cephiro. And our last Bachelor from... What's this..? 'Pu'? Ah, never mind. Let's get started. You know the rules. Ask any of out fine bachelors any question you like. At the end you will choose one of them to be you date. Kay?
Hikaru- Kay.
Chrisy chan- Chibi no Miko special matchmaker. ^_^
Hikaru- Okay. Bachelor #1, if you were in kendo tournament and your opponent...
Chrisy chan- Hikaru dear, does this have anything to do with relationships? In the romantic way?
Hikaru- No.
Chrisy chan- Just read these.
Hikaru- Okay. Bachelor #1, if we were on a dessert island together would you resort to cannibalism?
Chrisy chan- NANI?!?! Oh, wait! Wrong show.
Hikaru- If we were on a dessert island what would you do? Oh, hold it. Do you mean dessert? Or desert?
Chrisy chan- I don't care anymore! Choose one.
Bacholor#1- I would pig out on candy and offer innocent girls this even though I hold them prisoner.
Hikaru- You know, that reminds me of when...
Chrisy chan- Nevermind. Next guy!
Bachelor #2- ...
Hikaru- What was that?
Bachelor #2- ...
Hikaru- For some reason that reminds me of Lantis!
Bachelor #2- ...!
Chrisy chan- Will you people stop talking in dot!! Next guy!
Bachelor #3- Pu!
Hikaru- Oh, hi Mokona!
Chrisy chan- You're not suppose to recognize the bachelors!!!!!!
Hikaru- Whoops.
Chrisy chan- Just... Oh, I don't know anymore.
Hikaru- I choose Lantis. I mean Bachelor #2!
Lantis- ...!?!?!?