Song Fanfics are the BEST. Even if I don't agree with the new lyrics or the old lyrics, including the ones I wrote, I still love song fics. It's about time I wrote one. If you don't understand about the "less clingy girl" or Kyla, then you need to read my fanfic Gundam Wing: La Femmes, but I think you should be able to enjoy this anyway.

NOTE: I do not hate Relena. But that doesn't mean I don't appreciate 'let's invent new ways to kill Relena' stories. They tend to be funny.
Second NOTE: This song has almost nothing to do with the story, except that it talks about the characters in it. It gives NO CLUE to what will happen there.

Enjoy.
Lady Lye (c) 2001
To the tune of American Pie...

Not all that long time ago
i can still remember
How those battles used to make me smile
and i knew that if i had my chance
i could make those OZ guys dance
and maybe I'd be happy for a while

Did you know I'm the perfect soldier
and do you have fear of god of death below
if damn Duo tells you it's so
now do you believe in rock 'n roll
And do know Hilde looks like a crow
only Kyla can love him, and get him to take it real slow...

well i know that you're in love with me
'cause i can feel your big eyes watching me
we all pulled out our guns
man, i sent you on the run

i was a lonely teenage Gundam pilot
With a big Wing Zero and without a fuck to give
but i knew that i was in on some luck
the day Relena died
i started singin'

chorus

bye bye miss stupid pacifist, die!
shot my gun off but i missed ya and the cartridge was dry
then we good ol boys were flying in from the sky
singin' this will be the day that she dies
this will be the day that she dies

i met a girl who wasn't quite as clingy
and i asked her why my heart was ringing
but she just smiled and turned away
well I went down to the cursed shore
where i'd met Relena years before
but the man there said Relena had gone away

Now my heart would burst, could it be true? (it be true...)
Had she gone away, could I say 'screw you'? (screw you...)
But not a bullet had sounded (sounded...)
Then I got her behind a sand dune

and the three men i admire the most
Doctor J, Zechs Marquise, and the first Yuy,
they caught the last train for the coast
the day Relena died
we started singin'

bye bye miss stupid pacifist, die!
shot my gun off but i missed ya and the cartridge was dry
then we good ol boys were flying in from the sky
singin' this will be the day that she dies
this will be the day that she dies

bye bye miss stupid pacifist, die!
shot my gun off but i missed ya and the cartridge was dry
then we good ol boys were flying in from the sky
singin' this will be the day that she dies
this will be the day that she dies
we started singin'
we started singin'
we started singin'
we started singin'

*BANG*




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-Lady Lye

Oh yeah & I think there's some sort of copyright crap in here...