No.

Finn Mertins'..

Simple Life


With his left cheek resting on his left hand and his elbow propped up on the passenger seat arm rest, Finn Mertins looked in front at the road. His face just glistening with pure contempt.

FINN MERTINS

Age: 16

Hair: Gold [Almost to his shoulders (somewhat girly)]

Eyes: Light blue

Skin Tone: Light

Height: 5'6"

Weight: Meh

Attire: Blue sweater with white hood, blue cargo shorts, black shoes (Usual)

Personality: "Go fuck yourself." -Finn (What a lovely hero)

"(Sigh)" Fionna glances at her younger brother from the driver seat. "I know moving's hard, but can you at least not pout so much?"

FIONNA MERTINS

Age: 22

Hair: Gold (Long ponytail that reaches the lower back)

Skin Tone: What do you think?

Eyes: Neutral Blue

Height: 5'6"

Weight: A little curvey

Attire: White baseball shirt with blue sleeves, blue jeans, gray sneakers (Usual)

Personality: Wants to make everything simple (Especially for Finn)

Finn remains quiet and pouty. "... This town is supposed to be nice!" Fionna added. "I even heard mom grew up there." Finn yawns. Fionna starts up again. "We'll get to our nice little house, we'll settle in, you'll go to school, get some friends... And life! A nice simple and enjoyable life." Fionna glances at Finn once more to see him with his eyes closed and his eye brows looking mean. Fionna quickly pulls his elbow toward her and it causes Finn to hit his head on the arm rest.

"Ow!" Finn spikes his face up and rubs his head. "What the hell?!"

"Either you smile or I make you!" Fionna glared. Then they started laughing together.


The siblings get to their new home at dusk and park in the driveway. They take a look at the house. It was two stories with a brown and green color palette.

"The color's a bit poopy, but it looks inviting!" Fionna opens her car door and Finn does the same. They open the trunk of the car and start unloading bags and furniture. Fionna unlocks the front door of the house and they both walk in. As you enter the house, there were stairs in front of you. On the left side of the stairs was a dining room and beyond that was a small kitchen. On the right side of the stairs was a living room with a very nice television. At the top of the stairs were three doors, one on the left, one on the right, and one in the middle.

"I like it." Finn said with a smile.

"Yay." Fionna puts her bag down. "While I go get the other stuff, you can go upstairs and check out those rooms.

"Alright, break." Finn walks upstairs with his bag and opens the right door first. It was a bedroom, decent size. "Cool." He closes that door and opens the middle one. A small bathroom. "Cool." He closes that and enters the door on the left. It was another bedroom, a bit smaller than the other. "I like this." He puts his bag down by the bed and takes out a photograph from one of the bag pockets. It had Fionna happily taking a selfie with her left hand and having Finn hooked from his neck with her right arm. She was pulling him closely and had part of his face touching the side of her right bosom. Finn's face on the picture was clearly unhappy with the situation. Finn chuckled at this.

"Aw, how cute." A voice behind Finn.

"Yeeeaah.." Finn agreed a bit questioningly, still looking at the photo.

"When was it taken?" The voice asked. Finn turns.

"What are you talking about? You were..." Finn sees nobody. "Fionna?"

"Finny!" Finn leaves the room and looks downstairs. "Are you done? Can you help me now?" Fionna asked.

"...Y-Yeah." Finn walks downstairs.


With all their bags packed and it being night time, the siblings sat on the couch of their living room, watching television. Finn wore comfy blue shorts and a gray tank top while Fionna wore white short shorts and a white shirt that was too small and tight for her.

"You have school tomorrow, Finny. Monday." Fionna says half-heartily with her attention still at the screen.

"Ugh." They continue to watch.

"I gotta teach you how to cook. I won't be around after school because of work." Fionna said the same way.

"Spaghetti, please." Finn said in the same way. They continued with the television. Finn looks at his sister's clothes and sees that her pink bra was noticeable through her shirt.

"(Sigh) What are you looking at, you pervert?" Fionna asked. Finn turns back to the television.

"You're not scared the doorbell will ring?"

"It's nine o' clock, who would-" *Doorbell rings* "Ahhh!" Fionna scurries up to her room and closes the door. "Answer it!" She says in a muffled voice. Finn chuckles and goes to the door. He opens it to a girl with red hair.

"Hi!" She greets with a warm smile. (Literally) "My name is Phoebe! And I'm your neeeiiiigh-.." She stops and stares at Finn awkwardly.

"... Uh.." Finn mutters. Phoebe kept staring. "Are you a horse or something?.. 'Neigh'..".

PHOEBE CHARLES

Age: 16

Hair: Red (Short. Shoulder length)

Skin Tone: Orange

Eyes: Black

Height: 5'2"

Weight: NOT FAT

Attire: White blouse, red pants, tan sandals that gripped her feet all around, and gold bracelet with purple gem in the middle (Usual)

Personality: UNKNOWN

"Oh!" Phoebe wakes. "I'm so sorry! Heh." She blushes. Finn gives a questioning look.

"Hm.. It's the human thing, huh?" He asks.

"... Yes! That's exactly it! I've only ever seen two humans before."

"Yeah, they're rare now ever since the scientists let a whole bunch of that gas out.."

"Finny!" Fionna pokes her head from her open door. "Who is it?" She asked.

"It's one of the neighbors." Finn replies.

"Oh, okay." Fionna retreats back in her room and closes the door.

"'Finny'?" Phoebe's eyes twitches as she smiles.

"Oh, that was my sister." Finn says. "My real name's Finn Mertins." Finn puts his hand out and Phoebe shakes it.

"Finn." She smiles and blushes. They let go. "I'll see you tomorrow in school, right?"

"As long as you're there." Finn gives goofy face.

"Oh.." She smiles and looks down.

Phoebe's eyes glow bright yellow and she pushes herself against Finn and gripping his shirt hard. "I wanna tear these clothes off of you..." She says in a very erotic voice.

"What?!" Finn panicked.

Phoebe quickly lets go. And looks at Finn with tears in her eyes from embarrassment. "H-How?!... I'm sorry." She says with wide eyes.

"Uh-"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Phoebe continued and ran back home.

"..." Finn closes the door and walks upstairs. He knocks on Fionna's door. "Hey, she's gone.." He gets no answer. "(Must be asleep.)" He thought as he walked downstairs. "(She has been driving all day.)"


"(Eh, it's late..)" Finn thought. He turns off the living room television and starts going upstairs to his room. He enters and closes the door. He jumps on his bed and stares up at the ceiling. "(School tomorrow.. How will it be?)" He turns his head toward his door at the sound of the knob slowly turning. "Fionna?" He sits up. The door creaks open and nobody is to be seen. "What?"

He gets out of bed and goes to his door. Fionna's door was closed. "(I didn't hear it close...)" He thought. His pondering led him to glance downstairs. A mysterious figure shrouded by darkness was slowly ascending the stairs. Finn quickly closed his door and kept his grip on the knob. "(What the fuck was that?!)" He nearly screamed. The creaky footsteps of the figure were heard, one by one as they slowly approached Finn's door. "(Fuck, fuck, fuck..)" Finn was sweating and parts of his body were feeling cold. The footsteps were nearly to the door. Now breathing was heard. Slow, raspy breathing. Finn kept his foot on the door and pushed his weight against it. His heart was pounding and his fingers were shaking. His scared anticipation was getting nerve-racking, and as he was expecting the worst, he felt a light brush on the back of his neck. He quickly turned around and saw black hair dangling. He looks up and a floating naked girl with her private parts covered by her hair was watching him. Finn stares speechless. The girl smiles at him.

"Ahhh!" Finn screams. Pounding is heard from outside the room. Finn is hit the back by his door opening. "Ow!"

"What?! What happened?!" Fionna tried entering. Finn moved from the way and his sister entered.

"Uh-!" Finn looks around his room. No sign of the girl.

"What?" Fionna said still a bit frightened.

"..." Finn looks around. "There was somebody here! Really!" Fionna just stared at him. Then they both looked around the house for any sort of living thing. They return to Finn's room and Fionna smacks the back of his head. "Ow!"

"I have to got to a job interview tomorrow morning and you have school!" She scolds.

"But I really saw someone!"

"No!" Fionna points at him as if he was puppy.

"I-"

"No!" Again.

"..." Fionna turns all of the lights off and goes to her room. Finn slacks in shame and lies on his bed. "(I saw somthing, right?)" He thought on his side. He flips to his back and looks at the ceiling to see the same floating naked girl grinning at him. "AH-!" The girl falls on his stomach and covers his mouth to silence him. Her knees were on each side of his stomach, basically straddling him.

"Mmmm... Unless you want your sister to come back and kick your ass.." She moves closer to his face and softly pushes her index finger on her mouth. "... we should use our quiet voices.."

SHOKO MIDORIIRO

Age: 35 (29 while last Alive)

Hair: Black. Just black. Everywhere.

Skin Tone: Light green

Eyes: Black iris / Outer Yellow

Height: 5'7"

Weight: Slender

Attire: "Why?" -Shoko

Personality: Sneaky and Sly Hottie

Finn looks down at her naked body still covered by her flowing hair and blushes. The girl giggles and floats up into the air. She levitates comfortably with her legs upward and her palms on her face, staring at Finn.

"What.. the fuck are you?.." Finn asks hesitantly.

"Whoa, there, F-Boy. Easy." She descends and sits on Finn's bed still smiling at him.

"F-Boy?" Finn sits up and slowly backs away from the girl. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"A number of things.." She lies back on the bed. "I'm a ghooooost. And I'm gonna haunt the crap out of you."

"Why?!"

"I'm lying. About the haunting.." She giggles and moves to an all-fours position while facing Finn. Right on his eye-level. "My name is Shoko and this used to be my room."

"You're a fucking ghost?!"

"That's right!" Finn hears a "Boo!" On his right side of his face.

"Ahh!" Finn looks and see that Shoko had cloned herself. She laughs and floats back into the air.

"F-boy.." She chuckles softly. Her clone disappears. Shoko looks at him with a proud smile. Almost a look of desire. Finn growls slightly.

"What's that look for?.." Finn asks cautiously.

"This is just awesome! I haven't talked to anyone in almost seven years." She floats closer to Finn. "I have a feeling you'll be fun to be around too, F-boy."

"..." Finn blushes. "Ugh. My name's Finn, dammit.."

"Oh, so now I have three meanings behind 'F-boy'!"

"Wait, three?" Shoko laughs at this.


Finn sits on his bed with his legs crossed, looking up at the floating girl.

"Anything else?" She smiles at him.

"Yeah.." Finn starts. "If you don't mind, how did you die?"

"Hmmm... I don't remember."

"But you've only been dead for six years.." Finn complains.

"... I think that's a a story for another night."

"Oh.. Too private?"

"Why don't we talk about something else? Like.. Where are your parents?" She descends to Finn's bed and sits.

"Never met my dad. Mom said... 'Your father's a pussy bitch runt that ran out'." Finn says casually.

"Oh.. Heh. What was her name?" Shoko asks.

"Susan Mertins."

"Susan.. I knew her!"

"What really?!"

"Yeah, I met her four years before I died. I don't remember what caused us to meet but it happened."

"Oh,.. Okay." Finn said disappointed. Shoko looks at him.

"I'm sorry.." Shoko tried changing the mood. "Oh, hey, when you're around town, look out for people in flashy clothes with necklaces that have a circle of silver."

"Hm? Why?"

"They most likely belong with to the Destiny gang. Their into really bad stuff.." Shoko started speaking in a more somber way. "Mind your own business, okay? I don't want you dead."

"A gang? In a town like this? How long have they been around?" Finn asks.

"Ever since I was a little girl." Shoko sits up and puts her hands on Finn's shoulders. "They're powerful and ruthless. They will kill you."


Finn's alarm blares and he struggles to get out of bed. With a moan and a groan he silences his alarm.

"(Yawn) You jeeerrrk." Shoko says appearing in air.

"Yeah, but I have school, so, yeah." Finn replies as he goes to the bathroom.

"Bring bitches.." Shoko lies on Finn's bed. "Guy-bitches..." Sleeping now. Finn brushes his teeth and exits the bathroom. He smells food coming from downstairs.

"How long have you been up?" Finn asks as he enters the kitchen.

"Oh.." Fionna sips some coffee on the dining room table. "..ah.. Not very long.. Bleck!

"You don't like coffee, poser." Finn grabs a gallon of milk and serves himself a small glass.

"Well, I'm head of a household now!" She stands, wearing a collared white button-up shirt, blue skirt, and black heels. "I'm an adult." She walks past Finn into the kitchen stumbling a bit over her heels. Finn picks up her cup of coffee and drinks some.

"Ew.. At least add sugar." He puts it down.

"But that's hard." Fionna pouts grabbing bread from the toaster. "I never know how much.."

"Adult." Finn mocks.

"Adults can ground kids!" Fionna yells and Finn walks back to his room. He sees Shoko sleeping on his bed.

"..." He walks to her and rubs her head. He looks out his window. "Destiny gang.."