Mischief thoughts

Don't own naruto.

"uggh" sighed Tenten,yet again. Why is math class so fucking boring?... Jebus.

She scanned her class room, analyzing every detail of her peers, hoping she'd see something new.

Lalala… Sakura, stupid strawberry head... and she is... sigh paying close attention to the teach. Practically kissing Mr. Kakashi's ass…

Oh! This might get interesting! There is some competition in the ass kissing, as Ino answered, yet again, another question right.

Let's see… Hinata's doing good, hehehe she's so stealing glances at naruto… who by the way is being stupider than ever… him and his random outbursts… how the hell does Hinata find them amusing? "oh he inspires me, he's my idol, I'd lick his ass.. blah blah blah"

Tenten snickered, she couldn't believe she was thinking about her best friends like so. If they found out… it would be funny…

She never really didn't meant it, its just when she's bored; she's paranoid; leading to pissed off, which concludes into needling other's weak point.

Hey, at least it keeps me distracted…

Ok… who else do we got here?... lee! Haha even when I'm pissed I don't have the heart, hahahha, I mean "no heart" to make fun of him. He's too adorable… what with his self-motivations, pure ugliness, and love for other "blossoms"- or-something… what can you not love about the guy?

Ayyyyynnnnddd we got cock-sucking, Mr. Uchia (she starts think-talking in a robotish accent) "my name is uchia, and I think I am so great… lalala, my head looks like a ducks ass, but I'm still somehow sexy, ha ha ha-ha. I make my eyes change to red, even though it's obvious it's the drugs kicking in"

By now, Tenten randomly laughed out loud.

Then we go on to Naruto! Whooot!! Awesome little fellowm yeah I know I made fun of him, but you can't lie, when in comes down to this little guy, he's simply awesome. I always wanted to pinch his cheeks... oh and to see if those lines on them are either make- up or wounds…ohhh mister-mystery if they are wounds…

Poor little guy…too cute, too cute.

CHOOOOJII!!! Wickedest, sickest dude…in all-a world! Love that fat tub of lard.

And Shikamaru… what can I say? I detest the thought of him and Temari.

SHIKAMARU AND INO FOR LIFE BABY!

Tenten, grinning like an idiot, now had her attention to the opposite corner of where she was sitting. And there is mista silent and deadly… hahah isn't that how they describe farts? Whoo I crack me up )

Anyways, back my goal: making fun of neji.

"Ohh im so depressed! Nah nah nah! No one pay attention to me please, even though we all know the way I act is practically screaming for attention ...ahhhhhh, im so miserable"

Tenten couldn't help it, every time she looked at Neji she always had to describe all his incredible features.

Ok from the top!

Ammmaaazzigly straight,t purely brown hair… probably goes to a salon everyday and has his hair straighten by.. I don't know… the best straighter in the world…?

Cover his forhead with a bandana… freeeeaakkyyyy, yeah but it suits him… w.e his motto or something, heh.

And o lord, those beautiful eyes, like god took two moons and shoved them into neji's eye socks…yeah whatever, hinata has them too… they look more special on neji.

Then we got a perfectly straight nose… doubt he picks it.

And a fine line as a mouth totally blended in with his beautiful silky pale skin… just a dab of pink as distinguish.

he is plain and simply hhhhhhaaanndddsome!

Haha, bet if he even stares at me, or looks at me... I'd probably have a huuuge crush on him. Shame on me! Saying im going to like a guy for how hot they are!! Tsk tsk… but neji's reaaaallly hot…

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingg

"Finally…I didn't pay shit to what kakashi taught us", Tenten told Ino, while grinning at kakashi, realizing her comment might have been a bit too loud.

"and yet… you get one of the best marks… its one of the worlds mysteries", smoothly replied kakashi.

"I know, this bitch is always better than meeeee!" squealed Ino.

"I donno, it all seems played out to me, don't get mad piggy, you know I'll always help you, now c'mon we got some chilling out to do!" Tenten grabbed Ino's hand and pulled her out of the class.

Later on they were joined by Hinata and sakura, completing their group.

"Lets go to the plaza, I want to buy a patty", Sakura informed them.

"b-but we aren't allowed to be there, the Ms.tsunade said so" garbled Hinata.

"k then, me and Sakura will go and get whatever, while you and ino wait by the gate", arranged Tenten with insulting grammer.

"on our way to the plaza I guess, heh. but don't say we didn't warn you when gangsters and thugs show up to rape ya" laughed Ino, which was eventually encouraged by the others.

After safely reaching back to school ground during lunch time, Tenten and the group passed the notorious neji. Tenten stole a glance, but his direction was completely out of her range and focused on what was in front of him, though Tenten could have sworn he somehow met her gaze. Wonder where he's going, doesn't seem like him to go to the plaza, too much of a social area, but who am I so say where he should and shouldn't go?

Tenten briskly shook it off, and got back to what ever the hell she was doing… just as soon as she remembered what it was she was doing…

Either way, she was pissed yet again, because in just a few minutes, she had to endure two more miserable classes, until she was free…

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

"chyeeeaaa! School ended! Finally!" she sang "I'm gonna go ho-ome and im gonna da-ance and im gonna pla –ay!"

"yeah fore like an houre, then you got a stack of homework, then sleep, oh yeah then you gotta go to school all over again tomorrow!" snickered Kiba.

"You know what?" Tenten stuck out her middle finger "shove this up akamaru's buttox then down your throat, ok? Ok." She replied.

As Kiba and Tenten playfully wrestled in the hallway, Tenten, suddenly stood still, stricken.

"ahhhhh fffuuuuuck! I left my wallet at the plazaaaa!!!"

"sucks to be you, you want me to walk you there?"

"nah, you got soccer practice, don't worry man, ill go by my self"

"k just be careful"

By the gate, Tenten took a deep breath. She's a cool cat alright, but she's knows when she's easily able to get into some trouble.

The Plaza was known as unsafe because it was where most troubled people hung about. Guns were exchanges, drugs were traded, brawl began, items were smuggled and people were harassed, sexually. Ah fuck this; just get in there, in and out.

She sped walked towards the convenience store where she last bought her muffin, during lunchtime. She was finally at the convenience store's door, what a relief!

Just gotta get in an—

She bumped into something smelly. There, before her, blocking the entrance was a large dark man eyeing her down. Her fright came second as her first instinct was to get out of the situation.

"Sorry" she whispered as she moved aside.

As the man, chuckling walked out the store, to Tenten' astonishment, two other men exited the store behind him. One was tall and skinny with a face of a rat, the other, was broader yet shorted than Tenten. It was quite a funny trio.

They cornered Tenten. She indicated, there mind capacity to be quite low so, she slowly moved to the door of the convenient store, so she would slip and find shelter.

"Will, I like her, bang 'er up n' we'll ride" the large man nodded toward the rat-face, all the while, never taking his eye of the quivering girl . Now Tenten's spine was at the boarder of brick walls and the door to haven. However she didn't dare to take another step towards the door, as the broad man blocked the door, inches away from her.

She saw another figure coming at the side of her eye. Suddenly the tall man raised his arm high up into the air prepared to gash the consciousness out of Tenten.

Tenten slid down and closed her, showing mercy and vulnerability, and preparedness for what ever was to come.

She shut her eyes and waited.

"Move. You're in my way"

"Shut the fuck up boy!"

(gargles, hard thumps, growls and anguish)

Holy crap. Im dying without feeling shit! ohthe lord is nice!

Tenten finally opened her eyes. She immediately saw what was going on. Without question, she was alive. She was stunned seeing the three men that wanted to "bang" her on the floor, such as brooding sight.

"Move", Neji demanded.

Tenten looked up. She saw the prefect statue. He had an unbreakable stare upon. Tenten was still trying to grasp reality. Her mouth was agape, quietly moving up and down.

Finally the authenticity brick hit her hard in the head.

"…s-sorry" she said hesitantly, as she shifted, until her whole back was touching cold bricks.

"Go home" he advised her, as he disappeared into the store.

Tenten immediately got up, even though she was trying to put the pieces together, she knew she first had to find home. She had to find safety.

On her way home, to a much peaceful area, Tenten's fractured breathes, were slowly becoming whole.

Did he?

Nooo he couldn't have

But…

That was so scary… I could have died. Should I tell mom and dad?

No! I'll get in trouble and might even transfer school…

Ill miss everyone… including him.

But how could he have—

Ill have to check his background tomorrow

But for now, as soon as I get home, I'm going to cry myself to sleep and thank god for giving me life.