The phone rang, and with ninja like reflexes, Sakura jumped to answer it. Her boobs jiggled as she did this.
The voice on the phone spoke "Is Naruto there?"
Sakura told the man on the phone yes, and went to look for Naruto. On the way, she was Sasuke. "Hey Sasuke, have you seen Naruto?"
"Yes I have, he's in his bedroom"
"Sweet, thank you Sasuke."
"No problemo Sakura. Hey, by the way, are we going to watch Congo tonight? It's been like three months and I just want to watch Amy the talking gorilla battle ugly killer apes again."
"Yea that sounds like a terrific evening."
The voice on the phone was getting impatient, but they held their tongue. Sakura walked over to Naruto's bedroom and knocked on the door. She could hear Powerman 5000 blaring from the bedroom because Naruto has bad taste in music. Sakura knocked, but Naruto couldn't hear it because of the wimpy wannabe metal music. She knocked harder and harder, until finally Naruto could tell it wasn't a bass drum and opened the door.
"Hi Sakura. What's up?"
"Phone call for you sir."
"Why thank you Madam" they giggled as he responded. Naruto and Sakura made sure to appreciate the little things in life, because after everything they went through on the show, they had to be that way, lest depression destroy them. You know what I mean you've seen the show.
"Hello, this is Naruto. How may I help you?"
"Hi Naruto, my name is Harold Johnson. I was calling to talk to you about your student loans."
"Oh sweet, I know those things are piling up."
"It can do that, I know sir. So let me ask you a few questions."
"Absolutely sir. What can I tell you?"
"First, how much do you still owe on your student loans?"
"About six thousand unfortunately sir."
"Ah, well, that seems like a lot, but I think we have a way where we can consolidate your debt and get you an all around lower figure."
"Wait, this sounds like a scam!" Naruto hung up and turned his music back on.
