Looking For a Fairytale
A/N: This is completely random, but I was bored
Chapter 1: A Day at the Library
Naruto had never been much of a fan for the library. In fact, he hated it. Almost as much as he hated Chouji for eating all of his ramen that morning. The place was much to quiet for his liking and books made him feel stupid because he didn't understand the concept of a plot:
A short story written by Naruto for English class, age 13 (current age)
Once upon a time, the end.
Grade: F+ (note that the plus is only there for the effort. It took hours for him to write the thing!)
Nonetheless, being his best friend's, the perfect Sasuke's partner for a research assignment, he was dragged kicking and screaming (and punching and throwing and pleading and weeping and eating ramen) to the dreaded sanctuary of books.
"Sasuke!" Naruto yelled as he continued to be dragged, "why do I have to come?"
"Stop whining, dobe!" came the reply, "You're not getting away with making me do all the work. Besides, you're thick head, which is definitely not full of brains, could use some literature."
And at that moment Naruto had bit his hand and ran away into a building to hide.
"What the fushizzle!" yelled Sasuke enraged, "did you just bite me?"
But Naruto didn't say a word as he was still hiding in the random building, behind a large bookshelf. All that surrounded him now was silence and the hope that his best friend wouldn't find him. But soon he noticed the strange silence and became suspicious. It's quiet, he thought to himself, too quiet.
He took a look around, at his surroundings, but nothing interesting nor suspicious caught his eye. Just a bunch of boring books. Wait a minute…books!
He stumbled in awe of his own stupidity and bumped into something behind him. He turned around to see the smirking figure of Sasuke staring back at him.
"NOOOOOOOO!" he yelled in a cliché fashion, kneeling and clutching his head.
"SSSHHHHH!" hushed the scowling librarian, popping up from behind a bookshelf, "This is a library!"
After five minutes of studying magic and myths, Naruto got bored and constantly drifted to sleep only to be constantly woken up by Sasuke's constantly jabbing pencil.
"Ow!" Naruto yelled after being poked for the umpteenth time.
"It's your own fault," Sasuke replied accusingly, "Just stay awake."
"But I can't," Naruto whined.
"Just read!"
"Fine," and so he began to read after saying his own name, for that is what his book demanded, "Another world I seek f-" he recited before being rudely interrupted by his companion.
"Read in your head!" ordered Sasuke, irritated because he could not solve a riddle in the book he was reading: which came first, the chicken or the egg? AAAAAGGHHHHH! he thought after pondering on the puzzle for several minutes Is there a reason why 'chiken' is mispelled!
"I can't," argued Naruto, "The silence bothers me, Sasuke."
In response came a low and threatening growl from Sasuke, which he took as permission to keep reading aloud.
"Naruto," he said out loud before reciting the scripture "Another world I seek for, a reality of dreams, a world of tales and fairies, of jesters, kings and queens."
As soon as he recited the words, he found himself falling from the sky and painfully landed on his bottom in the middle of a grassy field.
He rubbed his bottom as he took a look around him at his surroundings. There was nothing but grass and fog. Where am I? he thought to himself. It was an understandable question. One minute he was in the library and the next he was in the middle of a grassy, fog-surrounded field.
"Ow," he heard somebody groan nearby.
"Sasuke!" he yelled, rushing over to the boy. He found his best friend face flat in the grass and asked, "Are you alright?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Luckily my face broke my fall," answered the sarcastic teen as he turned over to avoid eating grass. "What happened?"
"I 'dunno," the clueless Naruto.
"Where are we?"
"I 'dunno," he repeated.
"You're in the land far, far away," said a voice that seemed to come from nowhere.
Naruto, being as clueless as he is, turned towards the direction of the voice to say 'thank you,' but only saw a small glowing light drifting towards them. He stood confused for a moment before exclaiming, "Look, a floating Christmas light!" in an amused tone.
"I'M NOT A FRIGGIN' CHRISTMAS LIGHT!" yelled the small and glowing whateveritwas, offended by Naruto's comment.
Sasuke was astounded at the fact that something so small could be louder than Naruto.
As the light drifted nearer, Naruto began to make out a tiny winged person within the light.
"I am Elaina, your guide to the land of fairytales." it said kindly while performing a small curtsey.
Naruto just stood,confused and staring,still while Sasuke sat beforesmiling andsaying, "Look Sasuke! The Christmas light talks!"
A/N: Did you like? Hate? Read and Review please:D o.-(wink) Don't be too hard, this is my first attempt at partial comedy :P
