Dear Diary,

Today I made Carlisle feel he was in love with Edward ..AGAIN! Lol!!

Jasper

Flashback

Bella has taken to being a vampire extraordinarily well. When Edward decided to change her I was fully prepared to stay close by and help control her emotions. With her shield power however, I feel……useless.

Charlie and Sue left about an hour ago after visiting with Nessie and Bella. Now, the family and I are scattered around the emaculate living room, enveloped in our own activities.

This is so BORING!! I need some activity around here! Ever since the Volturi left, things have been way too dull for my tastes.

I feel around the room for any emotion that I can exploit for my enjoyment. I turn my attention towards Carlisle who is looking lovingly at Esme. An evil evil thought crossed my mind at that moment. Smirking to myself I pulled that love to the forefront of his mind, tweaking the object of his affection from Esme to another.

Carlisle looked away from Esme and focused on the figure in the corner. He walked over to the figure with a smile spreading across his face.

"Hey Carlisle, what's up?"

"Just wanted to come by and talk."

"about what?"

"nothing in particular."

"ok then. How about….our next hunting trip?"

"We can ALL probably go in a couple days time."

"ALL?!"

" Don't you agree Nessie is tired of the options around here?"

" Yeah I agree. Speaking of Nessie I think she's getting tired." The figure stood up to walk towards Renesmee.

Carlisle grabbed the arm of the retreating vampire and threw them up against the wall.

"Carlisle, what are you doing?"

Everyone in the room was paying attention to their two family members by this point.

"This." Carlisle responded before leaning in and kissing the flawless lips of his 'child'.

The entire Cullen family was frozen in shock, except for Jasper who was rolling on the floor laughing.

Carlisle was pushed back with all of Edward's strength.

"JASPER!!" Edward growled. Reading his mind.

"What happened?" asked Carlisle.

"Why did grandpa just kiss Daddy?" Renesmee asked out loud.

"Uncle Jasper got bored and made grandpa feel like he was in love with me." Edward answered his daughter as he relayed the thought right out of Jasper's mind, as he stalked towards him.

Carlisle hadn't moved from where he had landed when Edward pushed him away. When he looked up and saw Edward stalking after Jasper he shook away the confusion and went to protect his family form Edward's anger.

"Edward, calm down."

"Aren't you upset?!"

"Of course I am but Jasper didn't do anything terribly wrong."

"HE MADE YOU KISS ME……AGAIN!!"

"Then the punishment should fit the crime." Carlisle answered with a smile.

Edward smiled at the idea in Carlisle's mind and backed away.

"What do you mean?" asked Jasper, worried.

"It means," Edward answered with a smile" you are gong to make Emmett fall in love with you, or I'm gonna continually rip your head off for the rest of eternity!"

"NO, HE'S NOT!" exclaimed Emmett.

Jasper looked between Edward and Emmett then sighed and did as he was told. As Emmett walked towards him with a gleam in his eye. Jasper closed his and tried to envision Alice instead of Emmett.

Meanwhile Alice and the rest of the Cullens were laughing as they watched Jasper take his punishment. Even little Renesmee was heard laughing in the corner by her mom.

When Emmett finally reached Jasper, Alice's face was what Jasper watched behind his eyelids as Emmett leaned in. Once their lips connected, Jasper pushed him away.

"Fine, we're even. I won't do it again."

"Good." exclaimed Edward. "Now, let's put Nessie to bed."