Peter and Lois were at it again, fighting and screaming at each other, and if one listened, every now and then a metallic CLANK was heard as Peter smacked Lois across the face with a frying pan.

Chris and Meg decided to make themselves scarce and hid in their rooms, Stewie on the other hand was going to his time machine to escape.

"They're quite violent today..." Brian began, entering the room.

"I know," Stewie replied, punching in co-ordinates. "I haven't seen a fight this bad since the Burger King and Dairy Queen..."

Cutaway Gag!

"What do you mean 'it's my fault'?" The Burger King asked, horrified.

His wife, the Dairy Queen glared at him angrily.

"Simple!" She replied. "Because you're going around terrifying people with that creepy smile on your face, just to advertise some burger, you hardly spend time with the kids! Now look at them!"

"What about the kids?" the king snapped back.

"Ronald is still hanging out with little kids while he's dressed as a clown, all his friends mysteriously went missing."

"And that's MY fault?"

"Furthermore, now Wendy has become a serious internet troll! And she's using that to bully her brother!"

"Ok!" The BK yelled back. "There's one thing I want to know. Are the kids mine?"

"What?"

"I mean... where did the red hair come from? My hair clearly isn't red, and you don't have hair, being a weird sign thing, so where did the red hair come from?"

"Your hair is slightly red!" DQ yelled. "Also, my father had red hair, so I do carry the gene."

"Whatever..." BK replied, "I'm calling Maury."

End gag

"KIDS!" Lois screamed. "Get down here! I cooked food for five people and not letting any go to waste."

"Sure..." Peter sarcastically replied. "Starve me to death!"

With that, he plunked on the couch and turned on the TV.

"When it comes to Wendy and Ronald, Burger King..." Maury began. "You ARE the father!"

*Bleep* was all BK could say.