Hey guys this is a Birthday poem for I-am-Jason-Son-of-Jupiter.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters RR does.

Jupiter my dad, everyone thinks I am a player like him but I am NOT

A praetor one of the leaders of camp Jupiter (Percy gave me the position back)

Statue I am not a statue or a rock I have a personality I just had amnesia gosh

Octavian ugh I hate him if I could I would kill him I almost did once when he put his arm around Reyna

Never will I leave camp Jupiter again because Reyna, Gwen, and bobby will beat me up again

Greeks and geeks the motto of the 5th cohort, whatever the 5th cohort is awesome

Reyna my best friend And girlfriend (Jayna FTW)

Annoying, what Reyna thought of me before we became best friends

Careful that word does not describe me I am NEVER careful well I do stupid things a lot all my friends say so

Everyday I put up with people hating on me can't you guys give me a little respect I might not be as great as Percy I try to live up to expectations but it is hard with people always criticizing you.

Happy Birthday Jason! Hope you liked it.