Dang it, I hate earthquakes! Tori thought as she finally regained consciouness. Yet another earthquake had gone through Los Angeles, while she was playing a card game with her friends and sister. Tori realized that she couldn't see anywhere. She sat up and put her hands close to her face. They were much paler than she remembered. She reahed for her head... and felt a curly afro sitting on top.
"Huh?" Whoa! That wasn't Tori's voice at all.
"Here, Rob, you dropped your glasses," Trina said as she handed Tori Robbie's glasses.
"Uh, thanks," Tori replied. She put them on and could actually see better... and her ears rang as Trina let out a loud scream.
"Oh my god!" she cried as she tried to stand up in her Fazzini heels. "This ain't right!" Trina grabbed André and shook him vigorously. "Who are you?"
"Get off of my before I shank you!" André snapped. He reached for his waistband, his eyes wide. Trina dropped André.
"Oh my god, Jade?" she winced. Jade in André gasped.
"André?" she asked. "You look so much worse!"
"I know!" André in Trina began pacing. Beck sat up and began to giggle. Jade in André rushed to her boyfriend's side.
"Beck, is that you?" she asked.
"Why would I be Beck?" he replied. "Oh my god, what if I am Beck!"
"Aw, it's Cat!"
"What do you- oh my god, I'm Beck!" Cat as Beck squealed. She stood up and began bouncing. "This is so exciting! Who are you guys then?"
"André," Trina's body answered.
"Jade," André body said.
"Tori," Robbie's body winced.
"The earthquake must have switched our bodies when we were knocked out," André as Trina inquired.
"That's the only explanation," Tori as Robbie agreed. "But why do I have to be Robbie?"
"Oh my god, what is going on?" Tori's body screeched as she woke up. She stormed up to André as Trina and grabbed his arm tightly. "Give me back my body!"
"Oh, come on!" Tori as Robbie cried. "I want a reswitch!"
"Why is everyone freaking out?" Cat's body asked. She then let out a squeak. "Oh my god, I'm in Cat! And I can see clearly!"
"Robbie," everyone else decided.
"So that means that my body has Beck in it," Jade as André said. "Cool."
"Did anyone else get hurt?" Beck as Jade asked as he sat up. "Uh, why am I looking at myself? And what's wrong with my voice."
"Babe..." Jade as André began, putting her hand on his shoulder.
"AH!" Beck as Jade cried, jumping back and nearly falling over. "Don't you ever call that again!" Beck felt around the waistband of his skirt until he pulled out a pair of scissors and pointed them at Jade as André.
"Beck, it's me, Jade," she said.
"When the earthquake happened, we all switched bodies," Tori as Robbie explained. "None of us are who we really are right now."
"Oh my god, Tori?" Beck as Jade asked.
"Yeah, I didn't get the best switches," she groaned.
"Trina, how the heck can you walk on these?" André as Trina asked as he stumbled toward the couches in the living room. "These are death traps!"
"It's not that hard!" Trina as Tori whined.
"Ooh, Tori, you did get the worst switches," Beck as Jade said.
"Hey! At least I'm the only person who got to keep their gender!" The other six exchange glances.
"Lucky!" they all cried at the same time.
"I already know how Jade is, so there's no point in... why am I twirling my hair and giggling?" Beck as Jade asked as he pointed to his own body.
"Hi, Beck!" Cat as Beck giggled. He shook his head at that.
"This is a Chanukah miracle!" Robbie as Cat exclaimed. "I'm Cat! Cat!"
"So how long are we gonna be stuck like this?" Tori as Robbie asked.
"I'm not the scientist here," Jade as André said. "I'm not sure how this stuff works..." Just then the ground began shaking again.
"Another one?" Trina as Tori asked.
"Oh, come on!"
"Whee!" Cat as Beck squealed.
"I hope that we get our old bodies back!" Beck as Jade said. Just then, the seven teens all crashed into something and fell onto the floor unconsciously.
"I guess we're lucky as cheese that no one got hurt too bad," André said as he stood up.
"Oh, come on!" Trina groaned. "I'm still stuck in Trina!"
"Oh, hey André."
"Aw, who's in me?"
"It's me, Robbie."
"Please tell me I'm not Trina," Tori said as she stood up slowly.
"Hey!" Beck cried. "You should just be glad you're not my butt!"
"Aw, no, Trina's inside me!" Beck as Tori cried.
"Yay!" Jade cried, clapping her hands. "Again!"
"Found Cat," Cat said.
"Oh my god, I'm talking to myself!" Cat as Jade cheered.
"No, Cat, you're talking to me, Tori," Tori as Cat explained.
"Aw, phooey."
"Wait, then if you're all... then Jade's in..." Beck as Tori pointed over to Robbie's body as he stood up. His eyes widened.
"NO!" Jade as Robbie screamed.
