Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the characters, I only own the idea of this ficlet and myself, Clare. XD
A/N: Okay, so... I just had a sudden Idea after watching a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh humor fanfictions... yes, oh yes. Now, for those of you who know about me and my DragonBall Z Q&A, this is pretty much the same kind of insane-ness, I kidnapped them all, kay? Yep. Anyway, on with the show! And plus, I'm doing this in non-script format because I don't want to risk it getting deleted... like my first one (Frowns)
Clare's Yu-Gi-Oh Q&A
The authoress, Clare-Stovold, walked into a large, blank room. Anyone would think she was just having a curious look around, but really she was plotting one most evil scheme yet.
"Yes, this place is perfect!" she gave a squeal of delight, "Now to furnish this place to their liking."
She clicked her fingers, and with her unusual powers, the room was decorated. The walls and flooring were now a soft, calm blue and there was everything an anime character needed, including entertainment such as a plasma screen TV, a PS3, a stereo system, and everything else you could imagine they liked. Clare grinned cheekily, "Now all I have to do is persuade the guests to come in."
She turned towards the door so that she was out of the way of the middle of the room before she paused for a moment. "And by persuade, I mean force them here against their will."
Again, she clicked her fingers and all was quiet for a moment, until...
A giant portal-like-vortex-thing opened up above the ceiling, greatly followed by several different pitched screams, followed by a loud 'thunk'... followed by a bunch of groans. The portal closed up and Clare rubbed her hands in a 'evil plotting' way. "Excellent", she muttered, looking over the fictional characters that were beginning to get to their feet.
"Whu? What happened?" Yugi asked, pushing himself onto his knees and rubbing his sore head.
"I don't know, this place is unfamiliar to me." Yami spoke, who was standing on his feet already.
"Huh? Yami!? You have your own body?" Yugi asked pointedly and confusedly. Yami shrugged, unable to explain this strange phenomenon.
"Who cares!? There's a mini fridge over there!" Joey yelled, before running over to the said appliance.
"Joey, don't touch that! It doesn't belong to us", Yugi said, but was interrupted by another.
"Oh, by all means, take what you want. This room is designed specifically to your liking", Clare spoke up, making herself known as everyone jumped up, startled.
"Who are you? And what do you mean 'to our liking'?" Yami Bakura asked, standing up with an annoyed expression whilst Ryou Bakura backed away from his dark-half.
"Great, he has his own body now...", Ryou muttered with a pout, but then his face brightened a bit, "...meaning he can't torment me!"
"You may call me Clare, because..... because that's my name. And what I mean is I have everything here that you may need, especially since you're going to be staying awhile", Clare grinned sheepishly.
Everyone stared blankly at her, before...
"What did you just say?"
Everyone turned to the person who had spoken with obvious annoyance in his voice.
"Ah, nice to see you, Seto Kaiba", Clare waved with a grin.
"I don't know who you think you are, but I am NOT, I repeat, NOT staying here."
"Well, uhhh... I have a 24-inch MAC with Internet access over there", Clare said, pointing to the corner with the desk and the said item.
Kaiba's eye twitched.
"Why the hell are we here anyway?" Yami Marik asked, his hair flaring and his eyes transfixed with a glare on the authoress.
"To answer the reviewers questions', silly!" Clare replied as if he had asked the stupidest question ever. Yami Marik blinked in confusion.
"What kind of questions?" Malik asked.
Clare grinned, "I'm glad you asked! Well, they might want to ask you funny questions, personal questions, or maybe they just have the evil-ness in their hearts to torture you! Yay!" she exclaimed happily. Everyone paled, including Tristan and Tea who had been sitting in the corner, trying to hide from Clare.
Joey took a gulp of his soda that he was swiped from the cupboard, before he spoke up. "I say we do it, I mean, if we refuse then she'll probably keep us locked in here forever", he took another sip of his drink and grabbed a chocolate bar from the fridge, "not that I'd mind."
Yami glanced around with a glare on his face, trying to determine what to do, before he sighed and shrugged his shoulders. "Alright, the quicker we do this, the quicker we're out of here."
"Awe, c'mon Pharaoh, it might be fun", Yugi said with a smile.
"I'm glad someone isn't feeling so pessimistic", Clare said with a grin and hugged Yugi.
Yugi blinked and blushed, "Oh... uh, no problem."
"Anyways! Everyone please review with their questions or tortures for these characters!" Clare yelled to the ceiling randomly, leaving the fictional characters wondering whether they should question her sanity; little did they know that she had lost it a long time ago.
"Excuse me", someone piped up from the back and Clare glanced over and grinned.
"Yes, Mokuba?"
"Is there a restriction to how far the torture can go? I mean, I'm only thirteen...", he muttered nervously.
"Nope! No restrictions, no rules, no questioning the reviewers decisions'!"
Pegasus gulped from the back of the room, "They better not do anything to mess up my perfectly straight, silver hair of my adoring red suit."
A/N: (Starts laughing) Man, I've missed this kind of thing... PLEASE REVIEW WITH YOUR QUESTIONS OR TORTURES! Here's a list of the characters to ask:
Yami
Yugi
Joey
Yami Bakura
Ryou Bakura
Malik Ishtar
Yami Marik
Tristan
Tea
Seto Kaiba
Mokuba
Pegasus
Have fun everyone!
