Down Fall of the Saviors
The down fall of the saviors of light and dark. It's a bit late if this sounds stupid or just plain weird I just had this odd idea and wrote it down! Please read and review!
Disclaimer: I own this as much as I own the earth.
One day the Dursleys were driving to an all you can eat steak house for Dudley's seventeenth birthday. They took Harry along just so that they could rub it in his face about how he got supposedly nothing for his birthday, however he got far from nothing for his birthday.
On the way there Dudley decided that Harry was bothering him, so he pushed him against the car door, did I mention that a.) the door was unlocked, b.) Harry's hand was on the handle, c.) Dudley pushed him as hard as possible, and d.) Harry wasn't wearing a seatbelt, it had in fact broken earlier that year when Dudley had attempted to buckle himself in without sucking in his stomach as much as possible?
Harry's hand slipped and the car door opened. Harry fell out of the car and into a ditch. The ditches walls were about ten feet tall and there was no way of climbing up it as the walls were slanted towards him at the top. He couldn't do magic because the Dursleys had forced him, physically, to leave his wand at home. There was no hope for our dear young savior until a certain man walked by.
Yes, that certain man was Tom Marvolo Riddle, a.k.a. the acclaimed Lord Voldemort, himself. He peered down at poor Harry and smirked at him, "What happened, Mr. Light?"
"Fell out of a car into this ditch, Mr. Dark," Harry snarled back.
"Well seeing as I'm the savior of the dark and you of the light, I must kill you now. Sorry. Avada Kedavra!" Voldemort cried before cackling evilly, and of course once you reach a certain age, it is best you not try to cackle evilly, and unfortunately for the dark, Voldemort had reached that age. He fell into the ditch on top of Harry and died.
Lame, but tell me what you think. If you are going to flame me, I know it's bad, and don't waste your time please. I wrote it in five minutes.
