second guide!!!!!!!!! and my youtube friend said that Jimmy got on the wrong bus and ended up in Miseryville where he's stuck for eternity.


Blackfire Inc. presents to you the Jimmy unit

Name:Jimmy

species:Human=boy=

height:5'8

weight:110 lb


Congrats you now own a JIMMY unit upon reciving the unit it is recomended you be prepared to play alot.

your JIMMY unit comes with:Three green shirts and blue jeans,lifetime supply of fizzy snail sludge,and a two dollars of coupon for any unit made by Blackfire Inc.

Note:do not expose the JIMMY unit to pickles

Note:do not expose the JIMMY unit to anything flavored like butterscotch

Note:do not be unkind to your JIMMY unit

NOTE:Blackfire Inc. is Not responsible for the sadness of the JIMMY unit for ignoring these NOTES


The JIMMY unit tends to act before he thinks and may have trouble adapting to customs and language but is extremely adaptable to climate changes

the JIMMY units other talents are:

extreme tolerance

unlimited joy

extreme sports

running

fitting in tight spaces

getting along with anyone

armpit solos

flexabilty

the JIMMY unit may discover other talents on accident


to have a happier JIMMY unit we suggest buying as many other units expecially the HELOISE and BEEZY units

if you have any problems feel free to contact us


This product is a copyright of Blackfire Inc. Any copyrighting and we will have a HELOISE unit come beat you up and kidnap your JIMMY unit and any other unit except a BEEZY unit cause she dosen't like him at all. Blackfire NOT responsible for injury caused to copyrighters.

NO REFUNDS