Welcome to Alternia USA. A quiet little city where humans lived in peace. That is until Lord English and the MidNight Crew arrived to take the Fuckin' city down, as well as being bitter rivals, using the city as their little playground. There is only one group who can stop them. And it all begins here…

A young boy stands in his room. Today is September 14th, he's a homeschooled child while his father is a teacher of some sort. What is this young hero's name

BUTTLORD MCFARTS

Yeah ok that's a pretty dumb name. Try again?

JOHN EGBERT

YES! That's this young lad's name!

Your name is John Egbert, you've been Home Schooled by your father for several years, but today you feel like it might be your time to shine. Unlike most kids in your neighborhood. You have wicked cool superpowers. But you haven't told anyone, other than your sisters and friend, yet. Not even your DAD, but today you've worked up the courage to do it. You see, you've known you've had powers for a few months now. You were a little freaked out at first. But you slowly got the hang of one of your powers. Your twin sister JANE has recently discovered her powers as well. You don't know if it's a twin thing, but you think it's cool. So you quickly go tell your friend online the news.

JOHN: PESTER YOUR FRIEND

You decide to pester your friend TG, but his name is DAVE. You've known him since you were 10, he and his twin DIRK ended up moving somewhere after he told you HE had superpowers. But you've kept in touch. Time to pester him! You open up PesterChum and start typing


ectoBiologist has begun pestering turntechGodhead

EB: Hey Dave!

EB: Guess what?

EB: Remember when I told you I had superpowers?

EB: I'm gonna tell Dad today.

TG: Wow, nice going Egbert. You're gonna walk down stairs to your kitchen while your Dad is making a delicious fucking cake made of fucking Chocolate, and you're gonna go down there and tell him 'Hey Dad guess what, I got real as shit superpowers, and they're cool as hell, and your Cupcake bakin' ass can't say shit about it because I'm fucking awesome as hell. I'm gonna be a mother Fuckin' Super Hero' The crowd goes wild as you state how big the news is and you explicitly shout out to everyone "I'm totally fucking gay for this superpowers shit. I even have a picture of Nic Cage stuck to my wall just to prove it."

EB: Uhh Dave that last part didn't make any sense.

TG: Watch in amazement as John McFucking Luis Egbert faces the world's evil doers with his underpants on the outside. Looking like a total fucking idiot.

TG: The crowd goes wild as John does the windy thing.

EB: Ha Ha! :B

EB: You're pretty funny.

TG: And in walks his sexy assed sidekick Dave Elizabeth Strider. Wearing short shorts, and a vest that's too small for him.

EB: Ok Dave I think I get it.

EB: Hold on

EB: My sister and Dad are calling me down stairs.

TG: Alright piece.

ectoBiologist has ceased pestering turntechGodhead.


JOHN GO DOWN STAIRS.

You proceed to head downstairs to see your dear sisters JANE, CASEY, and your DAD.

Your DAD was still cooking as per-usual but not any sweets. Thank God.

Your sister JANE is still on her phone, while entertaining CASEY. Probably texting DIRK. She's had a crush on him for as long as you can remember, at least THAT'S what you WOULD HAVE said if she weren't a lesbian. But it couldn't work out anyways because DIRK came out as gay to you and DAVE. But when you look over, it's actually someone named tipsyGnostalgic. You aren't sure who that is, but you don't really want to know either.

You sit down at the table next to the bubbly CASEY in her 'Grown-up Chair'. Hoping to have something other than Pancakes. You were right! Bacon and Eggs! Something new really IS going to happen today! If DAD is baking something different, than you think it's a win! You proceed to eat the freshly cooked food, you're starving, and you've never had anything other than Pancakes before, so you help CASEY eat the food, since she's never had it before.

Your sister, JANE, gives you a look and gestures to your DAD, you put yours and CASEY's dishes in the sink and pull on his shirt.

"Hey Dad. Me and Jane wanted to tell you something…"

You look at JANE and back at your DAD.

Your sister gets up from her seat and puts her phone in her skirt pocket.

"Dad. We've been meaning to tell you. We've recently been experiencing weird things happening to our bodies. Supernatural things to be precise, things that are in human, things that aren't normal, things that are-"

"What Jane is trying to say is. We have SuperPowers Dad!"

"..."

In the background you could hear CASEY shout something

"WOOO!"

Your DAD looks at you and JANE in awe.

"Superpowers huh?"

You and JANE both nod at his question.

Your DAD sighs, he puts the dishes in the sink and tells you and your twin to head up to your room, and to NOT forget CASEY. He'll tell you some things later. He's expecting company today.

You and JANE do as you're told, and enter your room.

JOHN: BAWK LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHIT ON YOUR DESK

NO WAY! That's just NASTY and your computer is there! Thooouuuuugh that very shiny desk is calling your name…. NO! You won't go through with it. NOT WHILE CASEY AND JANE'S HERE.

JOHN: READ A COMIC BOOK.

Ever since you've discovered your new found powers. You've been invested in super heroes. You proceed to read a comic of your favorite hero, DEADPOOL, he may be fast at regeneration, but he's kinda slow, he's also hilarious, that's what you like about him! He's saving civilians while being hilarious! You absolutely live for comics, but you can't forget about the new GhostBusters comics and- you know what you're getting ahead of yourself. You're so busy obsessing over you barely notice your PDA going off from a notification!

JOHN: LOOK AT NOTIFICATION.

You look at your notification, it's from DAVE.

turntechGodhead has begun pestering ectoBiologist

TG: Hey

TG: Hey

TG: Hey

TG: John

TG: John hey

TG: John Answer

TG: John c'mon you know you love me.

EB: Hi Dave!

EB: What's up?

TG: Nothin' much

TG: I overheard the principal talking to a teacher on the phone.

TG: Sounds like we're getting a new student or students.

TG: She seems really excited.

TG: Like Jade is even jumping for Fucking joy.

TG: Hallelujah.

TG: Praise the Lord above.

TG: The new kids are gonna be here like, tomorrow or some shit.

EB: New kids?

EB: I've never went to school before.

TG: Yeah. Bro use to teach me and Dirk at home too

TG: But it's pretty cool..

EB: I've heard that school was lame.

TG: OH FUCK

TG: SHIT

TG: FUCKING HELL

TG: I'VE BEEN SPOTTED!

TG: CHAT TO YOU LATER EGDERP!

EB: Egbert.

turntechGodhead has ceased pestering ectoBiologist.


JOHN: BE YOUR LITTLE SISTER JANE

What? You don't want to be your sister

JOHN: BE. YOUR. LITTLE. SISTER.

ok fine! Jeez!

You are now JANE. JOHN'S little sister. By like 4 minutes. Ever since your MOM died, and your NANA mysteriously disappeared, you've been the woman of the house for several years. Your MOM died 10 years ago, and your NANA has been gone for almost half of your teenage life, you don't know where she might be. But you hope she's ok. You're the one who takes care of CASEY when DAD's gone.

JANE: LOOK OUT THE WINDOW

You look out the window, only to see your Dad putting something in the mail, what could it be? And is he talking to a stranger? He has a little kid with him, so it should be fine. Right?

Oh! It looks like your BFF is Pestering you.

JANE: ANSWER PDA.

You answer your PDA.


tipsyGnostalgic has begun pestering gutsyGumshoe

TG: Heeeeeeeey Jaaaaaaaaaaannnnney.

TG: How u doin?

GG: Hey Roxy!

GG: Are you Drunk again?

TG: He he! U got we

TG: *ne

TG: *ke

TG: Fuk it.

TG: No im not drunk silly :P

TG: At least not yeet

TG: *Yeat

TG: *Het

TG: Fuk it.

GG: Ok….

TG: Anyways how u doin gurl?

GG: I'm just reading a cookbook.

GG: it's Dad's birthday next week

GG: so I wanted to make something that even my brother would eat!

TG: u have a brother?

TG: Cool! Ive got an adorable older sis.

TG: Dick's lucky he's older than Dave.

TG: *Durk

TG: *Duck

TG: Fuk it.

GG: Yeah. Lucky Duck :B

TG: Any ways, see u m8

tipsGnostalgic has ceased pestering gutsyGumshoe.


JANE: CHECK ON DAD

How did he get out there so quickly? Who was that STRANGER he was speaking to? You may never know. Suddenly you hear a knock at your door, you turn around to face it, but then look back outside. Your DAD and the strangers are gone? He always manages to do this… how though? You don't know.

JANE: ANSWER DOOR

But to not upset the person knocking at your door. You order JOHN to do it.

He reluctantly gets up and opens the door only finding your DAD another grown man, and a little kid. He's smaller than you and JOHN. So you assume he's younger than you. Maybe like 2 or 3 years.

Your DAD speaks up. "John, Jane, Casey, this is Shane. We went to college together. This is his son, KarKat, I thought you 3 would get along. We have some important business to discuss. I'll speak with you two about the whole you know what, later."

With that, he left you 3 alone in your room

JANE: BE YOUR BROTHER AGAIN

What? How do you-?

JANE: BE. YOUR. BROTHER. AGAIN.

Ok ok! You are now JOHN.

You had just opened the door only to find your DAD, a friend of his, and a kid with messy black hair in a long white sleeved shirt with a Red crab silhouette, he had some freckles on his face, so you assume he dyed his hair black.

The two grown ups left closing the door, leaving you, KARKAT, JANE and CASEY. So you decide to strike up an awkward conversation with KARKAT while CASEY tugs on his shirt.

"So. What's your Dad like?"

"He's really fucking boring. He's weird as SHIT. And he's all about the 'Violence isn't the answer' type of shit. It's confusing as Hell."

WOW. You did not expect the foul language to come out of this boy's mouth. Or the raspy voice.

"..."

"SHIT!

"CASEY NO! So uhhh… how old are you?"

"Thirteen. You?"

"Same actually."

KARKAT fidgeted with his Collar as you cover CASEY's ears. He didn't seem to enjoy the conversation. Ok you suppose was more of small talk really… but nonetheless, the grouchy look didn't leave his face.

"So uhhh… do you go to school?"

"No, but Dad's taking me to this new Fucking school that will 'help me with my condition' it's a load of bull shit if you ask me. My Dad is quite the secret keeper. He won't tell me a Goddamn thing about this new school. He's stuffing the nonsense and mystery down my 13 year old Goddamn throat and letting me choke on it as if he's an insufferable Prick."

"FUCK!"

"CASEY!"

Ok wow, this kid is swearing like there's no tomorrow. And CASEY was repeating everything. Impressive.

"So…"

"So…?

You think for a moment about what he would like. Comic books? No. Cartoons? No. SuperHeroes? No. WebComics? That's literally the same thing as regular comics you dumbass. AH HA! MOVIES!

"Do you watch any movies? Any favorite genres?"

KarKat put his hand on his chin, deep in thought. Until he said something

"I like Rom Coms. What about you?"

You were about to laugh your Ass off. CASEY already was smiling and asking him if He watches Disney movies and if he's seen 'The Little Mermaid'. He likes ROMANTIC COMEDIES!? You never would have guessed! It's really unexpected.

"DON'T LAUGH YOU DUMBASS!"

"ASS!"

"CASEY STOP IT!"

KarKat was angry. And the smell of smoke was in the air. But you noticed he had a look of shock when he realised he was angry and the smell, so he breathed slowly.

"Hey are you ok? It's ok to get mad!"

"No, it really Fuckin' isn't."

KarKat squeezed his arm

"Why? Do you have Anger management issues?"

"No. Well. It's more complicated than that."

"Why? What's wrong?"

KARKAT sighed, and looked disappointed, he was about to say something, but he noticed JANE looking his way, when she finally got back to her cookbook, KARKAT held You by your hand, it really hurt and it didn't seem like he was trying to hurt you, his hand seemed like it was in a comfortable grip. Grabbed your GhostBusters Flashlight, and stuffed the two of you into the closet. He turned on the FlashLight and began whispering to you. CASEY followed you in the closet, of course and proceeded to make shadow puppets.

"Look John. The truth is. I actually don't have a condition. I have these weird abilities where I can set myself ablaze, control fire, and I'm freakishly strong! The fire thing is kinda the worst because I have Aspergers… I get angry so easily and- a-and..."

KARKAT looked up at you dead in the eyes. He sat down and curled up into a ball

"It's scary. Knowing I could hurt someone without trying. I didn't hurt your Hand did I?"

Wow. He went from zero to one hundred REAL quick. But you looked at your hand and shook your head. Smiling.

KARKAT breathed a sigh of relief.

JOHN: HUG KARKAT.

Even though you're in a dimly lit closet, trapped with a 4 year old child and a Teen with a mental Illness. You can't help but feel sorry for him. Having powers is kinda cool. But scary if they aren't taken care of properly. It's scary at first. But you sit down next to him and hold him awkwardly. Your little sister follows

JOHN: BE THE INSUFFERABLE PRICK.

Do you really want to be the Insufferable Prick?

JOHN: BE THE CRYING BEAN.

Ok fine.

You are now the insufferable Prick. Also known as the Crabby KARKAT. Currently, you are sobbing in an acquaintance's arms known as JOHN. You've barely even met this guy. And he's already nice as hell to you. And his sister is Flat out adorable. You right now, are quietly balling your eyes out. How does he not think you're a Fucking weirdo who likes Rom Coms?

"You know, if it makes you feel better, I have superpowers too!"

You wipe the tears away. Hoping if your DAD comes in, not to immediately assume you were crying and think this kid is a Jerk.

"You do…?"

JOHN nodded as he held you and CASEY tightly and slowly risen up off the ground. Being afraid at the sudden lift. You Hold on to JOHN's Slimer shirt tighter, hoping not to rip it. As you bury his face into his chest and look down out of curiosity.

"HOLY SHIT!? WHAT THE FUCK!? ARE WE FLYING!? WHY ARE WE FLYING!? HOLY SHIT! FUCK! SHIT! CRAP!"

"Woah! KarKat calm down! Don't be such a baby."

"I'M NOT A BABY! YOU'RE A BABY! NOW GET ME DOWN!"

You quickly reached the ground and you open one of your shut eyes. Surprised at the sight. Still shaking. You slowly let go of JOHN and hop down, JOHN slowly floats down after you.

"Pretty Cool right?"

"No that was not 'Cool' John!"

JOHN pouted and looked down, while CASEY attempted to tell him she could kiss it better.

"But. I suppose it was pretty wicked."

KARKAT: SMILE

You proceed to smile. You can definitely say he's one of a kind.

Suddenly the Closet door opens and JANE does not look happy.

"Hey are you two done Fucking around? Our Dads want us down stairs."

JANE had a very strict tone of voice.

You look at JOHN, and he looks at you. You all proceed to go down stairs. Your DAD, who in the SuperHero world, is known as Signless, looks at you. Meaning you should take a seat.

You, JOHN, JANE, and CASEY all take a seat at the table, you take a look at your surroundings, and get a glimpse of the living room, is that a Harlequin doll in the mother Fucking COUCH!? You hope to GOD that's not JOHN or JANE's

"Kids."

Oooh boy. You did not like it when your DAD was in serious mode. Shit was about to go down.

"Joe and I have been talking. And we think it's about time we've told you about the G.E.C.T.C."

"The Fuck. what?"

"KarKat."

"Sorry."

Your DAD pinches the bridge of his nose and JOHN and JANE's DAD speaks for him

"The G.E.C.T.C. is the Genetically, Enhanced, Children's, Training, Corporation. We believe it's high time you go there. Kids. Your Nana will be waiting for you 3. Casey here has to go with us. She can't take care of herself and she's not going back to the foster system."

KARKAT: BE JANE

You are now JANE. Do your ears deceive you? Your NANA? The G.E.C.T.C is where your NANA has been this entire time? At the greatest training facility in the entire fucking WORLD!?

JANE: JUMP IN THE AIR

"SWEET BABY JESUS HALLELUJAH!"

"JESUS!"

"CASEY!"

You jump so high your feet leave cracks in the floor when you land. You aren't by any means heavy. In fact you're a tad slender. It's because of your super strength. God Damn are you excited for this!

Your Brother quickly did a backflip in mid air and never came back down.

KARKAT? He didn't seem to excited he rolled his eyes. He didn't seem so happy to go there.

He muttered under his breath "Great I'm going to the same fucking school as Kankri."

"Hey who's Kankri?"

KARKAT looked at you in shock. He didn't think you've heard him.

"Kankri's my brother."

"You don't seem to excited."

"My brother's a smartass who thinks he's perfect in every way and is super bossy. Even to me."

KARKAT's DAD gave him a disapproving look and shook his head.

"BACK to the topic at hand. We think you should go to this school. The program will help you control your powers better than we ever could. KarKat, if you're having bad thoughts about it, look at your Dad, he's a certified hero! Doesn't that make you proud?"

"Yeah son. Don't you want to be just as good as your old man? Or even better? Your mom would have been proud to see you going out there to save the day."

KARAT sighed

"I guess. But I'll only go because it's what mom would have wanted. Also why is it a clechê that almost EVERY single superheroes parents are both dead or are being taken care of by a single parent?"

You smile. Even though your DAD isn't a special snowflake. You're positive KARKAT is proud to have a cool superhero DAD of his own. The question he asked was kind of funny too.

"Glad to see we've worked on an agreement"

Your DAD smiled and patted your's and JOHN's heads.

KARKAT's DAD looked at the time and exited his seat

"C'mon sport. We gotta go."

KARKAT nodded and got up. But before he did. He grabbed a sticky note a Grey marker, and wrote something down. He jumped up, then stuck the note on your brother's forehead which you found Fucking Hilarious as he floated around slowly in a circle. The look on JOHN's face was priceless!

"My ChumHandle."

KARKAT then shouted and ran after his DAD as he started a vehicle and went on their way. CASEY waved her little hand farewell to the VANTAS family

JANE: BE JOHN

You are now JOHN, and you are wondering 'What the FUCK just happened?' First you found out your new friend KARKAT had superpowers, second, you found out what happened to your NANA who is fine, dandy, also alive, and you also are going to train at the EXACT SAME FACILITY she runs, and LAST BUT NOT FUCKING LEAST you have made friends with the greatest superhero of all time's son. KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS. A.K.A. CRAB BOY. You are insanely proud of that name. You take the sticky note off of your head and read it.

"CarcinoGeneticist"

JOHN: LET SEVERAL MORE HOURS PAST.

It's Eleven Thirty in the night now. JANE is asleep. DAD is asleep. CASEY is asleep. the neighborhood is asleep. And you finally decide to pester KARKAT. You put the sticky note on your Nic Cage poster (which you can't believe you did.) So you wouldn't forget. You enter PesterChum, and type in CarcinoGeneticist.


ectoBiologist has begun pestering carcinoGeneticist.

EB: KarKat?

EB: It's me John!

CG: JOHN EGBERT.

CG: YOU'RE STILL AWAKE!?

CG: IT'S ELEVEN IN THE MORNING WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?

EB: Watching funny Cat videos and Thomas Sanders Vines. And some 'Zodiac Signs as Vines' shit. It's funny.

CG: REASONABLE.

EB: So you excited about tomorrow?

CG: HELL NO.

CG: I'M NOT READY TO SEE MY BROTHER WELCOME ME AT THE DOOR AND SAY 'OH HELLO MY DEAR BROTHER! HOW WAS IT AT HOME? IS FATHER ALRIGHT? YES? ALRIGHT TIME TO BOSS YOU AROUND WITH MY STUPID ASS WHISTLE, LET ME BLOW IT UNTIL YOUR EARS FUCKING BLEED'.

CG: WELL NO THANK YOU ASSHOLE. I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE I'M DOING THIS FOR MOM!

EB: You lost your mom too?

CG:...

EB: KK?

CG: YES.

EB: wow.

EB: I'm honestly sorry to hear that.

EB: I lost my mom when me and Jane were 3.

EB: What about you?

CG: I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU.

CG: IT'S NOT LIKE IT WILL CHANGE ANYTHING.

EB: Ok Damn! I'm just trying to cheer you up.

CG: YES. I SUPPOSE IT'S FINE.

EB: Why do you have this huge grudge against your brother?

CG: DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT EITHER.

EB: You know you have Caps Lock on right?

CG: YES I AM FULLY AWARE OF THAT THANK YOU.

CG: IT'S SO YOU KNOW IT'S ME AND NOT SOME INCONSIDERATE ASS HAT WHO'S TRYING TO PRETEND TO BE ME.

CG: A FRIEND OF MINE CALLS IT A QUIRK.

EB: Actually. That's fucking genius.

EB: Tell them I said they should tell me what kind of quirk I should use. :B

CG: YES JOHN. I'LL BE SURE TO DO THAT.

CG: HOLD ON.

EB: :B K

CG: DAD JUST TOLD ME TO GET THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

CG: NOT IN THOSE EXACT WORDS THOUGH.

CG: SEE YOU TOMORROW JOHN.

EB: Night KK.

EctoBiologist has ceased pestering CarcinoGeneticist.


You shut off your PDA and put it on your night stand, Along with your big nerdy glasses. You proceed to drift off into a blissful sleep.


"John?"

Ten more minutes. ..

"John please get up!"

Dave? Holy shit Dave is that you?

"Well no Shit it's me."

Fuck Dave, you've grown.

"Could say the same about you"

Dave what's going on?

"I don't know. But it's like some weird light room. It's like a bunch of white fucking feathers."

"WHERE IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE WE!?"

KarKat?

"JOHN? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"

I don't know. It's like some weird space bubble. Only it's made of like. White stuff.

"Hello? Are yoU there? Can yoU three hear me?"

"Calliope? Is that you?"

You know this person Dave?

"OK. I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS. ONE. WHO THE FUCK IS HE? AND TWO. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

"I do believe Dave made that clear already woUld yoU agree?"

"FUCK. I GUESS."

"Calliope. What's going on?"

"Dave, I'm commUnicating throUgh the dream scape. It's very Urgent."

"SO WHAT THE HELL ARE ME, JOHN, AND THIS GUY DOING HERE?"

"Listen carefUlly KarKat. Lord English is going to laUnch an attack on the city. We need yoU 3 to assemble a team of sUperheroes and take my father down. Hold on. I sense The midnight crew coming."

The Midnight crew…? Oh no… oh no no no no no.

"John! I need yoU to tell yoUr father they're coming! QUickly!"

"John, be careful. I'm going to sneak out of the facility and run as fast as I can to your house. I don't care if I'll get suspended or not but I'm coming!"

Dave you're an hour away! I don't even know if you'll make it in time!

"John, I'm the fastest Fucking 13 year old alive. I'll fucking make it."

"Good! HUrry lads! There's no time to-"

Wait where's KarKat?

"KarKat has jUst woken Up. He's actUally telling his father right now."

Oh no. KARKAT! HE'S NOT GOING TO WIN A FIGHT AGAINST THE MIDNIGHT CREW! I NEED TO WAKE UP! SOMEONE! WAKE ME UP! QUICK!

*SLAP*


You woke up in a cold sweat. You look to your left. JANE is still asleep, but you look out the window. You see flashing headlights in your driveway. It's them. One of the MidNight crew's members. BoxCard. Not him. Anyone but him.

Quickly you Sprint out of bed, you try to avoid the window and BOXCARD's line of sight. And you silently walk over to JANE in your blue Star Pajamas. You proceed to shake JANE until she wakes up, Clad in her baby blue nightgown. You were successful!

"John what the Fu- MMMPH!"

You quickly cover her mouth. And point outside the window and whisper.

"Jane! It's BoxCards! He's here."

"BoxCards? What? Why would he be here?"

"Jane don't say anything! We need to avoid all of the Windows and get to Dad's room!"

JANE nods at your request.

JOHN: BE DAVE

Why do you want to be-?

JOHN: BE. FUCKING. DAVE. ELIZABETH. STRIDER.

Ok ok, jeez

Your name is Dave Strider. And your best friend is in deep shit. You've managed to make it out of your Dorm room without the alarms going off. But you suddenly run into your older brothers. Oh shit.

"Dave Elizabeth Strider, Dirk Pauline Strider, what the absolute FUCK are you two doing up? At 3 in the FUCKING MORNING!? Don't tell me it's for a glass of fucking water again. I'm not falling for THAT shit."

Awww shit you two are in for it now. Mother Fucker.

so you two quickly nonchalauntly tell him what's up.

You and DIRK look at each other, and Nod

"MY BEST FRIEND IS IN TROUBLE!"

"MY LESBIAN IS IN TROUBLE!"

"Wait what?"

You and DIRK look at each other and think the EXACT SAME THING that your Bro had just said.

"Look bro. The Midnight crew's BoxCard is at Jane and John's house. Calliope told me in the dream scape thing."

"Claiborne told me in the Nightmare Realm about Jane."

Your Bro. Clad in his Boxers and hat. Completely shirtless with nothing but a Hatsune Miku body pillow and Lil' Cal to keep him company. God you and DIRK hate that puppet. You both hate them in general. He Nodded, and gave you both a free pass to save the day for the night. But to be back in at least two hours.

With your superior's Permission. The race to save the day was on.

Your Brother then placed his Hand on your shoulder he then told you something important. Like very fucking important as shit.

"Make that Egbert kid's heart go Doki Doki for you when you save him like the badass you are little man."

When he said that, your face became a tomato, it heated up so much, your prescription sunglasses fogged up.

When your Bro realised his work was done, he gave you the thumbs up and went back to his Dorm Room

"ALSO TELL HIS DAD HE'S HOT AND I MISS HIM."

"BRO!"

"I LOVE YOU GUYS!"

DAVE: RACE YOUR BROTHER TO YOUR POTENTIAL BOYFRIEND- UHHH BEST FRIEND'S HOUSE.

"Race you."

"You're on."

You both ran at lightning speed. Towards JOHN and JANE's house. It's really not a long race. But you're really excited to see JOHN again. And actually meet this KARKAT guy in person. Looks like DIRK is gaining on you. But not for long. You don't have just one super power. But two! Just as every superhero does.

DAVE: STOP TIME.

You decide to stop Time, you can only do it for a limited time. But you consider it a win, since people don't even know you have this power. It comes in handy. homework you've forgot to finish? Stop time and do it one second before the bell! Want to ditch your cousin's many psychological Ted Talks? Stop time and walk out! Want to win a race against your older brother? Stop time and Run ahead! BAM! No one even knows you have it! It's kind of cool how cool you can- annnd the limit's up. Your BRO is right behind you but not close enough. You're almost there. John's house is up ahead. Until you begin to cry. Shit. DIRK's emotional Manipulation. This shit. Your heart begins to ache from the sudden sadness. But you keep pressing onwards. It's not the first time DIRK has pulled this shit on you. And you hate it. It legit hurts like hell. But you've got no time to worry about it. You've got a Hot Ass to save.

You skid to a halt. BoxCard's Car. Oh shit.

Your brother comes along right behind you and stops your tears. As you go in

You hear crashes and screams of Mother Fucking JUSTICE inside...you hope it is. You and DIRK run in.

DAVE: LOOK AT THE DESTRUCTION.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. You're sitting here in your Fucking red Music Disc Onesie looking at the destruction your best friend or BOXCARD has caused.

"JOHN! JANE! WHERE ARE YOU!?"

Waaaaait… is that… no it couldn't be. Could it? He'd recognized that Raspy voice from anywhere

"Karkat?"

"Dave…?"

You look at the glowing fiery silhouette of what you assume is Karkat. He turns around to look at you with his glowing eyes and sees your BRO, DIRK, next to you, he slowly floats down to see you, extinguishing as he came down. Eventually down on the ground. Dressed in a big Black Pajama shirt with the Cancer Zodiac on it, along with no shoes or socks and red boxers.

"well it's uhhh, nice to meet you."

KARKAT out stretches his arm and implies you to shake his hand.

You shake it reluctantly, not use to this mature custom, also not sure if you should trust this guy. But his hand feels pleasantly warm. It's room temperature. Is this guy's body heat alright? Is it normal? You decide to save the questions for later. Right now. Your priority is JOHN and JANE.

"Alright. We gotta split up. Dave. Go on and look for Jane and John with uhhhh… buddy what's his name. On the left. I'll go in alone on the right and look for BoxCard. Meet back here."

So you, KARKAT, and DIRK, split up and looked for- no wait this isn't some Fucking Scooby-Doo shit. This is life or death! C'mon strider. It's you and KARKAT looking for JOHN and JANE.

"JOHN!?"

"JANEY WANEY!?"

"THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO!?"

"YEAH MAN, DON'T PLAY ANY GAMES RIGHT NOW!"

Suddenly you two heard a pile of rubble moving, you pull out the katana you brought with you, prepared to engage in a strife, KARKAT ready to do the same. To your relief, it's JANE! Holding her DAD and JOHN close

"Is everyone ok?"

JOHN and his DAD nodded

"Good, cause I'm not going rubble diving again."

As JOHN and his DAD were coughing, JOHN spotted you and KARKAT, and flew right towards you two, engaging into a tight squeeze.

"You came… you guys actually came…"

John quickly retreated and looked at both of you.

"Are you guys ok? Did you find BoxCard? IS CASEY ALRIGHT!?"

"Who…?"

"Casey! My adopted sister?"

Dave. You FUCKING moron.

"Wait CASEY!? OH FUCK IS SHE OK!? STRIDER! STAY HERE! I'LL GO LOOK FOR HER!"

You nod and attend to the EGBERT family wounds.

DAVE: BE FIRE BOY.

You are now KARKAT VANTAS. And you need to find CASEY. Quickly.

You walk around and find the entire downstairs portion of the house is trashed. Thankfully you know you didn't do this. You need to find the stairs. Hopefully they aren't wrecked as well. After walking around for a bit. You find the stairs. Still intact. Oh thank God

KARKAT: ASCEND THE STAIRS

You proceed towards the staircase, off to find your friend's sibling, like you're a FUCKING HERO right now! You quickly run towards and up the stairs. But as you reach the top. You fall backwards back down again. Thankfully there weren't two sets.

"Ahh Fuck."

You rub the back of your head and grunt. God that hurt like shit. Instead of walking. You have no choice but to bolt it! You quickly run up the stairs and into the hallway. There's JOHN and JANE's room. The STUDY. Their DAD's room. Finally. CASEY's room. You gently open the door. Lighting up the dark room, finding a little whimpering CASEY in her bed. Covering her head and curled up into a tiny ball. You pity her and slowly walk over.

"Casey?"

She's not responding.

"Casey, it's me Karkat!"

She slowly turned over and looked at you. She uncovered her head and slowly walked towards you. She quietly held on to your shirt and sobbed into it.

You sighed and picked her up. She's so light.

"Casey, we're gonna get you the Fuck out of here!"

"FUCK!"

"Don't repeat that."

"Ok..."

You held on to CASEY thightly, you wanted to keep her safe. She's only little.

You quietly walk down the hall tugging her along. Only To begun crying your eyes out. You slowly put CASEY down on the floor and drop to your knees. Shit. Your heart hurt like HELL. Is this what an anxiety attack feels like? Little CASEY over here comes to your aid and shakes your arm.

"Heh. I never knew that would actually work. Looks like I've got a little Signless boy right here… Fuck... who ever knew you were so stupid."

BOXCARD proceeded to puff a cigarette. Disgusting.

"Fuck!"

"C-CASEY! F-F-FUCK DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT!"

BOXCARD chuckled

"You know. I can't stand nosey little do gooders."

"then grab an empty fucking chair."

He grabbed you by your Collar and put you up to his level

"Look shortie. You see this heart? It means I'm a manipulator. You just need to sit still and be vulnerable so I can finish you off."

"You little…"

"Ahh well. It was Fun while it lasted! It's kinda sad I Won't be seeing you, or your friends for a long LONG time."

Shit. Not like this. Any way but this.

"H-Hey, Casey, you might wanna run! This isn't a game. BOLT IT!"

CASEY nodded but quickly fell to her knees and had unhealthy breathing. Oh no. Not her too. She's crying. Shit. Fuck.

That was the last fucking straw. You were pushed to your fucking shit of a limit. Anger boiled up inside of you. And it finally busted into a hellish but beautiful flame. BOXCARD let go of you after you Bursted into flame and burnt his hand.

"OWCH! THE HELL!?"

CASEY stopped crying, her breathing steadying. and rubbed her eyes. But quickly looked back at you with awe. As you quickly moved back in forth as BOXCARD tried to hit you with a switch blade, it was a graceful, but angry, dance of flames.

"WE'RE GETTING NOWHERE!"

BOXCARD quickly held out a pistol, he never goes anywhere without it.

"SAY GOODBYE TO THAT LITTLE HEAD OF-"

You quickly, without thinking, slapped him across the face. He stood there. It was quiet. A little too quiet. So quiet you could hear a pin drop. So quiet you could- yeah ok you get it. It was quiet.

BOXCARD went dead silent. His face I awe. And a burn mark of a hand on his left cheek. He was silent.

"AWW FUCK! SHIT! OW! IT BURNS! FUCK! SHIT! HEARTS! FUUUUCKING HELL!"

"SHIT! FUCK! HELL!"

"CASEY STOP IT!"

KARKAT: RUN DOWN STAIRS WITH CASEY WHILE BOXCARD IS SCREAMING.

You quickly get down on the ground and extinguish your body before taking CASEY by the hand and running down stairs. Well. You're SO in a rush you accidentally tumble down stairs like a ball. CASEY is in your arms. Save and sound. Quickly you Sprint off to find DAVE, DIRK, JANE, JONN, and his DAD.

CASEY holds on to you for dear life. Not planning on letting go. Quickly you make it to a patched up EGBERT family along with DAVE and DIRK.

"CASEY!"

"JOHN! JANE! DADDY!"

CASEY waddled on over to her family and held them tightly.

DIRK and DAVE breathed a sigh of relief. Until you know who showed up.

"You. You…! Awww dear fuck this hurts."

He quickly pulled out a pistol and you all dropped to the floor in tears. He's doing it again.

"I better make this quick then."

As he was about to fire the gun. JANE, with all the strength she had left. Thrusted her arm up in the air. Causing the ground to shake and sent up a pillar of earth flying straight out of the ground under BOXCARD and sent him flying.

"I'LLLLL BE BAAAAAAAAACK….!"

The crying ceased and JANE spoke up.

"Oh yeah. I forgot to mention I could do that…"

Everyone looked at JANE in awe…

"Uhhhh. What the Fuck just happened...?"

"..."

"FUCK!"

"CASEY!"


END CHAPTER.


In the next Chapter of HEROSTUCK. John, Jane, and Karkat will go to the G.E.C.T.C and separate into separate Super Children groups known as The Beta Kids, The Alpha Kids, and The Low Bloods. As Well as meet The MidBloods and The HighBloods.

Will John finally learn to master his second ability? Will Karkat stop being an angry Prick and make amends with Kankri? Will Dave finally realise his Gayness? Will we finally meet Dirk's boyfriend? Will bro strider ever realise his situation with Lil' Cal? And will Jane finally meet Roxy?

Tune in next time for HEROSTUCK!


Hey everyone thank you so much for reading my FanFic so far! If you want more info about the AU you can ask me on the HS amino! My user name is puntasticArtist. I'll try to update as much as I can since school is starting again.