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A/N So you guys are probably going to mad at me for starting this in the middle of working on Test Subject. But this isn't REALLY a story. Okay, so Lily is Noodle Fanatic and Elizabeth is sconesRtasty. Marie (AKA Parker) is me, AglonAuthor. The others are just some more friends. BTW, it's in third person POV. Here's our powers:

Joanne Doven: telepathy, invisibility, flight
Marie (Parker) Kiehof: mimicry, telekinesis, psychometry
Lily Falda: power negation, super sight, duplication
Sam Berenson: healing, teleportation, illusion creating
Elizabeth Pennies: shape-shift, control elements, magic
Mackenzie McKinley: speed, forcefields, changeable size

Marie is dating Steve, Sam's dating Clint, Mackenzie is dating Bruce, and Lily is dating Tony.

1: No more putting pieces of paper all over the walls of the Helicarrier or Stark Tower

2: Don't meow during awkward silences

3: Tony, stop pretending to have amnesia. The only people you're fooling are Lily and Elizabeth and that's not a very big accomplishment

4: No more watching movies until three in the morning

5: Slender is no longer aloud to be played in the middle of the living room where everyone can see

6: Stop comparing everyone to movie and TV show characters

7: Don't sell other people's things without permission

8: Stop painting Clint's arrows. When he finds out who did it, he will – undoubtably – make you suffer

9: No one but Thor is aloud to eat the last of the Pop–Tarts

10: No more surprise birthday parties