Authoress's note: I actually haven't seen The Ring. Just read detailed plot summaries, so I won't go too deep. Tell me what you think!
I know I shouldn't have hesitated before the television
The movie sounded so intriguing I couldn't help myself
Then...he came on
He with the dreadlocks and laughing brown eyes
He of the red bandana
He with those lips and
Before I knew it I was wondering what it would be like
To kiss him
Feel his strong, gentle touch on my hair
Hear him whisper lightly "Samara, I love you."
His voice making my name sound like a song
Finally breaking my chains of hatred
I knew he could never want me
I would have been an idiot to think he would
I ransacked the nearest poster shop
Sneered at the cowering clerk
Laughed bitterly at his "Th-th-that'll b-be $12.95... Er...miss."
Disappeared into the tiny mounted screen.
Now I can sit up at night
Staring at his face on my wet, algae-streaked wall
I suppose no girl is immune to hormones
Or the charms of one Johnny Depp.
