Authoress's note: I actually haven't seen The Ring. Just read detailed plot summaries, so I won't go too deep. Tell me what you think!

I know I shouldn't have hesitated before the television

The movie sounded so intriguing I couldn't help myself

Then...he came on

He with the dreadlocks and laughing brown eyes

He of the red bandana

He with those lips and

Before I knew it I was wondering what it would be like

To kiss him

Feel his strong, gentle touch on my hair

Hear him whisper lightly "Samara, I love you."

His voice making my name sound like a song

Finally breaking my chains of hatred

I knew he could never want me

I would have been an idiot to think he would

I ransacked the nearest poster shop

Sneered at the cowering clerk

Laughed bitterly at his "Th-th-that'll b-be $12.95... Er...miss."

Disappeared into the tiny mounted screen.

Now I can sit up at night

Staring at his face on my wet, algae-streaked wall

I suppose no girl is immune to hormones

Or the charms of one Johnny Depp.