Just a little humor stuff. Enjoy ^_^
Songs are "Forget You" by Cee Lo Green, "Replay" by Iyaz, "F**kin' Perfect" by P!nk, "Drops of Jupiter" by Train, and "She's so High" by Tal Bachman.
POV: Connor
"What's that noise?" Wally asked as he covered his ears.
There was a strange sound coming from the bathroom, where I knew that Megan was taking a shower. My acute sense of hearing tuned me in further than Wally's could. She was singing.
"I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like 'forget you'!"
"Why is Megan singing Cee Lo Green in the shower?" Artemis asked as she walked in. "She doesn't even like popular music."
"I guess the change in ma pocket wasn't enough!"
"Who showed her this? We all know she can't sing!" Artemis complained.
Robin weakly raised his hand.
"Shawty's like the melody in ma head that I can't keep out. Got me singin' like 'na nana na' everyday, like my iPod's stuck on replay!"
"And Iyaz?"
Robin nodded slowly.
"Can we just deal with it?" I asked. "She'll be out in ten minutes anyways."
"Pretty pretty pleaseeeee don't you ever ever feeeeeeeel like you're less than, less than perfect!"
"And P!nk." Artemis clapped her hands over her ears. "I hate P!nk. Connor, please do something!"
"Fine. I'll try to take care of it." I got up from my spot on the counter and started walking towards the bathroom.
I knocked on the door. "M'gann, are you almost done?"
"So tell me, did the wind sweep you off your feet? Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day, and head back to the Milky Way?"
"M'gann!"
"Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star, one without a permanent scar? And did you miss me when you were lookin' for yourself out there?"
I pounded on the door. "M'gann!"
The water shut off. "What do you want?"
"Can you stop singing please?"
"Can you stop snoring in your sleep like a locomotive?"
I was about to say something back, but I decided against it. I tried to get words to come out, but nothing that would sound somewhat intelligent did.
"That's what I thought." Megan turned the water back on without saying anything more.
I walked back to where the rest of the team was playing BS in the kitchen.
"She hasn't stopped," Artemis said, rather irritated.
"I know."
I tried to tune it out, but even my superhuman abilities couldn't make me ignore Megan belting her lungs out in "She's so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!"
And yes, she was very high.
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