Bleach Overview

To my Loved Future Fans Interviews XD I wrote this because I got bored and thought of writing a humorous Bleach Story. As for my fans for Tainted Blood, sorry for the no update sort of thing, because I constantly checked my reviews for a week, and I only had one, and I got pretty depressed and less self confident about my stories, so I stopped checking my reviews, because I'd usually be off to write the Bonus Chapter right away, but like, with the little reviews, my fingers wouldn't really write, so yeah, but I'm GONNA try and write it soon as get my ideas back. Anyways, if I owned Bleach the main couples would IshiHime, GinRan and MOST OF ALL, HitsuHina, so as you can see, I do not own Bleach. And Rosette, Chrno, and Azmaria do not belong to me, they are from Chrno Crusade.

Note If you like some yaoi/yuri couples, I do not suggest you read this. I wouldn't say there is yaoi/yuri bashing, but you know, just in case.

Disclaimer I WISH I'D OWN BLEACH. No. It's Kubo Tite's and it rocks that way.

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"Hello everyone, this is Azmaria, with Rosette and Chrno!" A gentle, but somehow a little loud voice boomed. The shinigami and other humans there looked to try and discover where the speaking person had herself hidden, but she was no where to be found, unfortunately.

"What the hell? This is such a waste of time." Hitsugaya said, annoyance tinting his mature voice.

"Don't be a stick in the mud Toushirou!" Ichigo replied enthusiastically.

"It's Hitsugaya-taichou." Hitsugaya replied, a vane ready to pop.

"YOSH'A! C'MON EVERYONE! IT'S TIME FOR Q&A!" An extremely loud voice exclaimed with pride, it sounded older and more enthusiastic. They assumed this had been Rosette. A scolding had come from behind following by a painful cry of pain. Everyone covered their ears, nearly going deaf.

"Ah ha ha… Gomen nasai, Rosette says she's feeling… Enthusiastic today. Anyways, I'm Chrno, and I will be asking the questions for the boys. First up, Kurosaki Ichigo-san." Chrno said calmly on the loud speaker. (I know in CC because they live in New York they don't use –kun, -san, -sama, and yeah, well not a lot anyways, but whatever.)

"Alright." Ichigo said, getting up and sitting in a chair on stage.

(NA: Here on, I'm just putting the things spoken starting from Chrno, and going to Ichigo, and back to Chrno, and so on. I'll let you know when someone is saying two things in a row. By the way, please tell me if I'm incorrect on some of these, I have bad memory.)

"First off, Ichigo-san, I have to ask, why do you fight?"

"I fight to protect my friends and family."

"Ah, a good reason. Hm… Was Yoruichi-san's training difficult?"

"Yeah, I was fighting against Zangetsu as training. It's hard to fight against your own zanpakutou."

"What kind of girl's do you prefer?"

"Someone who isn't afraid to do what they should do. A girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind and tell the truth. Unlike a certain spiky haired girl who's obsessed with Chappy." Ichigo said, talking about that certain someone we all know. And that certain someone is taking her anger on a certain fukutaichou with weird eyebrows. (AN: Renji: MY EYEBROWS ARE NORMAL// Me: SHUT UP RENJI!)

"Ok… Hm, what do you like about being a shinigami?"

"Well, I guess it's that I'm allowed to be able to bring peace to those who've lost their lives, and defeat those who've committed bad things as they lived, so I can stop them from doing anymore horrible things as a dead person."

"Reasonable. What would you do if someone killed your friend?"

"I'd go hunt down the bastard and beat them into a bloody pulp."

"I take back all good thoughts about you, Ichigo-san."

"EH!? What'd I do!?"

"Anyways, do you appreciate it when the 11th Division Taichou is trying to kill you?"

"HELL NO."

"Do you like it when people call you strawberry?"

"NO. I HATE THAT."

"Alright, Strawberry."

"If I knew where you are right now, I'd go and kill you this very moment."

"… Putting that threat aside, we have more questions. What do you think of when people pair you up with Renji or Ishida?"

"… That's… Just not right. I'm a straight man. I wouldn't be surprised if Ishida was gay, with the sewing and all. And Renji has freaky eyebrows."

-insert Renji and Ishida's urge to kill Ichigo here-

"Ok, good. Hm, what do you think of Aizen's betrayal?"

"I think Aizen's a bastard for doing that."

"If you had the choice, would you let Aizen back if he became good."

"Hell no, he's not trustworthy."

"Do you think Ishida-san likes Orihime-san?"

"Yeah, we all know he's in love with her."

-Insert Ishida keeping back the urge of strangling poor Ichigo here-

"Alrighty, do you like Rukia-san?"

"… WHO WOULD LIKE THE SPIKEY CHAPPY OBSESSED FREAK!?"

-Insert Rukia resisting the urge to strangle Ichigo as well here-

-Murmur murmur, whispers among the speakers-

"Cough-denial-cough. Anyways, I believe that's all the time we've got left today. I hope everyone has enjoyed the show. But stay tuned, we're airing tomorrow with a new contestant, which will be Kuchiki Rukia-san. And our new host tomorrow will be Azmaria. Come back tomorrow!" and loud speaker shut off. A few seconds of a silence and then…

"ICHIGO!" the voices were definitely angry and Ichigo knew it was his cue to run, and of course, he did so, not wanting to die there.

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I hope you liked it Sorry Rukia, Ishida, Renji, Ichigo, and yaoi fans ; I just had to do this. Yes Rukia shall be tomorrow new contestant, fufufu please Review, criticism is allowed. Sorry it isn't really funny ; I'm not good with funny. This wasn't the original idea, but of course, the original idea shall be another story soon. If you have questions you'd like little Azmaria ta' make, email me and I'll consider it. You may or may not see your question there, or it may be moved to be asked to a different contestant. Remember, I can't fit everyone's questions. Also, tell me if you want credit for your question. Sorry for the short-ness, first chapter and all, so yeah.

Ja ne