I came up this randomly but i love it. it can make you laugh here and there and i think most character's personalities are the same. for the most part this is just for some laughs.

NOTE - in this 'oneshot' (i dont like calling it that - feels weird) the charas r aware that they r a manga/anime and they come to discover our holy sanctuary called FanFiction As such, there will be mentions of pairings and something u might hate, not sure since im not u. This Is Simply Just My Opinion On Things. u can flame if u have problems but just be aware this is oringinally ment to be for laughs and entertainment.

Read and enjoy cuz i own nothing! (oh how i wish)


Discovery of FanFiction - Seigaku

~After the Kontou Tournament (for, like, the millionth time), at Taka's sushi shop~

Everyone sat in complete silence as time dragged on until Momoshiro couldn't take anymore. The said boy banged his head against the table before looking up at his fellow teammates. "This is getting boring. How many times are we going to repeat this?" He paused for a second then pointed toward the hissing second year across from him. "Not that I mind that one episode. What was it called again? Viper's Trouble?"

Kaidoh glared as he began to speak until his rival stuffed sushi in his mouth. Glaring, he was more than happy to return favor. Once again, the two started their childish fight earning annoyed glares from their captain.

Fuji chuckled, sending shivers down everyone's spines. "At least this show how popular we are."

The bouncy energetic red head next the tensai moved so he could hang on him. "Mou, Fujiko, you're starting to sound like that one guy! Nya~"

"That one guy?" Momo questioned as he attempted to shove more sushi down Kaidoh's throat, though this time with Fuji's wasabi. (No doubt that Fuji is enjoying this.)

Taking out his data book, Inui flipped through a couple pages. "There is a 50% chance that he referring to Sengoku from Yamabuki."

"And the other 50%?"

"Atobe Keigo of Hyotei."

Everyone groaned as they tried to get the picture of the arrogant narcissistic man out of their heads.

"What about the Monkey King?"

The whole group turned to see their little freshman rubbing his eyes, half awake. "Echizen!"

Taka leaned over the counter with a smile. "So you're finally awake?"

"Hn."

Oishi shook his head. "Silent as ever, huh? Didn't he open up to us more at this point in time?"

"Saa, he probably knows that he is too adorably sexy to change."

Some coughed at Fuji's words while others just chose to ignore him.

"Anyway, that aside." The data man pulled out his laptop from his bag. "Take a look at this."

Eiji walked up behind Inui with Momo not too far behind. "Nya~ Inui, you actually put something other than your juice in there?"

The said boy pushed up his glasses making them gleam in the light. "Of course! I keep my data notebook in my bag until I find good data."

"Aa, sou..."

"As I was saying earlier," Inui typed away then turned it so the screen face them, "this site called is called FanFiction."

The sushi maker looked confused. "What's fanfiction?"

"It's where all our fans can write what they want about us." clarified Inui as Momo began fiddling with the site. "They can make us vampires, act like jerks, mix us with other storylines, or even become sadists."

As the last word left the data man's lips, all eyes - including Ryoma's - seemed to turn to Fuji who was peacefully eating some wasabi with his usual smile. "Saa, is something wrong?"

They all shook their head as they shouted at the same time. "No!"

"Is that so?"

That was close!

Adjusting his glasses once more, Inui coughed to get his team's attention. "On this site we currently have the total of 20,240 fanfics which puts us the 14th place on the popularity listing order."

"Damn, we're pretty popular."

"Oi, guys you won't believe this!" Momo shouted as he turned to face him with his finger point at the laptop accusingly.

"What's wrong, Momo?"

"More than half of these fics are about us being gay!"

"WHAT!"

Fuji just smiled as he took a sip of his drink. "Saa, I never saw that coming."

Everyone else sweatdropped. He so did.

Their attention turned back to Momo as they heard the second year whistle.

"Momo?"

His purple eyes shift over to Eiji then to Oishi then back to Eiji. "You guys are a pretty popular couple. Your pairing goes by your doubles name: Golden Pair"

"Eh?"

The two boys blushed and glanced at one another.

Momo didn't stop there. He turned back to the screen as he continued to click away. "Ah! Fuji-sempai and Eiji-sempai are called the Dream Pair!"

Oishi chocked on food. "W-what?"

"Saa, who's the seme and who's the uke?"

"..."

"Moving on..." Momo's eyes scanned the site before widening. "It says here that there are over 1,600 fics of the Perfect Pair!"

Taka placed a plate of sushi at the table. "Who's the 'perfect pair'?"

The second year boy looked somewhat frightened and nervous as two names left his lips. "Tezuka-buchou and Fuji-sempai."

Silence claimed the room as a new tension filled the air accompanied by someone's menacing aura.

"Then what about you, Momo?" Eiji asked hoping to tune done the danger.

"Me?"

"Yeah."

"Well, let's see..." A short pause. "I-I'm with A-Ann?"

Eiji turned away and went back to his seat. "I knew it."

"Eh?"

The tensai nodded. "That's true. After seeing on the courts that one day, there was no doubt that that was coming."

"Eh?"

"Actually, I thought that they would have gotten together by now."

"Ehhh?"

"Hm?" The group glanced at the surprised boy.

Taka pointed at Momo questionably. "Could it be... You never noticed?"

Ryoma - for the second time that night - spoke. "What do you expect? Takeshi Konomi-sensei made him that way."

"Echizen does have a good point."

"What the hell!"

"What is it now, Momo?" Tezuka sighed rubbing his forehead.

"These fans are traitors!"

"How so?"

The power player glared at Kaidoh who raised an eyebrow as he ate. "They dared to pair me up with Viper!"

The said player dropped his food and returned his rival's glare. "Fssh~ why would they pair me up with someone as brain-dead as you?" He grabbed the laptop and turned it around. "This-! Inui-sempai too!"

Inui snatched the electronic device from the angered boy the avoid it getting broken. However, Momo just grabbed it again and continued clicking on the names. He soon looked up with a small glare toward their captain.

"Is there something you wish to say?"

"Buchou..."

Tezuka cocked an eyebrow.

"You..." the second year looked at the older boy with sad puppy dog like eyes that was accompanied with tears, "betrayed us!"

Oishi looked shocked as he gaped at what the boy was saying. "Momo! Tezuka would never do such a thing!"

"Oh yeah? Well, take a look at this."

Taka and Eiji glanced at each before sitting next to brown haired boy. "What is it?"

"..."

They soon turned to face the stoic captain with the same teary look in their eyes.

"Tezuka..."

"...how could you..."

"...with Atobe?"

The caused the Tezuka to whirl around, almost choking. "A-Atobe?"

Ah, and the stoic captain shows some emotion.

"That's right!"

"Not just him, but a few Rikkaidai players as well," Eiji stated, moving the mouse to click on a name as gasps were heard behind him.

"Tezuka..."

"Uso..."

"Buchou, I lost all respect for you."

The boy adjusted his glasses before attempting to calm his team damn. "Echizen, don't say that! I mean... Ugh... I need a break from this."

"Nya~ Lookie! Lookie! That Ryuuzaki girl is practically paired with each one of us as well as Hyotei and Rikkaidai!"

"How is that possible?"

"That ain't right. That ain't right."

"How in the world could someone even think about pairing that girl with someone OUTSIDE our team? That's like pairing Inui with Sengoku - no connection whatsoever!"

"True. The only person she ever really talks to is..."

All eyes turned to the freshman who looked thoughtful. "Who is she again?"

A few groaned as they went back to their food.

Fuji smiled and leaned closer to him. "Saa, Echizen, do you remember that girl with long braids that accompanies us sometimes?"

"Oh! Wobbly legs!" Ryoma stated with a nod of his head.

"Sou, her. Ryuuzaki Sakuno - our couch's granddaughter."

"Mada mada dane."

Fuji's smile widened. "Knew you'd say that."

"Man, it seems like a lot of people hate her and prefer us being gay."

"Really, Momo?"

"Fsshhh~ She does tend to give that annoyingly weak vibe every now and then."

The cat like red head pulled the laptop back toward him as Oishi walked up next to him. "What about Ochibi?"

Ryoma grunted as to say 'whatever' before leaning against Fuji and Tezuka in attempt to fall asleep again. The team couldn't tell if the two minded or not. 'He really does whatever he wants.'

"..." He's... popular...

"..." OT3s, OT5s, OT6s... I feel sorry for him...

"..." Even I am paired with him...

"Fssh~ What's wrong?"

The three in front in of the screen sat in complete silence. Eiji soon stood and walked over to the emerald haired boy.

Taka watched not too far away. "Eiji?"

"Ochibi?"

Ryoma opened a single eye for he didn't want to mess up his comfortable position.

"Gomen."

"About what, Eiji-sempai?"

The said red head placed a comforting hand on the boy's shoulder. "You're..."

"?"

"Considered the ultimate uke..."

Upon the acrobatics' announcement, the rest of the team wasn't sure how they should react. Sure, the boy was younger, smaller, and undeniably cute thus making him the perfect uke, but held back the slight surprise. However, it was Ryoma's question...

"...What's a 'uke'?..."

This made the captain next to flush and the tensai smile.

"Saa, I could SHOW what a uke is-"

"No. No. No. No. No. No. No." Momo instantly stood and pulled his friend away from the deadly third year. "Don't you even think about it, Fuji-sempai!"

Ryoma grumbled something similar to 'baka' and 'sempai-tachi' then fell asleep a good distance away from them. Meanwhile, Momo and Eiji already made their way back to the laptop.

"Oi, he has thousands of pairing names!"

"Uso! Name some!"

"Royal Pair - Atobe."

"He does act like a king... An arrogant one." Taka stated leaning against the counter. "The Prince of Tennis and the arrogant king."

"Hence his title 'Monkey King'!" Momo declared with a laugh.

"Thrill Pair - Fuji."

"Let me that! Oh my god, they really are paired."

"Poor guy."

"Saa, Echizen, shall we-"

"And read the next the next one, Eiji!"

"Sensual Pair - Yukimura."

"And that one's no better!"

"Moving on..."

"Pillar Pair - Tezuka."

"Saw that coming."

Their captain looked like he was about to speak when Inui cut him off.

"63% chance that they would have gotten together if they were gay."

"Fsshh~ Who says they're not?"

"Point taken."

"I'm not-"

"Save it for later, buchou. What's next?"

Eiji clicked a couple more times before for facing the awaiting crowd. "Sugar Pair - Mauri. Sleepy Pair - Jirou. Neko Pair... Me."

"Ehhhh?"

Oishi leaned closer then collapsed back down in his seat with a look of defeat.

Taka's eyes widened. "Eiji, you're paired with Echizen too? Marui and Jirou as well?"

A nod.

"Oishi has some competition~"

The vice-captain blushed a little as he tried to deny their words.

"You guys should take a look at this!"

Inui closed his data book (when did he take it back out?) and turned to the the second year. "What did you find?"

"Fuji-sempai and Echizen are girls!"

This remark caused everyone to choke on their food or drink.

"G-girls?"

"Momo, you must be mistaken!"

"No, look! Fem!Ryo - plain a day!"

"It's true! Nya~"

"That's no fun! What's the point of pairing people up if you change their gender? Now that's insulting."

"I think crossdressing, will be the only exception I will ever give!"

"Saa, that sounds like fun~"

"That's it! I'm done with this! Shut that off!" Tezuka glared at them like there was no tomorrow.

"But, Buchou-!"

Ignoring their protests the captian stood, walked over, shut the electronic, picked it up, and then promptly walked away. Inui instantly followed him out with Momo, Eiji, and Oishi not too far behind. Taka glanced at the snake and tensai before the tree of them agreed to go after them. The eight of them shouted and and argued with one another when Momo halted.

The acrobatic stopped with he noticed that the power player wasn't walking with them. "Momo?"

"I think we forgot about something?"

"Did we?"

"Saa..."

"Fujiko!"

"Tezuka, can I have that back now?"

"No."

"But FanFic-"

"Never mention the name of that site again!"

"Buchou!"

"What are we forgetting?"

"Homework?"

"To ask Ann out?"

"Fuji-sempai!"

"What? No harm done~"

.

Ryoma yawned as he sat up rubbing his eyes. He looked around, his golden eyes still blurry from his sleep.

"Sempai-tachi?"


NOTE - ok well tell me what you think cuz i am considering of doing where Hyotei discover the site then maybe one of Rikkai. ur choice~

oh and the info in here is true btw most at least

also i do despise fem!ryo to some degree that goes for sakuno too since well i dislike the ides one changing their oringinal gender and sakuno is a bit to 'nervous' in my mind sooo yeah... i'll read some fanfic pertaining these everyone and a while tho