Jonny Test tests some Jonnies
Chapter 1: This is a story about a kid who got messed up in science
Jonny Test was punching Dexter and Jimmy in the face while Dukey and DeeDee and Cindy all laughed.
"This is what you get for being not as cool as me," he screamed.
Dexter had broken glasses.
"Oh no eet iz not you who are kooooool eet is us who came before you you mean stupeed dolt! DeeDee you stupeed beetch don't just laugh help me!"
"Okay Dexter!" DeeDee said and giggled like an autistic cheerleader then she walked over to some control device thing and there was a big shiny red button. "OOOOOOH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?"
She pressed it.
The whole lab exploded killing everybody.
Susan and Mary were watching from Mandark's house.
"Oh wow! That's a big explosion Mandark!" Susan remarked.
"Yeah that was the most fun I had all day. Thanks!" Mary added with sheer delight.
"Hahahahahaha! I know ladies. I am so over DeeDee," Mandark responded in his quaint traditional ego maniacal manner and then he sipped his 13 shot venti soy hazelnut vanilla cinnamon white mocha with extra white mocha and caramel.
"Oh Mandark you're so hot," the Ginger twins purred and played with his kawaii bowl-cut hair.
"I know that, you ignoramus fem-swines. Too bad I'm also over you now," he said with wicked abandon and shoved the two gasping Ginger twins into a machine that was like a meat grinder.
"I love COMPUTRESS!"
And Computress came over and they made out.
"Oh Mandark. Too bad I really was just using you." And Computress pulled out a gun that shrunk Mandark's head. But first it enlarged it to absurd proportions. Just for fun.
"MY HEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" wailed Mandark as his suddenly head grew as large as the largest head that had ever grown. Which would probably be the theoretical God-like figures head, but Mandark was of course an atheist and detested such childish fantasies men used to comfort themselves with when faced with the dreaded prospect of lingering death and destruction in a world filled with sorrow, war, pestilence, and baby rapers. Then his head shrunk to a size rivaled only by the diminutive penis of a certain overgrown man-child who fell in love with a Pikachu.
And Mandark was running around with his head small but then he tripped and fell into the machine anyway.
"I really am in love with JONNY BRAVO!"
"Wait, aren't you really a dude? You're only a girl because Fusion Fall is fucked up weeaboo style all like Bleedman," retorted Jonny and he ran away before Computress could try to kill him from rage of getting rejected from him and eHarmony last Tuesday.
"CRACKAH CRACKA BOOM BOOM Y'ALL!" said Earthworm Jim as he skated past on a skateboard with Harry Potter on his back.
"I say, I love magic!" croaked the sullen pre-pubescent Brit.
Harry waved his wand around dramatically and kept trying to cast Rictusempra, but it was only a pencil and he wasn't really Harry Potter, just some kid who inhaled some shrooms that morning and was hallucinating.
THE END.
