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Why is he so good at Transfiguration?

"Evans… please go out with me?!" yelled James across the Common Room.

"When pigs fly, Potter!" Lily shrieked and huffed to her dorm. James shrugged and turned to Sirius

Do you reckon she was being serious?" James said to Sirius

"Oh but I am Sirius!"

"Would you stop with the Sirius/Serious pun, please?! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Like, yah," Sirius flipped his hand like an American cheerleader.

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"So I said 'you didn't' and he said 'I did'" Alice was chattering to Lily at breakfast when a huge puff of

purple smoke floated in from the Entrance Hall. In walked the Marauders with huge smirks to rival a

Slytherin.

"Oh Lilykins!" shouted James. And in floated 'It'. To be precise, 'It' was a gigantic monstrous floating

pig. With fluffy wings and a halo.

"B…b..b..ut..t…t..ut," stuttered Lily.

"Will you go out with me, Lily?" said James with a wink.

"Yes"

The whole hall burst into applause. A few 7th years, and indeed teachers, muttered 'finally'.

Peter handed over a galleon to Sirius.