Hello everyone! This is a Weird story written by me and my friend Hannah. We are fans of Zelda: Twilight Princess. And while we were playing we named Link Da Crap and his horse Da Ass. I wrote the first chapter to cheer up Hannah, and she came over to my house to finish the rest.
Warning: Language and extreme randomness!!! Talking Horse! Consider yourself warned!
This may have a crossover with beyblade later on in chapters.
We do not own any of the characters in this fic, except myself and Hannah. Well, I don't own Hannah, she owns herself.
Remember, Link is Da Crap and his horse is Da Ass.
Oh, and please don't flame! Please review though!!!!!!!!
Da Wonders of Link, His horse, Heather, Hannah and ZeldaDa bitch
Chapter One
Heather: -hops out of nowhere- I'm an Evil bunny with a silver face -points to face- And I have come to get you! Muhahaha! -chokes- HaHaHa -chases Hannah around room-
Hannah: OMG! A BUNNY!
Heather: -trips over magical tooth brush-
Hannah: -Gir's voice- A tooth brush! (Gir off of invader Zim)
Da Crap: I tinkled -points to wet spot on pants-
Heather and Hannah: EW!
Da Ass: Holy Crap!
Hannah: Uh. . . What the heck is going on?
Da Crap: Hannah! Zelda has been killed. . . by a semi truck--------
Heather: -throws semi truck keys in toilet-
Da Crap: WTF? Neways, YOU! -points at hannah- Will be da new Zelda.
Heather: -turns human- Sweet! Hannah's a princess! Hannah's a princess! -does the numa numa dance-
Hannah: Oh My god! I'm a princess! I'm a princess! -dances around like a gay guy-
Heather: Does this mean you two are going to get married?
-room goes silent-
Hannah: -fishes for semi truck keys in toilet- I'm not marring Da Crap!
Da Crap: Who said anything like that? I was told to fetch you, and after this im going home to teach those brats how to use a sword.
Hannah: -doesn't hear Da Crap- I'm not marring him!
Heather: -steps away from Hannah- She's insane! But that's why we love her! -looks at hannah- If your going to use my. . . -looks at Da Crap- I mean Some random semi truck, don't scratch it up! It looks really nice!
Hannah: -gets keys- Hi Da Crap! -hops in Semi truck and runs over Da Crap-
Heather: -eats popcorn-
Da Ass: -oo- OMFG! You killed him!
Hannah: Time to be a princess- -turns into ninja and walks away-
Heather: uh. . . . -looks at Da ass- Get away! -turns into evil bunny with a silver face and hops away-
The End
