The Completely Serious Adventures of Super Matt

Jadee: LOL, this is an entry for MissehKeehl's The Completely Serious Adventures of Super Matt. Which are basically Matt crack-fics.

Livv: Awwh I'm not in this one. *sulk*

Jadee: Neither am I. *sulk*

Matt: I am yay =D

*glares*

Matt: I-i'm sorry ): Jadee doesn't own Death Note or Pokémon.


Matt pressed furiously at the buttons on the Gameboy Advanced.

FUCKING...STUPID...GEODUDE

Mello was fast asleep on the chair with chocolate drool dribbling down his chin.

I love Mello like that. So kinky.


Matt: I don't think that at all _


'Your faggot of a Geodude was defeated. SexiMatt whited out. LOL fail.'

"STUPID FUCKING POKÉMON GAME! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE."

He threw the Gameboy away. A soft plop was heard.

"DON'T THINK YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF BY FALLING ONTO THE BED."

'Bitch, you threw me here.'

"YOU'RE A GAMEBOY YOU CAN'T FUCKING TALK"

'What do you think I'm doing now? Playing suduko?'

"That's a good idea."

Matt skipped to the cupboards and pulled out a lot of magazines. He grabbed the Chat magazine and turned to the back with Suduko.


It had been 3 hours and there was 3 numbers in the boxes.

Well, one box had 56, the other had -484573, the last box had a small doodle of Mello in a bunny costume. So it wasn't really a number...

ANYWAY Matt had fallen asleep an hour ago.


Matt opened his eyes.

I'm blind...I can't see a hacking thing.

The Pokémon game theme tune rung in his ears.

I CHOOSE YOU MATTCUM

Mattcum?

A sudden light blinded poor defenceless Matt. And he was facing a Pikachu.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!"

'MrMihealChoclat sent out his Mattcum.'

"THE FUCK"

'Mattcum used Water Gun'

"MELLO YOU FUCKING IDIOT, WATER IS USELESS AGAINST ELECTRICITY."

'Not much effect. LOLfail.'

why the fuck did I get a game that loves to insult you?!

'Pikachu used Thundershock. You're mofo ass is gonna burn.'

Matt felt electric bolts enter his body. And not in the sexual way.

His body made a violent shudder.

'LOL MrMihealChoclat, your Mattcum failed. And now you blacked out. Before you did that, Pikachu pissed in your face and took your wallet.'


"MATT WAKE UP YOU LAZY ASS PIECE OF SHIT!"

Matt rolled over.

"Your game sucks anally!"

A DS was flung at Matt. The screen read.

'Shhhh, Mello doesn't need to know a thing. [; If you can be quiet, Ima give you secksy yaoi rape."

0____________0


Matt: What the actual fuck Jade?

Jadee: Sorry for the no updates on my other story and shit, but Friday I was having a drunken party, Saturday we all crashed at my house, Sunday is no working day for me.

And today I had to do this =D

Livv: Stupid excuses.

Mello: So anyway, here you go Misseh, a story for your Matt collection.

*Everyone look at Matt who is obviously still in shock after reading this.*