Olright, I know I promised this forever ago and I'm really sorry for it taking forever! .
But I promise to put up a lot of the story at a time, rather than just a chapter, so that's good, I guess ^^"
I don't own Naruto--if I did, Deidara would be DEAD for sitting on Gaara in Pt2 ep. 20 and for making his stupid bird eat him!
That's so awful! I left teethmarks in my wrist because I was biting so hard--I actually think I made myself bleed a little XD
But anyway--DIE DEIDARA!!!
Shikamaru stood staring at the sky. Sometimes he wished he could just be a cloud—they didn't have to work, deal with their mothers, or annoying people (like Naruto), they just . . . floated.
He could barely keep his eyes open; he hadn't slept in the past two days because his mother had decided to start spring cleaning a season later—or was it three seasons early? Whatever . . . He closed his eyes, just letting them rest . . .
On the street below, Gaara stood outside the shop, waiting for Kankuro and Temari. He suddenly had a strange feeling in his gut and looked up. On the edge of the building was a Leaf ninja. He looked like he was . . . asleep.
Gaara rolled his eyes at the laziness of his village's allies. But then he noticed that the ninja was falling.
WTF?! Who just goes to sleep and falls off buildings?! Gaara thought, watching the nin fall. He was so busy mentally abusing Konoha's people, that he didn't realize until it was too late that the nin was falling directly toward him.
Both boys crashed to the ground with only a light cushion on sand keeping them from breaking any bones.
Shikamaru opened his eyes, wondering what it was that had stopped his fall and instantly wished he hadn't.
He had landed right on top of Gaara of the Desert—more than just landed on him, somehow, their lips had connected and he was also kissing him.
Oh shit, this is where I die. Shikamaru thought. What a drag. Shikamaru pulled away, ready for Gaara to kill him. But the redhead seemed to shocked to do anything. He just sat there, his eyes wide, staring at Shikamaru.
If I'm going to die anyway . . . Shikamaru leaned in again. I might as well get a real kiss.
He kissed Gaara again, but by this time, the shock had worn off and Gaara shoved him away.
"What are you doing?"
"Kissing you." Shikamaru answered. If he was going to die, he might as well be a smart-ass too.
"B-but we're both guys!" Gaara seemed genuinely confused.
Shikamaru almost laughed. I guess he wasn't exposed to much gay stuff in Suna—probably because he didn't have anyone like Naruto and Sasuke.
"So?" Shikamaru asked. He leaned in again and kissed Gaara, not really sure why he did it this time. In the middle of the kiss he stopped.
What am I doing? I'm not gay! He pulled away. Am I turning into another Naruto?
"Um, I have to go." Shikamaru got up and disappeared before the redhead could react.
Kankuro and Temari came out of the shop and saw their little brother sitting in the dirt, his cheeks flushed.
"Gaara, you feeling okay?" Kankuro asked. He would've felt his forehead to check for a fever if he wasn't afraid Gaara would rip his arm off. Temari was obviously the braver one.
She slapped a hand on Gaara's forehead. "You've got a fever. You should go back to the inn and rest."
Gaara pushed her hand away and picked up his gourd. "I'm fine."
^^ So cute!
Hope you enjoy!
More chapters'll be up soon!
