Summary: Written for Talebringer, prompt, "toa find out what we write about them." No slash! Brief mentions but nothing more! Special thanks to Green Devil, Arya, Saya, and Talebringer! Featuring Angry!Jealous!Kopaka, horrified!Lewa, Apologetic!Onua, Furious!Tahu, and Amused!Gali
WHAT THE!!!
Tahu looked at the device in his
lap. Apparently, it was called a "laptop." LEGO had given them
all these, as a "Thank you for saving the universe" gift. It was
nice and all, but… it was so strange. He shrugged and continued to
"surf", which apparently was the slang word for browsing through
the various websites. Weird terminology. It was called "the
internet." LEGO had told them of several sites that were all about
them, but Tahu saw no reason to like ANY of
them. They were all very mean to him. It really wasn't fair,
because what had he done to these people? He had been doing his job –
and almost died doing it – for years. So why the hate? He did like
some stories by someone named "Saya Moonshadow." She was
very good. He considered leaving a comment, but decided against it.
He didn't want to give away his existence.
Yet there were
several odd ones. Who was Taryen? His sister? He had a sister?!?! He
had no idea! Yet... why was she in love with Kopaka? And who was
Pyroa? He had ANOTHER sister? How many sisters did he have that he
didn't know about!!! As he kept reading, he saw a comment
mentioning a girl named Shay. Now he was confused. Apparently, this
girl named Shay was with Kopaka. Yet his sister Taryen was. But his
twin Pyroa was. This was just confusing. He shook his head. It was
too hard to make sense of.
"You." And speak of it, it was
Kopaka. He looked very angry. Why? He wasn't the one who had a
bunch of sisters! "Look. At. This."
It was a story by that
Shay girl again. It was titled "The truth Behind the Door" and…
wait…
"Why does it say we're married!!!" he exclaimed,
resisting the urge to throw up. "You think I know!!" He looked so
angry. Tahu frowned. "I have ANOTHER twin sister!" Kopaka nodded.
"And, apparently, she hates me." Tahu looked relieved. Thank
Mata-Nui not ALL of his sister's loved Kopaka.
Yet Kopaka was still angry. Tahu glared at him. "What's your
problem? Everyone else LOVES you!" The Ice Toa
shook his head. "Not Gali. Look at this story by Saya
Moonshadow. I'm alone." Tahu rolled his eyes.
They were
interrupted by a scream. They turned to see Lewa running out of the
other room. "LOOK what I do to Onua!!!" He was so shocked, and
showed the two of them "Pleasing you to stay with you".
Kopaka didn't even read it. Tahu looked disturbed enough for them
both. Onua came out a couple minutes later. "Lewa, you know I'd
never do that right?" Lewa turned from him and pouted. Tahu
sniggered. Lewa frowned at him. "I'm surprised you're not going
to kill Kopaka." "Why would I do that?" Lewa took Tahu's
laptop and clicked a couple times, and went to Shay Moonsilk's
author corner. "According to her, you have three of Kopaka's
babies." Tahu's eyes widened. "I do WHAT?" He looked livid.
She had him, Lewa, and Taka getting pregnant! It was so unfair! And
Vakama! What did he do to deserve that! "She's lucky I don't
know her in real life." He snapped. Lewa nodded in agreement.
Kopaka, surprisingly, looked angry too. "They like you more than
me." "Who?" Tahu asked. "Our children! Athena likes you
more!" Tahu couldn't believe it. HE had to get pregnant. HE had
to have babies. HE got raped in TWO stories, and got paired with Onua
AND Pohatu, Kopaka, Makuta TERRIDAX, Kalmah, Vakama, Lewa, Taka, and
Mata Nui knew who else, and Kopaka was angry because Tahu's kids
LIKED HIM MORE!!! He was so angry. Kopaka saw
that and quickly sat down. No need to anger the scary fire toa.
They heard a loud scream. Looking to their right, they saw Gali
come in, smiling brightly. "Gali!" Lewa exclaimed, "LOOK at
this!!!!" he showed her one of the stories. She grinned. "Oh, I
know. It's good isn't it? Green Devil and Arya have so much
talent!" Lewa was gob-smacked. Onua mentally sweat dropped.
Tahu
felt insulted. "We save the freaking world, and THIS is what we
get?" Kopaka shook his head. "I think I finally understand what
Helryx meant when she said the world demanded a price from us. We'd
have to put up with this."
