Welcome to Naruto Truth or dare!!!!! Here we will torture, I mean play truth or dare with the Naruto gang!! YAY!!!!!!! Everybody will be here and I don't feel like telling you everybody, and so we shall begin!! I'm going to use the name Mitsuki, yes it's still me, I just don't feel like going up and putting a slash every five seconds. My Hinata is a bit bolder than the other, and she doesn't stutter, I'm too lazy to make her.
Heza-chan does not own Naruto, yet, I'm asking for it for my birthday!
Everybody is chained up in a dark room.
Shika: What's going on?
Temari: Yeah!!
Hinata: Umm…
Tenten: Who's all here?
She hears a bunch of me's.
Tenten: Well now I definitely know who's here. (Sarcasm)
Neji: But seriously, what's going on?
They all hear laughter in the background.
Kiba: Who are you?
Voice: I am Mitsuki, and I am here to torture, I mean play a game with you.
Sasuke: Did she just say torture?
Sakura: I think…I'm not sure
Ino: I'm scared!! Sasuke hold me!! Tries to jump on Sasuke but is still tied up.
Mitsuki: I know I know, you don't want to play a game.
Kankarou: That's right!
Mitsuki: Well that's too bad, your playing!!
Naruto: So what game are we playing?
Mitsuki: Truth or Dare!!!!!!!!
Everybody: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: So your one of those psychotic people who make us do disgusting and disturbing things for no reason?
Mitsuki: Yep pretty much. Wait!! I'm not psychotic though!!
Gaara: Right…
Mitsuki: Ok Mr. Sarcasm you can go first!!
Gaara: Fine.
Mitsuki: OK Truth or dare?
Gaara: Dare.
Mitsuki: I dare you to…umm…attack Sasuke!!
Sasuke: WHAT?!!
Mitsuki: Nobody calls me psychotic and gets away with it!!
Gaara attacks Sasuke, and beats him to a pulp.
Sasuke: Oww…ok…Sakura…truth or
Mitsuki: Whoa there!! I'm the only one who can do that!!
Sakura: Why?
Mitsuki: Because you're in my world and I said so!!
Sakura: It's not like you can make him stop talking or something.
Mitsuki: You would think so wouldn't you? Snaps her fingers and looks at Sasuke.
Sasuke opens his mouth to tell her off and nothing comes out.
Ino: What did you do?!
Mitsuki: Duh, I used my awesome powers to stop him from talking!
Naruto: Duh Ino, even I understood that!! Oh wait that didn't come out right!
Kiba: Hah to late!
Ino & Sakura: Just fix him!!!!
Mitsuki: Fine, my gosh!!
She snaps her finger's and Sasuke can speak again.
Mitsuki: Ok back to the game!! Jiraiya truth or dare?
Jiraiya: Umm…truth.
Mitsuki: Do you tell women you're the writer of those perverted books or do you conveniently leave that part out?
Jiraiya: I tell them…
A large ice block falls on his head.
Mitsuki: HAH YOU'RE LYING!!!!
Jiraiya: Ok what was that?!
Mitsuki: Oh yeah, if you lie, bad things happen to you!
Temari: That's cruel!!
Mitsuki: I know!! Now Jiraiya answer the question!!
Jiraiya: Fine, sometimes I leave that part out…
Tenten: Hah I knew it…
Hinata and the other girls nod.
Mitsuki: Sakura truth or dare?
Sakura: Umm…
5 minutes later Sakura is still thinking.
Mitsuki: Ok that's it!! You have to do both!!!
Sakura: WHAT????!!!!!!
Mitsuki: Ok so have you ever wanted to change your hair color, and if so what color?
Sakura: Umm when I was four I wanted to dye my hair bright blue, but I changed my mind.
Mitsuki: Ok now come with me for your dare!!
Mitsuki drags Sakura into the bathroom.
Neji: I wonder what she's doing to her.
The gang hears screams coming from the bathroom.
Lee: She's hurting my beautiful Sakura!!
Neji: Hn. Whatever, somebody turn on the lights, it's getting hard to see.
Sasuke goes and turns on the lights.
Naruto: That's better!!
They hear another scream from the bathroom.
Hinata: Wow, I wonder what she's screaming about.
Mitsuki and Sakura come out of the bathroom, Sakura with her hair in a towel.
Hinata: What did she do to you?
Mitsuki: Towel off now!
Sakura: NEVER!!!!!!!!
Mitsuki: Foolish girl!! She snaps her fingers and Sakura's towel comes off, revealing bright blue hair!!
Everyone starts laughing their heads off, and Sakura turns bright pink.
Sakura: It wasn't my idea!!!
Kiba: Whatever!! You look better with pink hair Sakura!
Sakura: Shut up dog boy!! She hits Kiba over the head and he becomes unconscious.
Chouji: What the heck did you do that for?!
Sakura: He was making fun of me!!
Mitsuki: So!! It was his turn!! Great, now I have to use more of my power, oh well.
Kiba suddenly wakes up.
Mitsuki: So how are you feeling?
Kiba: I feel great!!
Mitsuki: It's your turn!!
Kiba: Never mind!!
Mitsuki: Truth or dare!?
Kiba: Truth, your dares scare me.
Mitsuki: They should. OK, would you rather kill Shino or kiss Akamaru?
Kiba & Shino: HUH!!!!!!!
Mitsuki: You heard me!
Kiba: Ummm….I guess I would rather kiss Akamaru…
Shino: You guess? Shouldn't that be automatic?!
Kiba: Dude, no offence to Akamaru, but do you wanna kiss a dog? Didn't think so.
Shino: …
Mitsuki: Ok this is a dare for the girls!!!
Tenten: We don't get a choice?
Mitsuki: You didn't have a choice from the start; you do what I want you to do.
Ino: But Gaara and Kiba both got a choice!
Mitsuki: That's because both their truth and dare were good and I didn't care what they picked! Now you guys have to sing Wannabe by the spice girls!!
Temari: HUH!!?!?!?!?
Hinata: That's actually not that bad of a song…
Mitsuki: Hinata's right, I could've picked something much worse. Now sing!!
Ino: NEVER!!!!!!
Mitsuki: You have no choice!! Music starts to play in the background, and the girls unwillingly start to sing!
Temari: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!
Hinata: So tell me what you want, what you really really want!!
Ino: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Sakura: So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
All: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
Tenten: I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
Hinata: If you want my future forget my past,
Temari: If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Ino: Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Tenten: Get your act together we could be just fine
Sakura: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
Neji: They're not that bad.
Naruto: Yeah Hinata's the best though!! GO HINATA!!!
Sasuke: Your right Neji, they aren't that bad.
Shikamaru: Yeah…but doing this is too troublesome.
Mitsuki: You wanna go home?
Shikamaru: Yeah.
Mitsuki: Well that's just too bad!!!
The girls finally stop singing, the boys give them a round of applause and they bow and sit down.
Mitsuki: OK!! Great job!! I have a dare for Naruto!!!
Naruto: I'll do your dare!! Believe it!!
Mitsuki: Ok you have to go into my magic secret room with Hinata!!
Before they can say anything Mitsuki opens the door and shoves them in.
Sasuke: Isn't that just your closet?
Mitsuki: Closet, magic secret room, it doesn't matter what you call it.
Kiba: It's a closet.
Mitsuki: It doesn't matter!!
Shino: He's right, it's just a closet.
Mitsuki: WHATEVER!!!
Sasuke: Aww did Mitsuki get mad?
Mitsuki: Awww don't make me hurt you chicken boy.
Sasuke: Chicken boy? Where'd that come from?
Mitsuki: Have you ever even looked at your hair?
Sasuke: Yes why?
Mitsuki slaps herself.
Sakura: Doesn't that hurt?
Mitsuki: Wanna find out?
Sakura slaps herself involuntarily.
Mitsuki: Answer your question?
Sakura: Yes…
Mitsuki: Good. So this one is for Tenten. Why are you in love with Neji?
Neji & Tenten: HUH!!
Mitsuki: Wow you guys are either really stupid or really hard of hearing. I said WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH NEJI?!
Tenten: blushes. Who say's I'm in love with Neji?
Mitsuki: HEY!! No answering questions with questions!! But to answer your question, like just about everybody on the face of the planet and your face about 20 seconds ago.
Lee: Like how many people would that be?
Mitsuki: Billions. Lee do you think Neji and Tenten are in love?
Lee: Yes, of course!! The youthful power of love is radiating off their bodies!!
Everyone: sweatdrop
Mitsuki: Fine Tenten if you don't want to say your answer out loud come whisper it to me!!
Tenten whispers her answer in Mitsuki's ear.
Mitsuki: HAH I KNEW IT!!!!! TENTEN AND NEJI SITTIN IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Tenten: -redder than a tomato- You just told everybody!!
Mitsuki: I never said I wouldn't!! Now you might as well tell him what you said, he already knows now.
Tenten: …Mitsuki I hate you…
Mitsuki: Oh shut up and tell him!!
Tenten: Fine…Neji I love you…blush
Neji: I love you too Tenten…he goes and sits next to her, and then kisses her.
Lee & Mitsuki: Finally!!!
Mitsuki: LEE OUR EVIL PLAN WORKED!!
Lee: Yes our youthful plan of evilness worked well!
Neji & Tenten: YOU GUYS PLANNED THIS!!
Neji: Mitsuki I understand, but Lee?
Lee: She promised she wouldn't make me do anything stupid for awhile.
Tenten: I see…it's worth it.
Ino: Yeah that is totally worth tricking your friends.
They hear a yell from inside the closet.
Neji: WHAT IS THAT BUFOON DOING TO MY COUSIN?!
Mitsuki walks over and throws open the door.
Hinata: Got any gum?
Naruto: Nope.
Hinata: Oh hey Mitsuki!! We were seeing what all we had in our jacket pockets, you know like on that show?
Naruto: Yeah, except on that show its purses!!
Sasuke: Dobe, you watch that?
Naruto: I was really bored the one day and the pervy sage was watching it.
Jiraiya pokes his head in the door.
Jiraiya: THAT WAS A SECRET NARUTO!! I WAS DOING RESEARCH!!
All the girls back away. Jiraiya leaves.
Temari: Awkward…
Hinata and Naruto come out from the closet.
Mitsuki: Ok well my evil cousin told me I had to do this or she would break my guitar…
Lee: You have a guitar?
Mitsuki: No I just said that for the heck of it!! Of course I do!! Ok the dare is that I have to be locked in the closet with Gaara. So my good buddies Tenten and Temari will be hosting for me!!
Temari & Tenten: Were your good buddies?
Mitsuki: Oh not me, my alter ego!!
Everyone: O.o
Mitsuki: What? Ok come on Gaara!!
Mitsuki pulls Gaara into the closet.
Tenten: Ok this dares for Shikamaru and Temari!!
Shikamaru: …zzz…
Temari smacks him over the head to wake him up.
Shikamaru: What…
Temari: We have a dare to do stupid!!
Tenten: Okay you guys have to kiss for 1 minute!! YAY!!
Temari: HUH!!! (Shika is too lazy to say anything, and I'm too lazy to write out his name.)
Naruto: Just do it, you know you want too. Wink wink.
Shika: Whatever. He pulls Temari close and kisses her.
3 minutes later they're still kissing.
Neji: Wow…
Tenten: Ok…
Hinata: So Naruto-kun, what are you doing later?
Naruto: Ehh nothing really. Hey Hinata!!
Hinata: Yes?
Naruto: Do you wanna go get some ramen with me?!
Hinata: Sure!!!
Naruto: Cool!!!
Temari and Shikamaru stop kissing.
Temari: Wow…
Shikamaru: smirks Hn.
They all hear things being thrown around in the closet.
Everyone: O.o I wonder what they're doing.
Neji: It sounds painful
Temari: Yeah really…
Kankarou: Poor Gaara…
Everyone jumps up and hides.
Tenten: Oh calm down its just Kankarou.
Shino: How long have you been here?
Kankarou: Awhile.
Kiba: I see…
They hear more crashes.
Everyone: Poor Gaara.
Hinata: You never know though, it could be poor Mitsuki
Sakura: Good point Hinata…
Ino: Well it doesn't matter who, but it's definitely a poor someone!!
Everyone nods in agreement.
Meanwhile in the closet…
Mitsuki: Hah I told you I'd find that button!!
Gaara: Yeah whatever.
Both sneeze.
Gaara: Bless you.
Mitsuki: Same. I think they're talking about us.
Gaara: Oh well, got any three's?
Mitsuki: Nope!! Go fish!!
Gaara: You're actually not that bad.
Mitsuki: Thanks!! You're not so bad yourself!
Hal: So you guys want pepperonis on this pizza right?
Mitsuki: Yep!! Thanks Hal!! Hah I told you guys this was a magic secret room!
Gaara: …
Mitsuki: I wonder what they think were doing in here…
Gaara: Who knows…
Back with the rest of the gang…
Neji: Its dinnertime.
Chouji: I'm so hungry I'm smelling pizza…
Ino: Wait, you smell it too?
Kiba: Hey I do too!!
All turn to look at the closet.
Everyone: Neeehhh
Tenten: So I'm bored.
Naruto: Let's leave while those two are locked in there!!
Lee: Yes, let us escape using the power of you…Neji whacks him.
Neji: Let's go!!
Everyone leaves, with Neji and Tenten dragging their unconscious teammate.
3 hours later.
Mitsuki: I wonder what they're doing out there…
Gaara: Who knows. I wonder when they're gonna let us out.
Mitsuki: I have no idea…
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Well that's the end of this chapter!! I hope you enjoyed it!! Send me truths and dares, and I may make you guest hosts! Also, you must review if you want to see what happens to Mitsuki and Gaara, who are still locked in the closet!
Mitsuki: I'm sleepy…
Gaara: Hn.
Mitsuki: Bye…
Meanwhile…
Hinata: Are you sure we shouldn't go let them out?
Naruto: They'll be just fine!! Bye everyone!!
Hinata: Goodbye!
