Welcome to Naruto Truth or dare!!!!! Here we will torture, I mean play truth or dare with the Naruto gang!! YAY!!!!!!! Everybody will be here and I don't feel like telling you everybody, and so we shall begin!! I'm going to use the name Mitsuki, yes it's still me, I just don't feel like going up and putting a slash every five seconds. My Hinata is a bit bolder than the other, and she doesn't stutter, I'm too lazy to make her.

Heza-chan does not own Naruto, yet, I'm asking for it for my birthday!

Everybody is chained up in a dark room.

Shika: What's going on?

Temari: Yeah!!

Hinata: Umm…

Tenten: Who's all here?

She hears a bunch of me's.

Tenten: Well now I definitely know who's here. (Sarcasm)

Neji: But seriously, what's going on?

They all hear laughter in the background.

Kiba: Who are you?

Voice: I am Mitsuki, and I am here to torture, I mean play a game with you.

Sasuke: Did she just say torture?

Sakura: I think…I'm not sure

Ino: I'm scared!! Sasuke hold me!! Tries to jump on Sasuke but is still tied up.

Mitsuki: I know I know, you don't want to play a game.

Kankarou: That's right!

Mitsuki: Well that's too bad, your playing!!

Naruto: So what game are we playing?

Mitsuki: Truth or Dare!!!!!!!!

Everybody: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: So your one of those psychotic people who make us do disgusting and disturbing things for no reason?

Mitsuki: Yep pretty much. Wait!! I'm not psychotic though!!

Gaara: Right…

Mitsuki: Ok Mr. Sarcasm you can go first!!

Gaara: Fine.

Mitsuki: OK Truth or dare?

Gaara: Dare.

Mitsuki: I dare you to…umm…attack Sasuke!!

Sasuke: WHAT?!!

Mitsuki: Nobody calls me psychotic and gets away with it!!

Gaara attacks Sasuke, and beats him to a pulp.

Sasuke: Oww…ok…Sakura…truth or

Mitsuki: Whoa there!! I'm the only one who can do that!!

Sakura: Why?

Mitsuki: Because you're in my world and I said so!!

Sakura: It's not like you can make him stop talking or something.

Mitsuki: You would think so wouldn't you? Snaps her fingers and looks at Sasuke.

Sasuke opens his mouth to tell her off and nothing comes out.

Ino: What did you do?!

Mitsuki: Duh, I used my awesome powers to stop him from talking!

Naruto: Duh Ino, even I understood that!! Oh wait that didn't come out right!

Kiba: Hah to late!

Ino & Sakura: Just fix him!!!!

Mitsuki: Fine, my gosh!!

She snaps her finger's and Sasuke can speak again.

Mitsuki: Ok back to the game!! Jiraiya truth or dare?

Jiraiya: Umm…truth.

Mitsuki: Do you tell women you're the writer of those perverted books or do you conveniently leave that part out?

Jiraiya: I tell them…

A large ice block falls on his head.

Mitsuki: HAH YOU'RE LYING!!!!

Jiraiya: Ok what was that?!

Mitsuki: Oh yeah, if you lie, bad things happen to you!

Temari: That's cruel!!

Mitsuki: I know!! Now Jiraiya answer the question!!

Jiraiya: Fine, sometimes I leave that part out…

Tenten: Hah I knew it…

Hinata and the other girls nod.

Mitsuki: Sakura truth or dare?

Sakura: Umm…

5 minutes later Sakura is still thinking.

Mitsuki: Ok that's it!! You have to do both!!!

Sakura: WHAT????!!!!!!

Mitsuki: Ok so have you ever wanted to change your hair color, and if so what color?

Sakura: Umm when I was four I wanted to dye my hair bright blue, but I changed my mind.

Mitsuki: Ok now come with me for your dare!!

Mitsuki drags Sakura into the bathroom.

Neji: I wonder what she's doing to her.

The gang hears screams coming from the bathroom.

Lee: She's hurting my beautiful Sakura!!

Neji: Hn. Whatever, somebody turn on the lights, it's getting hard to see.

Sasuke goes and turns on the lights.

Naruto: That's better!!

They hear another scream from the bathroom.

Hinata: Wow, I wonder what she's screaming about.

Mitsuki and Sakura come out of the bathroom, Sakura with her hair in a towel.

Hinata: What did she do to you?

Mitsuki: Towel off now!

Sakura: NEVER!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: Foolish girl!! She snaps her fingers and Sakura's towel comes off, revealing bright blue hair!!

Everyone starts laughing their heads off, and Sakura turns bright pink.

Sakura: It wasn't my idea!!!

Kiba: Whatever!! You look better with pink hair Sakura!

Sakura: Shut up dog boy!! She hits Kiba over the head and he becomes unconscious.

Chouji: What the heck did you do that for?!

Sakura: He was making fun of me!!

Mitsuki: So!! It was his turn!! Great, now I have to use more of my power, oh well.

Kiba suddenly wakes up.

Mitsuki: So how are you feeling?

Kiba: I feel great!!

Mitsuki: It's your turn!!

Kiba: Never mind!!

Mitsuki: Truth or dare!?

Kiba: Truth, your dares scare me.

Mitsuki: They should. OK, would you rather kill Shino or kiss Akamaru?

Kiba & Shino: HUH!!!!!!!

Mitsuki: You heard me!

Kiba: Ummm….I guess I would rather kiss Akamaru…

Shino: You guess? Shouldn't that be automatic?!

Kiba: Dude, no offence to Akamaru, but do you wanna kiss a dog? Didn't think so.

Shino: …

Mitsuki: Ok this is a dare for the girls!!!

Tenten: We don't get a choice?

Mitsuki: You didn't have a choice from the start; you do what I want you to do.

Ino: But Gaara and Kiba both got a choice!

Mitsuki: That's because both their truth and dare were good and I didn't care what they picked! Now you guys have to sing Wannabe by the spice girls!!

Temari: HUH!!?!?!?!?

Hinata: That's actually not that bad of a song…

Mitsuki: Hinata's right, I could've picked something much worse. Now sing!!

Ino: NEVER!!!!!!

Mitsuki: You have no choice!! Music starts to play in the background, and the girls unwillingly start to sing!

Temari: Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!

Hinata: So tell me what you want, what you really really want!!

Ino: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

Sakura: So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

All: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,

Tenten: I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

Hinata: If you want my future forget my past,

Temari: If you wanna get with me better make it fast,

Ino: Now don't go wasting my precious time,

Tenten: Get your act together we could be just fine

Sakura: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want

Neji: They're not that bad.

Naruto: Yeah Hinata's the best though!! GO HINATA!!!

Sasuke: Your right Neji, they aren't that bad.

Shikamaru: Yeah…but doing this is too troublesome.

Mitsuki: You wanna go home?

Shikamaru: Yeah.

Mitsuki: Well that's just too bad!!!

The girls finally stop singing, the boys give them a round of applause and they bow and sit down.

Mitsuki: OK!! Great job!! I have a dare for Naruto!!!

Naruto: I'll do your dare!! Believe it!!

Mitsuki: Ok you have to go into my magic secret room with Hinata!!

Before they can say anything Mitsuki opens the door and shoves them in.

Sasuke: Isn't that just your closet?

Mitsuki: Closet, magic secret room, it doesn't matter what you call it.

Kiba: It's a closet.

Mitsuki: It doesn't matter!!

Shino: He's right, it's just a closet.

Mitsuki: WHATEVER!!!

Sasuke: Aww did Mitsuki get mad?

Mitsuki: Awww don't make me hurt you chicken boy.

Sasuke: Chicken boy? Where'd that come from?

Mitsuki: Have you ever even looked at your hair?

Sasuke: Yes why?

Mitsuki slaps herself.

Sakura: Doesn't that hurt?

Mitsuki: Wanna find out?

Sakura slaps herself involuntarily.

Mitsuki: Answer your question?

Sakura: Yes…

Mitsuki: Good. So this one is for Tenten. Why are you in love with Neji?

Neji & Tenten: HUH!!

Mitsuki: Wow you guys are either really stupid or really hard of hearing. I said WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH NEJI?!

Tenten: blushes. Who say's I'm in love with Neji?

Mitsuki: HEY!! No answering questions with questions!! But to answer your question, like just about everybody on the face of the planet and your face about 20 seconds ago.

Lee: Like how many people would that be?

Mitsuki: Billions. Lee do you think Neji and Tenten are in love?

Lee: Yes, of course!! The youthful power of love is radiating off their bodies!!

Everyone: sweatdrop

Mitsuki: Fine Tenten if you don't want to say your answer out loud come whisper it to me!!

Tenten whispers her answer in Mitsuki's ear.

Mitsuki: HAH I KNEW IT!!!!! TENTEN AND NEJI SITTIN IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Tenten: -redder than a tomato- You just told everybody!!

Mitsuki: I never said I wouldn't!! Now you might as well tell him what you said, he already knows now.

Tenten: …Mitsuki I hate you…

Mitsuki: Oh shut up and tell him!!

Tenten: Fine…Neji I love you…blush

Neji: I love you too Tenten…he goes and sits next to her, and then kisses her.

Lee & Mitsuki: Finally!!!

Mitsuki: LEE OUR EVIL PLAN WORKED!!

Lee: Yes our youthful plan of evilness worked well!

Neji & Tenten: YOU GUYS PLANNED THIS!!

Neji: Mitsuki I understand, but Lee?

Lee: She promised she wouldn't make me do anything stupid for awhile.

Tenten: I see…it's worth it.

Ino: Yeah that is totally worth tricking your friends.

They hear a yell from inside the closet.

Neji: WHAT IS THAT BUFOON DOING TO MY COUSIN?!

Mitsuki walks over and throws open the door.

Hinata: Got any gum?

Naruto: Nope.

Hinata: Oh hey Mitsuki!! We were seeing what all we had in our jacket pockets, you know like on that show?

Naruto: Yeah, except on that show its purses!!

Sasuke: Dobe, you watch that?

Naruto: I was really bored the one day and the pervy sage was watching it.

Jiraiya pokes his head in the door.

Jiraiya: THAT WAS A SECRET NARUTO!! I WAS DOING RESEARCH!!

All the girls back away. Jiraiya leaves.

Temari: Awkward…

Hinata and Naruto come out from the closet.

Mitsuki: Ok well my evil cousin told me I had to do this or she would break my guitar…

Lee: You have a guitar?

Mitsuki: No I just said that for the heck of it!! Of course I do!! Ok the dare is that I have to be locked in the closet with Gaara. So my good buddies Tenten and Temari will be hosting for me!!

Temari & Tenten: Were your good buddies?

Mitsuki: Oh not me, my alter ego!!

Everyone: O.o

Mitsuki: What? Ok come on Gaara!!

Mitsuki pulls Gaara into the closet.

Tenten: Ok this dares for Shikamaru and Temari!!

Shikamaru: …zzz…

Temari smacks him over the head to wake him up.

Shikamaru: What…

Temari: We have a dare to do stupid!!

Tenten: Okay you guys have to kiss for 1 minute!! YAY!!

Temari: HUH!!! (Shika is too lazy to say anything, and I'm too lazy to write out his name.)

Naruto: Just do it, you know you want too. Wink wink.

Shika: Whatever. He pulls Temari close and kisses her.

3 minutes later they're still kissing.

Neji: Wow…

Tenten: Ok…

Hinata: So Naruto-kun, what are you doing later?

Naruto: Ehh nothing really. Hey Hinata!!

Hinata: Yes?

Naruto: Do you wanna go get some ramen with me?!

Hinata: Sure!!!

Naruto: Cool!!!

Temari and Shikamaru stop kissing.

Temari: Wow…

Shikamaru: smirks Hn.

They all hear things being thrown around in the closet.

Everyone: O.o I wonder what they're doing.

Neji: It sounds painful

Temari: Yeah really…

Kankarou: Poor Gaara…

Everyone jumps up and hides.

Tenten: Oh calm down its just Kankarou.

Shino: How long have you been here?

Kankarou: Awhile.

Kiba: I see…

They hear more crashes.

Everyone: Poor Gaara.

Hinata: You never know though, it could be poor Mitsuki

Sakura: Good point Hinata…

Ino: Well it doesn't matter who, but it's definitely a poor someone!!

Everyone nods in agreement.

Meanwhile in the closet…

Mitsuki: Hah I told you I'd find that button!!

Gaara: Yeah whatever.

Both sneeze.

Gaara: Bless you.

Mitsuki: Same. I think they're talking about us.

Gaara: Oh well, got any three's?

Mitsuki: Nope!! Go fish!!

Gaara: You're actually not that bad.

Mitsuki: Thanks!! You're not so bad yourself!

Hal: So you guys want pepperonis on this pizza right?

Mitsuki: Yep!! Thanks Hal!! Hah I told you guys this was a magic secret room!

Gaara: …

Mitsuki: I wonder what they think were doing in here…

Gaara: Who knows…

Back with the rest of the gang…

Neji: Its dinnertime.

Chouji: I'm so hungry I'm smelling pizza…

Ino: Wait, you smell it too?

Kiba: Hey I do too!!

All turn to look at the closet.

Everyone: Neeehhh

Tenten: So I'm bored.

Naruto: Let's leave while those two are locked in there!!

Lee: Yes, let us escape using the power of you…Neji whacks him.

Neji: Let's go!!

Everyone leaves, with Neji and Tenten dragging their unconscious teammate.

3 hours later.

Mitsuki: I wonder what they're doing out there…

Gaara: Who knows. I wonder when they're gonna let us out.

Mitsuki: I have no idea…

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Well that's the end of this chapter!! I hope you enjoyed it!! Send me truths and dares, and I may make you guest hosts! Also, you must review if you want to see what happens to Mitsuki and Gaara, who are still locked in the closet!

Mitsuki: I'm sleepy…

Gaara: Hn.

Mitsuki: Bye…

Meanwhile…

Hinata: Are you sure we shouldn't go let them out?

Naruto: They'll be just fine!! Bye everyone!!

Hinata: Goodbye!