Disclaimer: I do not own Neopets. As much as I think about it, dream about it, and obsess about it, I don't. Adam Powell does.
Sharon: Which is ironic, because Adam is my boyfriend's nickname... 0.0
Fred: HAH! Yeah, right, Bob wouldn't date you if he was paid!
Sharon: Shut up! -thwacks Fred- Now, where we? Oh.. yes... we are going to do a BFM (Battle for Meridell) Spoof. Yeah, I know, no one cares about BFM anymore-
Fred: Which is why I think this is a desperate cry for attention.
Sharon: Eh hem... as I was saying, I CARE about BFM, and I shall now spoof-ify it!
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Once upon a time, there was a great and mighty kingdom...
Adam: Named Asparagus World!
Ahem... ruled by a wise and grumpy king. The kingdom enjoyed peace and prosperity...
Garin: OMG, what the hell are you saying! That scum just stole my purse! STOP, THEIF!
And to celebrate their good fortune, the king held tournaments and festivals for the people's enjoyment.
Aisha Rider: Bwahaha! I shall poke you all with my sharp and pointy stick! Ph34r me!
-Glares from bystanders-
The kingdom had a champion... who was the greatest hero the kingdom had ever known.
Jeran: OH, GOD, what the heck are you trying to do, slice off my shoulder? Owww...
Skarl: OH DEAR! Sorry. I just get carried away sometimes...
-Rabid Jeran fangirls chuck asparagus at Skarl-
Skarl: AUGHHH! I SAID I WAS SORRY!
Within this kingdom lived four friends, who came from another world. Although they'd been strangers, they'd found a place in thwir new world..
One got to be a potion maker in the Kingdom's alchemy laboratory...
Kayla: Woo, mom, look at me! I look just like Edward Elric! I shall now be known as... FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!
While two got to be squires, serving the kingdom's bravest knights...
Borris: Does this cape make me look fat?
...And the last one got her big brother back.
The kingdom had a neighbor, casting a dark shadow upon the kingdom's walls...
Voldemort: Ahh... no place like home.
... and though, in the past, they had been bitter enemies, those times were long past, and peace ruled the day. A peacy signed by a treaty, and sealed with vows.. a peace that would last one thousand years.
Kass: And if you believe that, you're as stupid as that fat king.
Armin: Actually, King Kelpbeard has intelligence points on 21-
Kass: Not Kelpbeard, FOO! SKARL!
Armin: Not, Skarl, foo! Voldemort!
Kass: -shuddergasp- YOU... SAID... THE NAME!
Armin: What, Voldemort?
Kass: -falls on ground clutching heart- FOO!
Armin: Ahhh... -grins-... how about... HILARY DUFF!
Kass: -passes out-
Hannah: -comes in- What? Armin? you killed Kass by yourself? Oh gosh... NOW YOU'RE THE NEW VOLDEMORT!
Voldemort: No, I'M the real Voldemort.
Hannah: No, I'M THE REAL VOLDEMORT!
Armin: NO, YOU MORONS, I AM THE REAL VOLDEMORT!
Voldemort: I AM THE REAL VOLDEMORT BECAUSE I LIKE PURPLE PONIES AND FLUFFY BUNNIES.
-Awkward silence-
Hannah: So.. Armin, is this a good time to tell you I've been cheating on you with Garin?
