Twilight Sparkle Reads Twilight
A/N: Well, this is my first My Little Pony Fanfic and My first crack fic. Yay! This also takes place before Twilight got turned into an alicorn.
It was a beautiful Day in Ponyville.
Twilight noticed a group of teenaged mares waiting outside the book store.
"What's everypony doing?" Twilight asked.
"We're waiting for the realese of the new Twilight book!" one of the fillies exclaimed.
"Twilight?" the unicorn said.
"Yep! It's the most heart warming story about Bella Swan, your average teenage girl, who falls in love with a vampire named Edward." the pony sighend dreamly.
Twilight normally wasn't the one for romance stories, but everypony seemed to like it, so she decided to give it a shot.
A stallion grabbed a sign with his mouth and turned it over; the sign now read "open".
"Yay!" the ponies excitedly ran into the store.
Twilight simply walked into it.
She relized with Twilight book was larger then she thought, as the mares were shoving and even fighting just to get the book.
Twilight thought she'd never get a book. Miracously, there was one book left.
She picked the book up with her magic and walked up to the counter.
"That'll be 3 bits." the stallion said.
After paying, Twilight walked over to her house.
"Oh, hello there Twilight." Twilight's faithful assisstant, Spike said. "What 'cha got there?"
"Oh, just a book called 'Twilight'. I saw a lot of ponies waiting outside the store just to get a copy, so I thought 'why not'?"
"Oh, okay. So is there anything I can do?"
"Hmm." Twilight thought for a second. "Honestly, there's nothing you can really do right now, so you're done for today!"
"Ah yes!" Spike said. "Now if you excuse me, I gotta help the most eleagant, beautiful pony in all of Equstria." Spike walked out.
Twilight opened the book and began reading it.
*A couple hours later*
Twilight was in shock. Ponies shoved, beat, and paid money for. . . this sad excuse of literature?
Twilight threw the book in the trash can and went to bed.
*The Next Morning*
Twilight woke up from bed.
She noticed that Spike was already awake.
"Good Morning Spike." She noticed there was a book in his claws. "What 'cha readin' there?"
Spike showed Twilight the book cover "Twilight".
Twilight frowned.
"You see, I saw it in the trash bin and you said so yourself that a lot of people like it, so I decided to read it myself and now I'm hooked!"
"So, you like that book?"
"Yep." Spike answered.
Twilight's eye twitched.
At first, Twilight was able to handle Spike being a Twilight fan, but then it came to when Spike bought the movies and began playing them. Twilight had enough.
She got the book and burned it.
She then introduced Spike to better books and movies.
The End
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Lauren Faust and Hasbro.
Twilight belongs to Stephanie Meyer.
