Title: Movie Night.
Writer: Invader Johnny.
Synopsis: Jade West and Tori Vega are going to the movie to watch a film of the Goth's choosing, with unexpected side effects. Established Jori.
Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious, simple as that, if I did then Jori would be canon.
Author note: This plot actually came to me after watching the trailer of the conjuring 2, for those of you who haven't seen the horror flick, (which supposedly is based on true events) so don't worry! I won't be giving away any spoilers, mainly because it only served as an inspiration for this idea and nothing more.
But after you are all done reading, please do take a moment of silence for those involved, after all the other side should not be taken lightly.
So read, and don't any of worry, there is no horror involved for those who can't handle it, at most? A bit of dark humour, courtesy of yours truely.
"Vega!" Jade bellowed angrily "Aren't you done yet?! Come on we're going to miss the damn movie!"
"And wouldn't that be a shame?" Tori said under her breath.
"I'm onto your little game Vega!"
"Little game?" The brunette asked innocently "I don't know what you're talking about"
The pale woman laughed mockingly "You don't? Oh that's rich Vega! Fucking rich!"
"Well I don't!" She defended.
"Oh save it you scardy cat!" The Goth snapped "I been wanting to watch 'The Inferno' for the last two weeks now and every time you come up with excuse to get out of it!"
"That's... That's not true"
"Oh really?" Jade glared at her, seeing through her girlfriend's weak attempt of denial "Last Tuesday you said you had to get your hair done, then there was the time you claimed your sister stole your purse... Then there was the half-ass lie that you said that you had to take your driving test... Which I know for a fact it was set until three days later, admit it Vega, you just don't want to see it!"
"I... Well... You see... I... Ok fine you're right I don't want to see that movie!"
"Ah Ha!" Jade said as she pointed an angry finger at her girlfriend "I knew it!"
"Come on Jade, couldn't we see something else?" Tori pleaded, giving her the puppy dog eyes ""That movie looks absolutely horrifying!"
"That's exactly why I wanna see it!" The Goth said dreamily "It has everything I could ever hope for! Just imagine it for a second Tor ... Demons, gore, people dying every five seconds, not to mention zombies eating the flesh of the wounded and dying! It's the ultimate movie of human suffering, and you aren't getting out of it!"
"I'm going to end up peeing myself!"
"Well that's an added bonus" Jade teased "But do I complain about the lame ass movies you want to see?!"
"Yes!" Tori replied "All the time!"
"Well be that as it may, this is what a relationship is all about, taking an interest in the others likes and dislikes, isn't that what you said?"
The Half-Latina growled "I hate it when you use my words againsts me"
"Thought, now get ready, we leave in five!
"I can't believe you like these movies."
"Why not? Jade asked defensively "They're funny!"
"Funny isn't the words I would use" Tori said under her breath "But then again I long come to terms with your twisted sense of humour."
"That's my girl" The Thespian said as she gave her lover a kiss on the cheek.
"In all seriousness Jade, you don't get even a little freaked out by them?"
"That would be a big fat no" Jade replied. "And do you why? Because I'm not some loser whimp."
"I never said that you were" Tori said "But haven't you even gotten the tiniest bit scared from any horror movie Even when you were a little kid?"
"I don't know what to tell you, Vega, other than I don't get scared!"
"Ah come on, everyone's afraid of something!"
"Not me" Jade snapped, now get your ass in the car! Your five minutes are up!"
With that the pale Goth left the house, leaving their ont door open for her girlfriend to follow
"I have a bad feeling about this"
Later that night, at around three in the morning, Tori was trying and failing to get some sleep, true to her word she ended up wazzing herself in the middle of the film.
And she wished that had been the most mortifying part of the evening.
"I could have dated a nice girl but noooo I had to go ahead and fall in love with the school's resident psycho! This has to be some sort of karma! For what?! God only knows!"
As soon as they were seated both girls had seen mutilation, cannibalism, people being buried alive, another guy had it's eyes taken out with spoons, a river of blood and a maniac losing his mind and using his brother's face as a mask.
And that was on the first ten minutes.
By the end of the night, much to Jade's chagrin, Tori was too scared for sex.
So the Raven haired Goth simply walked her to her door and left.
Needless to say that every noise got the tanned girl jumpy.
"What was that?" She asked herself.
A screeching sound came from the window.
"Oh shit" Tori swore, getting under the covers of her bed "I'm not heating anything; vampires, zombies and anything else in the movie isn't real... Just the imagination of a very deranged director"
Tori continued to tremble under the covers as she saw the shadows of a figure getting closer, paralysed in fear the on,y thing she could do was to shut her eyes.
"Figures my parents had to take Trina on an audition to San Diego the same night Jade takes me to the movies"
Suddenly something grabbed her shoulder, which resulted in a very high pitch scream.
"VEGA! VEGA! For fuck's sake it's me!"
"Jade?!" The Half-Latina asked in relief "My god! Don't you ever do that again! Don't you know how many heart attacks I had tonight!"
The Goth growled "I don't know and frankly I don't care!"
"Geez, what suddenly got your panties in a bunch?"
"You did!" Jade snapped angrily "Right now I hate you so much Vega!"
"Well, considering you made me watch that horror movie I'd say the feeling is mutual right about now!"
"Oh cry me a river, you being scared is nothing compared to my fear!"
"Wait what?... Did I hear that right?"
You jinxed me!"
"I jinxed you?" Tori frowned. "How?! Explain to me how?!"
"You jinxed my perfect record of not getting freaked out by horror movies!" Jade explained mad beyond belief.
"Huh?... You're kidding right?"
"NO! Don't you see Vega?!" The Thespian snarled "I've been watching these movies since I was five!"
"Really? That young?"
"That's not the point!" Jade fumed "I had seen every type of film the horror genre has to offer! Both good and bad! And never, not once in my eighteen years, have I ever been the slightest bit scared after any of them!"
"What does that have to do with me?"
"You soften me Vega!"
"I... I what?!"
"Before we started dating I could sleep peacefully with any gruesome movie in the back of my mind! The screams of agony serving as a type of lullaby!" She explained quickly "But now I can't shut my eyes without imagining some type of creature doing some type of freaky thing to you and it's killing me! It's not fair, you're the one whose suppose to get scared with these type of things! For fuck's sake you peed your pants tonight!"
"Gee, thanks for reminding me" Tori said sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
Then her brain registered what Jade has said just seconds ago.
Now I can't shut my eyes without imagining some type of creature doing some type of freaky thing to you and it's killing me!"
"Aha, so that's must have been it" Tori mused "She must have been having a nightmare about me and it scared her, that's so sweet, in her own way she cares about me, that's why she's here, she came to see me, aww"
"Are you even listening to me?"
"What I did hear" Tori giggled teasingly "Was that big bad Jade West is afraid?"
"Vega!"
"Okay, okay," The Half-Latina conceded. "I see you came all the way in here in your piyamas, so how about you under the covers and we can have a nice sleep over? Just the two of us?"
"The hell we are!" Jade snapped "You're going to help me get over this fear!"
"Okay," Tori shrugged. "And how exactly am I going to do that?"
She got her answer she she noticed the big backpack her girlfriend had brought.
"We are going to watch every horror movie that I own"
Tori's eyes got as wide as dinner plates and her jaw dropped in shock.
"Have you gone of your rockets?" Tori exclaimed, once she regained her composure. "You just said that you can't sleep because you're terrified from one horror movie, and now you want to sit here and watch what? Five horror movies?!"
"Try fifty"
"WHY?"
"It makes perfect sense" Jade said "In order to get over one's fear, they must face, so I gotta grow an immunity to these movies all over again, now get some popcorn, soda and anything else you want to eat, I'll be down in the living room in a sec so we can get started, we are going to spend the entire weekend on the couch if we have to!"
Tori sighs in defeat, getting out of bed to follow her girlfriend's orders.
"Yeah... This is karma"
WUAHAHAHAHA! Did anyone else found this extremely funny?
I sure had a blast writing this, I figured Jade would pin the blame on Tori if she ever got frightened by any horror film.
So, what do you guys thought of this idea? In a way it's ironic yet fitting that a movie like the Conjuring 2 provided me with such a funny plot.
Well, see you all in my next Jori idea.
Invader Johnny Signing Off.
