It was a fine day, perfect for a spot of mining. So, Xian Zhuan26, legendary slayer of the accursed dragon, Elvarg, master of mining and eater of lasagna, was on his way to the Dwarven Mines, with his trusty Black pickaxe. He could have gotten a better pickaxe, but this particular pickaxe was of sentimental value. He was planning to get some iron ores out on the Grand Exchange before the price dropped. Little did he know of the tragedy that was about to happen.

As he approached Ice Mountain, Ariane, one of the 7 siganture heroes, teleported herself in front of him.

"Xian Zhuan26, Sir Own and Ozan require your help!"

The brave adventure's face turned from peaceful bliss to concern, "Why, what's happened?"

"Trolls! They're rampaging Varrock as we speak. Normally, I'll have cast a fire blizzard on them, but the troll shamans, Magicky Rock and Pointy Hat have summoned a creature from another plane. They're calling it the Hooman Chewy-Upper. Owen and Ozan are in need of help to defeat it. I've got your combat items. We have to move quickly!"

In a flash, they were at Varrock Square, At the Western Gate, a hideously huge beast tore the Varrock Museum into pieces.

Xian Zhuan26 grabbed his Dragon Scimitar and rushed at the beast. After what seemed like eternity, Sir Owen and Ozan were at 39 hp each, but Xian Zhuan26 was still going strong. However the beast suddenly roared.

In an instant the four heros found themselves in another dimension. Without warning, the monster spat at them. Using his natural agility Ozan pushed Sir Owen out of the way, while Ariane teleported. However, due to his relucence to train Agility, Xian Zhuan26 found himself all slimey and at only 5hp.

The monster rushed for our fallen protangonist. Luckily, Ariane teleported him to Taverley. Xian Zhuan26 limped to the bank, only to find his account empty.

'Darn I luv scamm 4ever! He cleared my bank again.'

Limping to a Pompous Merchant by the name of Eric Gardens, Xian Zhuan26 tried to pick his pocket. Unforturnatly, Eric saw him, and punched him, saying, 'You Oaf, that's the 45th time this week!'

Normally, that blow would have been little more than a small annoyance. But this time, Xian Zhuan26's hitpoints depleted and he slumped to the ground, dead.

Xian Zhuan26 opened his eyes to find himself in Grim's office.

"So, hey, Grim, er, hi. Well, I'll just be on my way..."

"STOP MORTAL!"

XZ26 stopped abruptly.

"YOUR TIME HAS COME! GET TO HEAVEN. NOWWWWWWWWWWW!"

XZ26 found himself in bright, cheery, heaven. But he was not at all cheery. Having an desire to return to Gielinior, he leapt into a nearby reincarnation portal, without Sarodomin's permission.

'Soul, you will be reincarnated as...' A voice boomed around him.

'ZYBALT XARON'