Sheldon Swifties XI: "Dark Energy…"

Summary: Brief bits, not necessarily connected…Possibly related to the idea that sooner or later I plan to pit Sheldon against junior adult fiction's greatest inventor…

Disclaimer: What's Chuck's is Chuck's…No infringement intended…

"But, Amy…"

"Sheldon…The logical conclusion is inescapable…"

"But…"

"Sheldon…This is your bedroom…Correct?..."

"Ummn…Let me verify…" glance…

"Correct…I suppose…"

"And I am your girlfriend…Based on the Relationship Agreement, that is undeniable, correct…?"

"Granting you are Amy…I would suppose it is so…"

"And I am dressed in a Sailor Moon outfit, namely Sailor Blue…" flexing of eyebrows in arch manner…

"But I never watched…"

"Sheldon…"

"Well, perhaps Leonard was and I happened to sit in on an episode or two…"

"Sheldon…It's inescapable logically…You are having a sexual fantasy in a dream about me…" contented smile…

"Unless…" shrewd look… "You are having a sexual fantasy dream about me…"

"Crap…Can't you just once play along?..." frown…

"Amy…Logic forbids…" arch look…

"Wait…Hah!..." grin… "I haven't woken up…Despite your soul-crushing attempt at denial…Ergo…?"

"Oh, no…" sigh…

"Remember…Sailor Blue…" she breathed… "After all, I went for the blue medical outfit…" wink…

"Leonard!..."

"Oh, God…" Penny sighed, turning over… "Leonard, he's up again…It's your turn…"