Sheldon Swifties XI: "Dark Energy…"
Summary: Brief bits, not necessarily connected…Possibly related to the idea that sooner or later I plan to pit Sheldon against junior adult fiction's greatest inventor…
Disclaimer: What's Chuck's is Chuck's…No infringement intended…
"But, Amy…"
"Sheldon…The logical conclusion is inescapable…"
"But…"
"Sheldon…This is your bedroom…Correct?..."
"Ummn…Let me verify…" glance…
"Correct…I suppose…"
"And I am your girlfriend…Based on the Relationship Agreement, that is undeniable, correct…?"
"Granting you are Amy…I would suppose it is so…"
"And I am dressed in a Sailor Moon outfit, namely Sailor Blue…" flexing of eyebrows in arch manner…
"But I never watched…"
"Sheldon…"
"Well, perhaps Leonard was and I happened to sit in on an episode or two…"
"Sheldon…It's inescapable logically…You are having a sexual fantasy in a dream about me…" contented smile…
"Unless…" shrewd look… "You are having a sexual fantasy dream about me…"
"Crap…Can't you just once play along?..." frown…
"Amy…Logic forbids…" arch look…
"Wait…Hah!..." grin… "I haven't woken up…Despite your soul-crushing attempt at denial…Ergo…?"
"Oh, no…" sigh…
"Remember…Sailor Blue…" she breathed… "After all, I went for the blue medical outfit…" wink…
"Leonard!..."
"Oh, God…" Penny sighed, turning over… "Leonard, he's up again…It's your turn…"
