Colorguard is...

Killing band members with your flag

Yelling at said band members for being in your way

Evil drum majors who think they rule the band

Relationships ending and beginning

Getting bruises from your poles

Cold parades and having to suck it up

Using freshman to get you food

Dancing to solulja boy and having band members skip band to dance with you

Getting yelled at for letting band members skip band

Barely making the bus because your leotard came unbuttoned and you had to fix it

Trying to find a band mom to take you to the bathroom

Dancing in the stands while the band plays stand tunes

Wishing you could be a drum major

After school practices

Saying "ohhhh" and "ahhhh" at the other guards uniforms

Having crushes on other band members and never on any non-band members

Dating band members

Having the same instructor for seven years

Crying when the seniors leave

Crying when said seniors come back and visit

Going to band members weddings over the summer

Trading guard equipment (hoops) with a bass drummers drum

Seeing kids that were in band but quit and not talking to them

Having flag fights

Seing how many people it takes to clean the flag closets