Colorguard is...
Killing band members with your flag
Yelling at said band members for being in your way
Evil drum majors who think they rule the band
Relationships ending and beginning
Getting bruises from your poles
Cold parades and having to suck it up
Using freshman to get you food
Dancing to solulja boy and having band members skip band to dance with you
Getting yelled at for letting band members skip band
Barely making the bus because your leotard came unbuttoned and you had to fix it
Trying to find a band mom to take you to the bathroom
Dancing in the stands while the band plays stand tunes
Wishing you could be a drum major
After school practices
Saying "ohhhh" and "ahhhh" at the other guards uniforms
Having crushes on other band members and never on any non-band members
Dating band members
Having the same instructor for seven years
Crying when the seniors leave
Crying when said seniors come back and visit
Going to band members weddings over the summer
Trading guard equipment (hoops) with a bass drummers drum
Seeing kids that were in band but quit and not talking to them
Having flag fights
Seing how many people it takes to clean the flag closets
