The mad chemist's mad adventures
Chapter 1
"Yes…"
A low chuckle rumbled in his throat. He held his hand above the crude iron, opening his hand he watched as the black powder disappeared in the black liquid. He grabbed a large stick and began to swirl the syrup like substance until it erupted into a bright red, giving off a glow that illuminated his living quarters.
A content smile formed on his lips as the liquid lost its syrup like consistency. "Now…"
He turned around, his eyes traced up and down a large shelf filled with jars containing dried plants, strange powders, living and dead creatures and samples of stones. I need just the right thing. His eyes narrowed, his fingers tracing every jar until he stopped.
"Perfect…" He mumbled quietly as he grabbed the jar and walked back to the kettle. "And to finish you off, my most beautiful creation, the eye of an ancient golem." He reached into the jar and pulled out a blue stone around the size of his fist. He gave it one last glance before he smiled and dropped it into the liquid. The red liquid instantly became translucent, gaining a water like appearance. He took a step back and grabbed a small flask from his belt.
"And now, for a sample." He carefully placed the flask in the kettle and watched as it slowly filled with liquid. Satisfied he lifted the flask and pressed a cork into the opening. He held the flask in front of his eyes and smiled. "Such beauty…"
He simply stared at the liquid, not paying a second thought to the world.
Knock- knock- knock
It took him a moment to realize what had happened. He pulled his gaze away from the flask and stared at the door angrily. "Always interrupting my work!" He put the flask down and walked to the dark wooden door. He grabbed the iron handle and slowly opened it just enough to look outside. His eyes widened ins surprise and his eyebrow shot up. "Lady of Luminosity, to what do I owe the pleasure of you interrupting my work?"
"H- hello… Singed." She kicked at the ground, a nervous look on her face."
"It is a strange sight to see a demacian here, these are the zaunite champion quarters after all." He chuckled and grinned at her distress.
"Y- yeah…" She looked around nervously before she leaned closer much to Singed's annoyance. "I need your help."
He narrowed his eyes and looked at her for a moment before slowly closing the door again.
"No, no, no, no!" She stuck her foot out to stop the door.
"What is it, child?" He leaned down to her height and gave her an angry glare.
She flinched from his glare and took a deep breath. "I- I need a special sort of potion."
He tilted his head in confusion. "You? In need of a potion? What kind of potion could YOU possibly need?"
"C- could we discuss this inside?" She looked around once more.
Singed gave her a bored look and crossed his arms.
"Please?"
He rolled his eyes and let out an annoyed sigh. "Fine! But if you touch anything I will fling you out personally." He fully opened the door and stepped aside.
She gulped and went inside the dark room. She jumped slightly as Singed shut the door behind her. "So tell me, what is it you require my skills for." He motioned her to sit down on a nearby stool.
Once seated she stared at she ground. "I…" She fumbled with her hands, her face growing a dark shade of red. "I need help with… with my b-…" Her voice cracked and she fell silent, avoiding the man's eyes.
"With what? What is it you need, child?"
"With my… breasts…" Her face was completely red, her eyes closed out of embarrassment.
He stared at her for a moment before he pointed at the door. "Leave."
"No please! I mean it! I need a potion to make my b- breasts grow…" She pleaded falling to her knees.
"You need me, a genius, a chemist? No… THE mad chemist of the league? Me, the man who ended a large scale battle during the Ionian invasion by killing everything alive?!" He shouted in fury. "How dare you even consider to get me involved in your, teenage midlife crisis?! What do I look like to you, a shrink of sorts?"
"Please! I beg of you, I'll do anything!" She gave him puppy dog eyes.
Singed tapped his foot for a moment before a huge smile spread across his face. "Anything you say?"
She visibly paled and slowly got back up. "W- well… pr- pretty much anything…"
He chuckled and scratched is chin. "I know just the thing you could do for me."
She gulped. "Y- you… you don't mean…" She looked down at herself before looking back at him in horror.
"Hm?" His eyes widened. "What? No?! God no…" He waved his hand. "What would make you think such a thing?" He shook his head and watched her turn red once again.
"T- then what is it you'll have me do?"
He walked across the room and grabbed the flask filled with his newest creation. He held it out in front of her. "Drink this. I need to observe its effect on the human body."
She eyed the flask cautiously. "What is it?"
"A none traceable toxic substance. It should destroy your never system." He held up his hand to stop her as she opened her mouth to say something. "No need to worry. I have an antidote ready. As much as I would love to let you die, I mustn't kill you for my entire collection of ingredients relies on it." He showed her several shelves filled to the brim with jars. "The League provides anything I ask for." He chuckled evilly.
"So that's all I have to do?" She asked as she grabbed the flask. "Won't it hurt?"
"No." He replied flatly.
She stared at the flask for at least another minute before she glanced at her metal chest plate. You're doing this for a reason Lux… you're doing it for Ezreal.
She gulped and pulled the cork from the flask. "Good, now go ahead while I get the antidote." Singed turned around and walked away, leaving Lux alone.
"Alright… this is probably the dumbest thing I will ever do…" She closed her eyes and downed the content of the flask in one go. It tasted sweet and she could feel the cold liquid running down her throat.
"Ah! Good you're already don-" His eyes widened in confusion as he watched Lux grab her stomach and groaned in pain.
"W- what is going on… I thought you said it wouldn't hurt." Tears formed in her eyes as she fell onto her side.
"I lied." He eyed her for a moment before turning around and looking at a formula on his blackboard. "Hmmmm- this shouldn't have happened though."
"What do you mean?" She asked through groans of pain.
"The area of effect is completely off and you haven't gone blind…" He looked at her, his eyes widened even further. "Have you gotten smaller?"
"H- huh?!" She looked at her hands and truly, she was slowly shrinking. "What is going on?!" She screamed in panic.
"Oh! How intriguing!" He kneeled down next to her, watching as her body continued to shrink until her chest plate dropped onto her and hid her from his sight. "Miss Crownguard?" He asked after she stopped screaming. The room was completely silent. He took the chest plate and threw it aside. "What in heaven's name is that?!" He jumped up staring Lux wrapped in her blue jumpsuit. Though she was no longer herself. "How can you have turned into a yordle sized human? No, smaller than a yordle sized human? Wait…" He thought for a moment and scratched is chin. "No, you haven't turned into a yordle sized human…" His eyes widened as he took a step away from her. "You're a baby!"
