Hey! I'm sorry if this sucks. I wrote it a three thirty in the morning on my iPod so it might not be my best work but I thought the idea had potential.
Disclaimer:
Bookgirl39: Amy, can you do the disclaimer this time? I'm sick of Ian.
Amy: Sure. Bookgirl39 does not own me, annoying Dan, uncle Alistair, the genius Starlings, the athletic Holts, egomaniac Jonah, spoiled Natalie or I-I-Ian…
Bookgirl39: Aww!
Amy: Yeah, yeah get on with the story.
Dan's POV
We were at the Cahill family reunion one year after the hunt. Everyone that had been at Grace's funeral was now at our mansion.
There were the Starlings and Alistair talking to some other Ekats.
The Holts were wrestling and some other Tomas were cheering.
Jonah Wizard was crowded by a mob of fans.
And there were the Cobras.
Natalie, who was yelling at some girl with the same purse as her, and Ian, who was in the corner staring off into space with a stupid grin on his face.
I followed his gaze to see what exactly he was starring at.
He was starring at Amy.
Weird guy. He had the biggest crush on my sister. It's disgusting.
I decided to do something about it.
"Yo, Cobra!" I said walking over to him.
No answer.
I snapped my fingers in his face.
"What? Daniel? What are you doing?" he asked me.
"First of all it's DAN and second I'm talking to you. What were you doing?"
"I am just standing here. And why are you talking to me?"
"No, you were starring at my sister with hearts in your eyes. That's why I'm talking to you."
Ian looked away. "What are you saying?"
"That you like my sister."
"I do not." he asked, looking at the floor.
"Dude, unlike Amy, I'm not BLIND. I see the way you look at her."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Okay, denial. I see. But anyway, I can't believe I'm going to say this, I want to... HELP you. With Amy."
Ian's POV
Am I that obvious? If Daniel noticed I must've. Was I really starring? That's embarrassing. And I just can't help but smile when I look at her. She's too bloody gorgeous! I thought to myself.
"Umm aren't we like enemies? Why would you help me?"
"Not sure. I just feel like I need to do something about it."
"Well thanks but no thanks. I don't need you're help with anything."
"Dude, when you look at her I swear you can practically see the animated hearts in your eyes. You've got it BAD."
The next thing I said shocked me almost as much as it shocked Daniel.
"I know!" I sighed, running my hand through my hair.
"Stop den- wait did you just say 'I know'?"
"Yeah. I know I've got… 'It' bad. Whatever 'it' is supposed to mean. She's just so-"
"Okay, okay! I don't need a speech. I thought you didn't like her, when I asked you said you didn't.
"You didn't ask me if I loved her." I said quietly.
"Okay, EWW! If I'm going to help you, you can't go all lovey-dovey over her in front of me! It's gross."
"You say that now."
"Everyone says that! I will never fall victim to love."
"Sure" I say sarcastically.
"Anyway! Not what we're discussing! I have some ideas on how you can impress Amy."
Impress Amy? She'd never take me back even if I did get up the nerve to ask her. Every time I'd even be around her those stupid butterflies would flutter around in my stomach so asking had never even been an option.
"What do you know about girls?"
"Nothing. But she's my sister. No one on this Earth knows her better then me. I'm your best chance." Then he smirked. "But I work at a price."
"I saw this coming and I'm not sure I trust you anyway."
"Look at Amy, then decide. You trust me and get her or don't and stick with nothing but your dreams and fantasies."
I looked over at Amy. My heart rate quickened and my mind went fuzzy. I got that weird feeling that she gives me and felt a smile inching across my face.
"Ian! Don't go all dreamy on me again!" Daniel snapped his fingers in my face again. "So?"
"What's your price?" I asked.
Yeah it kind of sucks. Like I said I wrote this on like no sleep and a Mt. Dew so it might be a little short and lame but the idea will be interesting. It was either this or Dan kidnapping Ian and keeping him in his closet for interrogation. This one won.
Interview:
Me: Today our guests are Dan and Ian! *whispers to producer* Are you sure this is safe? Or even legal?
Dan: The ninja lord is here! You may bow.
Ian: Hi. And no, it's probably not legal to keep Daniel and I in the same room.
Dan: Its DAN! Three letters, one syllable, DAN! D-A-N! Say it with me, Cobra! Dan.
Ian: And my last name isn't Cobra! It's KABRA! Five letters, two syllables, KABRA! K-A-B-R-A! Say it with me, Daniel, Kabra.
Dan: Cobra also has five letters and two syllables.
Me: BOYS! Argue about names later! Just tell me your thoughts and we can all go home!
Dan: My thoughts? Why would I help that? *points at Ian* Also: EWW!
Me: You're not just helping him. You're taking advantage of his desperate lovesickness to get something. And why "EWW"?
Dan: Oh right! Haha! And I say "EWW" 'cause he's all in love and everything.
Ian: Oh? Well if it bothers you so much…
Me: Ian! Don't bug him! Just say your part so we can leave!
Ian: Well, I think that Dan is very evil. He could almost be a Lucian. Also, I think that you were exactly right! I love Amy. She's beautiful, smart, gentle, shy, loves life and-
Dan: Bookgirl39, he's bugging me!
Me: IAN! Be nice!
Ian: Oh, but I was.
Me: No you're purposely annoying Dan.
Ian: And one day when we get married, I wonder what we'll name our kids.
Dan: Aw, gross! Dude, that's not even funny!
Me: All the time for today! DAN! He didn't mean it! Don't… ouch... that must've hurt…
Director dude: *chair flies over head* CUT! *ducks behind table*
