Stupid Wizard VS. Fandom 1

Stupid Wizard sat on his couch replaying Final Fantasy X. Hours and hours through he couldn't stand it. All for one reason: Tidus. He hated everything about him; His stupid Meg Ryan hair, his annoying voice, and his stupid face. Stupid Wizard brought out a hammer and smashed his Playstation 2 in anger. With such furious thoughts he went to the main console on The Rock and entered the coordinates to seek his revenge. He arrived upon the horror of Tidus and Yuna's kiss. At this moment Stupid Wizard brought out a baseball bat and walked towards the most annoying thing he has seen. Behind him, Stupid Wizard tapped his shoulder. Annoyed, Tidus turned around. "Hey, man", responded Tidus. "Can't you see I'm busy?" Finally Stupid Wizard said through his gas mask, "Oh, fuck you". He swung his baseball bat to Tidus' face knocking him to the ground. He brought his bat high into the air and hit Tidus' body countless times shouting, "I hate your hair! I hate your romance! I hate your trousers! I hate your stupid voice! I hate your face!" He raised it once more and the final caused blood a great deal of blood spilled on Stupid Wizard's gas mask. "And I hate your story!" Finally Stupid Wizard walked away. Tidus crawled to him saying with little breath in his voice, "But I'm the star player of Zanarkand Abes." Stupid Wizard walked over to Tidus and crouched looked at him with such hate. "Here", he said in cheery voice. "Have a present". Stupid Wizard handed Tidus a gift box with a red bow on top and walked away into The Rock and left. Tidus got up and opened his gift. "Hey, look, Yuna", he said to his love. "There's a wedding ring and an avocado to lunch." Yuna ran away from Tidus as fast as she can. "Oh, no". The grenade went off and Tidus died.

THE END