I do not own anything in the hp universe


Dear Snuffles,

Help!,The Durleys locked me in my room


Dear Harry,

The order grounded me so I can't rescue you.

P.S Try getting someone to kidnap you,that always works

"Sincerely,Snuffles


Dear Voldy-Poo

Will you kidnap me,my address is number 4,Privet Drive. Surrey

"P.S What happened to your nose?

Yours Truly,Harry Potter


Dear Potter,

Don't call me Voldy-Poo.I sent Lucius to kidnap you,but his wand was snapped by your whale of an uncle.

P.S My plastic surgeon accidentally chopped my nose off.

Sincerely,The Dark Lord Voldemort


Me:"Draco tell the lovely readers to review,or else I'll make you kiss Harry again."
Draco:"Do I have to?"
Me:"Hey Harry,"
Draco:"Okay, please review"