I do not own anything in the hp universe
Dear Snuffles,
Help!,The Durleys locked me in my room
Dear Harry,
The order grounded me so I can't rescue you.
P.S Try getting someone to kidnap you,that always works
"Sincerely,Snuffles
Dear Voldy-Poo
Will you kidnap me,my address is number 4,Privet Drive. Surrey
"P.S What happened to your nose?
Yours Truly,Harry Potter
Dear Potter,
Don't call me Voldy-Poo.I sent Lucius to kidnap you,but his wand was snapped by your whale of an uncle.
P.S My plastic surgeon accidentally chopped my nose off.
Sincerely,The Dark Lord Voldemort
Me:"Draco tell the lovely readers to review,or else I'll make you kiss Harry again."
Draco:"Do I have to?"
Me:"Hey Harry,"
Draco:"Okay, please review"
