Date: February 13
An average day in Ooo as a dark figure emerges from the deep blue sky. It is about the size of a bird, but featherless. The figure is indeed a bat, a vampire bat. It flew gracefully through the wind currents of the grasslands. Almost as if the bat was trying to dance. A few minutes have passed and the bat is now in eye sight of a tree fort where two very well known heroes reside. The bat flew closer and closer to the tree fort until it reached the door. As fast as the speed of light, the bat transforms into a young, teenaged vampire girl. The girl had jet black hair that seemed to reach her elbows, within the many strands of black hair there was one red streak of dyed hair near her face. Her shirt was long sleeved in the color as white as the clouds, but with sleeves in the color of teal. She was also wearing blue jean pants in the variety of which in the pre mushroom war generation would call 'skinny jeans'.
The young vampire enters the a dark room, its daytime and her only companion is a tiny robot with large similarities to a pre mushroom war game console named bmo. She took two large deep breathes before plugging in an aged keyboard into one of bmo's sockets. The device hummed for a while, within minutes the screen, or in this case bmo's face turned white. She began to type. For a whole hour, all you could hear is the clicking of the keyboard, with few pauses in between. Once the clicking stopped she began to read.
"Hi, I'm Maxene, the Warrior in training for the Vampire Kingdom, but you can call me Max. If Marceline is the Queen, then yes, there is a kingdom. Physically, I am the age of thirteen or fourteen, but realistically, I am over one hundred years old. I have created this page so you guys can interview me and my friends, Finn, Jake and many others...how do you think that sounds bmo? Too little? Too Much? Be honest." she waited for the little robot's reply. Max was anxious and nervous, she didn't want any of her friends to know she created that page until she got a few hits...it was supposed to be a surprise.
"Hmm. What does the Vampire Kingdom look like? I think you might need to add that, they would be curious." bmo smiled and switched the screen to his face. He walked over to Max and sat down on her lap, as if he were a child expecting a story.
Max chuckled, she knew that by bmo's actions, he was expecting her to tell him about the vampire kingdom. "Well..." she started drifting off to her own imaginary world as she explains "It looks like a laid back style of the pre mushroom war city of New York...in the center of the kingdom is a large tv screen, since Marceline lives somewhere else now the stuffy vampire officials live there. I heard that it has an amazing view of the kingdom there and..." beep beep beep
"What was that?" bmo asked with his little robot voice, with the expression on his face, you can tell he was puzzled.
"Oh. That was my cell phone, I have to go back to the kingdom soon for my scheduled training..." she explained then turned of the cell phone beeper.
"But you didn't finish the page yet."
"I know, but I need a catchy closing...you know so the readers can easily remember us..."
"...how about 'Catch You Later'?"
"Nah"
"..Ogga Wooga?"
"Nope."
"lulu woo?"
"Definatly not. Hey bmo, what time is it?"
"ADVENTURE TIMEEE"
"That's not what I meant. Where did you get that anyway?"
"Finn and Jake say that whenever they go on an adventure"
"That stupid...an catchy...wait. I got it!" Max's eyes got wide in thought of her idea.
"What? What?" bmo asked eagerly
"Question Time!" Max flew up to the ceiling as she announced it "It's stupid, memorable, and catchy! It's perfect! The closing will be 'What Time is it? Question Time!' Bmo, can you type that down I gotta go now..."
"Ok. bye bye Max!"
"bye bmo, remember...IT'S QUESTION TIME"
