"Weeeee," I yelled.

I had just had a vision of Bella coming over and us telling her one of our more random stories. I called Edward to go pick her up. He answered with a "I know". He had been reading my thoughts again. I blocked them with the Barbie girl song. My phone rang. It was Edward.

"Stop it, that song is very annoying," he yelled and hung up.

I laughed my head off. Emmett came running to see what the matter was.

"Wait and see," I said mysteriously.

"Everyone, come to the living room," I said quietly. They all ran and sit down. I had another vision of Bella walking through the front door.

"She's coming!" I screamed.

"Who?" Emmett yelled.

"Bella!" I yelled back.

"Alice, we can all hear you just fine," Jasper said calmly, "come and sit down."

I obeyed him and sat on his lap. Bella and Edward came walking through the door laughing. I wondered what was so funny. I jumped up and gave her a hug.

"Come on Bella," I squealed, grabbing her hand. I lead her to the living room, and sat her on Edward's lap (he had run to the seat).

"Whoa, what's everyone doing here?" Bella asked. Edward had obviously not told her anything.

"We're telling you a story!" I yelled at her.

"What story?" Emmett yelled.

"Shut up Alice, stop effing yelling!" Rosalie screamed.

"Okay, on with the story, Once, in the 70's, Jasper decided he missed Texas," I started.

"Oh man, not this story," Jasper complained.

"Shhhhh!" I yelled, then continued, "So we found a secluded area that was rather, well creepy. I thought we should all go shopping, because the styles had changed and we kept having to order things in and stuff. So, finally, I got Carlisle and Esme to agree with it. So we bought a new, well now you would call it a "hippie" van, and went. Jasper, being all paranoid, wanted to visit his childhood home, if it was still standing. It turned out it wasn't, but that doesn't matter. So we go to where he thinks it is. We were actually about 70 miles off, but that doesn't matter either. We pull up at this farm house, kind of crappy and really muddy, and start finding weird things. Like there was a human bone sticking out if the ground. Of course, we just thought some vampires had left a body here or something. But as we got closer to the house we all smelt blood. Human blood. Then the door to the house opens and some fat guy wearing a mask comes out, with a huge bloody chainsaw. He runs toward us. We are kind of shocked and Jasper is going berserko. We all just stand there and the guy keeps running. Suddenly he brings the chainsaw down on Jasper. It doesn't hurt him but, now he's standing there, with all ripped clothes." I paused to take a breath.

"The guy can't figure out what the hell is going on, so, he tries to kill Rose. He brings the chainsaw across her stomach. It again, does nothing. We were all laughing our heads off by then. Well, not Jasper, he was still going berserko over the smell of blood. We decided to leave. But, remembering the guy had tried to kill us, we had to do something about him." I said, pausing again to take a breather.

"So we locked him in an insane asylum, without the people knowing. But, we left a note telling the people he was too much of a hassle to deal with anymore." Carlisle finished for me.

"That wasn't really funny," Bella commented.

"Ya, it was, some random guy decided to kill us," I said.

"Wait, that kind of sounds like the plotline to Texas Chainsaw Massacre," Bella pointed out, "and that movie wasn't funny."

"Ya, it is kind of like that, Carlisle, was that the same guy?" I asked.

"Oh most likely not..." He said trailing off.

"So, now is it funny?" I asked Bella.

"No."

"Hmph. I guess you have to see it from a vampire's angle," I stated.

"Edward won't let me," she said, annoyed this time.