Parody of sorts from Spike TV's 1000 Ways To Die.

1. Self Lipo

22 year old Karen loved plastic surgery. She longed to be like Paris Hilton. She had the bleach blond hair, fake tan and implants. Her lips were also permanently big due to her monthly botox injections. She usually gets the money from her daddy Watson.

One day, when daddy Watson was out of town, she noticed she had a bit of a gut. She wanted that gut gone. She didn't want to wait for daddy Watson to wire her the money, so she took a took a sharp kitchen knife and made an incision below her navel. She bit on a towel so she wouldn't scream. After scraping out some muscle and gut, she took a sewing needle and thread and gave herself stitches.

"There!" she said happily. "No more gut!"

Two days later, infection set in. She didn't tell anyone and ignored it as her stomach turned all kinds of purple and green and black. Four days after her self lipo, she dropped dead in front of her big house family.

"Uh oh, Karen's dead" Emily said.


A/N:Depending on the reviews come in, I may or may not finish this. Have any ideas? Leave them in the reviews.