Five by Five
My watcher insists that this is the norm for a 'slayer'. A
sort of journal for old men to read. See how the slayer
dealt with stuff. I bet they just get their jolly's off
reading it. Listen up, cos this will thrill the pants off
you.
3 days ago this english chick comes up to me. I think she
is gonna hit on me and walk away. The chick follows me. So
she started rambling on and on about needing to talk to
me. I say to her 'Lady you aint stopped talking'. Anyway
she starts talking about Vampires and I am thinking wow
need that white coat. She pulls out a wooden stick and
starts waving it around. Well by now crazy chick is
starting to bug me. I walk away cos its not like I need
some crazy chick all up in my face. Does she take a hint,
Hell no she still follows me. I keep walking. Then get
this crazy bitch calls my name. How did she know that.
Freaked me right out you know. I am kinda frozen and she
has caught up. As she rambles on I hear the word Vampire
again and laugh at her. Its so messed up this tiny english
chick all obessed with vampires. the wind looked like it
would break her in two. Anyway I asked her if she took er
meds. Then she says she can prove it. I know by now that
she aint gonna leave me alone and hell its not like the
home is buzzin. I follow her.
Crazy bitch leads me into old shop. Its totally
destroyed. The smell is rotten you know. Really gross.
The whole thing is starting to give me the wiggins. I yell
to the lady that I gotta go. I almost wet myself when this
guy jumped out. His face was all outta wack. The crazy
girl screams and they guy turns to her. I am stood there
like not able to move and this guy grabs the loony and
starts shaking her. Its so weird cos usually I would bail
but I have no idea why I grabbed this guys hard and
pulled. I heard a crack, you know like a bone breaking.
The guys eyes are yellow. I swear to god and he is well
disfigured. Damn inbred bastards. Anyway he fricken hits
me. Punches me right on the jaw. It stings but its not as
sore as it should have been. So weird. I can hear crazy
lady screaming 'stake him Faith'. I think great some
inbred fool trying to kick my ass and crazy bint thinks I
should cook him a steak. Guy must have though it was weird
too cos he stopped and looked all jumpy. It was kinda
funny he looked like a rat trying to escape. Any crazy
bint throws me a stick and screams 'his heart Faith' the
guy almost jumps me. Pushing him off I try to be all
calm 'Hey bozo I would rather kiss my own ars....' Guy
tried to bite me. I though god he must be a cannabil or
something, like on tv. A night sharing the tv with the
other's at the home doesnt look so dull now. Anyway the
guy keeps lunging at me. Maybe never seen a girl out of
his family. We end like fighting on the ground. I can feel
the dirt on my clothes and get major pissed off. I bring
my knee up between his legs and hear him growl. Like a
damn dog. He moves away and I try to get to my feet. The
guy grans my foot and lunges on me but I dunno how it
happened but he landed on the stick. Then hell I dont get
it yet but the crazy lady said he had turned to dust.
After that I listened to crazy lady talk. Rita her name is
she is from England and she claims to be my watcher. I am
to go live with her so she can train me. How great it will
be like a real home. I aint chaging my last name to
Sullivan though
My watcher insists that this is the norm for a 'slayer'. A
sort of journal for old men to read. See how the slayer
dealt with stuff. I bet they just get their jolly's off
reading it. Listen up, cos this will thrill the pants off
you.
3 days ago this english chick comes up to me. I think she
is gonna hit on me and walk away. The chick follows me. So
she started rambling on and on about needing to talk to
me. I say to her 'Lady you aint stopped talking'. Anyway
she starts talking about Vampires and I am thinking wow
need that white coat. She pulls out a wooden stick and
starts waving it around. Well by now crazy chick is
starting to bug me. I walk away cos its not like I need
some crazy chick all up in my face. Does she take a hint,
Hell no she still follows me. I keep walking. Then get
this crazy bitch calls my name. How did she know that.
Freaked me right out you know. I am kinda frozen and she
has caught up. As she rambles on I hear the word Vampire
again and laugh at her. Its so messed up this tiny english
chick all obessed with vampires. the wind looked like it
would break her in two. Anyway I asked her if she took er
meds. Then she says she can prove it. I know by now that
she aint gonna leave me alone and hell its not like the
home is buzzin. I follow her.
Crazy bitch leads me into old shop. Its totally
destroyed. The smell is rotten you know. Really gross.
The whole thing is starting to give me the wiggins. I yell
to the lady that I gotta go. I almost wet myself when this
guy jumped out. His face was all outta wack. The crazy
girl screams and they guy turns to her. I am stood there
like not able to move and this guy grabs the loony and
starts shaking her. Its so weird cos usually I would bail
but I have no idea why I grabbed this guys hard and
pulled. I heard a crack, you know like a bone breaking.
The guys eyes are yellow. I swear to god and he is well
disfigured. Damn inbred bastards. Anyway he fricken hits
me. Punches me right on the jaw. It stings but its not as
sore as it should have been. So weird. I can hear crazy
lady screaming 'stake him Faith'. I think great some
inbred fool trying to kick my ass and crazy bint thinks I
should cook him a steak. Guy must have though it was weird
too cos he stopped and looked all jumpy. It was kinda
funny he looked like a rat trying to escape. Any crazy
bint throws me a stick and screams 'his heart Faith' the
guy almost jumps me. Pushing him off I try to be all
calm 'Hey bozo I would rather kiss my own ars....' Guy
tried to bite me. I though god he must be a cannabil or
something, like on tv. A night sharing the tv with the
other's at the home doesnt look so dull now. Anyway the
guy keeps lunging at me. Maybe never seen a girl out of
his family. We end like fighting on the ground. I can feel
the dirt on my clothes and get major pissed off. I bring
my knee up between his legs and hear him growl. Like a
damn dog. He moves away and I try to get to my feet. The
guy grans my foot and lunges on me but I dunno how it
happened but he landed on the stick. Then hell I dont get
it yet but the crazy lady said he had turned to dust.
After that I listened to crazy lady talk. Rita her name is
she is from England and she claims to be my watcher. I am
to go live with her so she can train me. How great it will
be like a real home. I aint chaging my last name to
Sullivan though
