Hello...Welcome to my newest fanfic! A ShikaIno one ovbiously! Now, this doesn't really follow the anime, but Ino & Sakura are Polish so they both speak it in the story. Luckily, I speak fluid Polish! So translations to the words will be put at the bottom! The Polish starts in chapter two just so you know!

Anyway, Enjoy!

The Bad Boi…The Good Girl

Shikamaru tilted his chair back in class. He was playing with his pencil while his Ninjutsu teacher Kakashi went on about the hidden art. He looked over at Chouji, taking notes. "Yo, you're actually listening to this crap?" Shikamaru asked.

"No shit, I wanna pass this class." Chouji said scribbling away in his notebook.

"Okay Class! Listen up!" Kakashi yelled, looking right at Shikamaru. Shikamaru smirked at Kakashi. He ignored it and continued his speech, "Okay, so, the final project his here! This will count whether you pass my class or not, so all the shit you have done or written for this class was just a way to kill time."

Shikamaru laughed, "This why you should follow my example."

Everyone swore and grumbled under their breath except for Shikamaru who was laughing his ass off. "BUT! There is only one thing that you will need to know! And I haven't taught it to you!"

"How to fall asleep?" Shikamaru yelled out. Kakashi glared at him.

"I swear to God if there weren't witnesses around here…I'd kick your ass Nara." Kakashi warned. Shikamaru just smirked, he felt proud that Kakashi was that pissed.

"Okay, this is all that matters, now, the partners are as follow." Kakashi read off the list of names.

Some people were happy, when Kiba got pared with Hinata he let out a howl of joy. Chouji got pared with Naruto and Shikamaru could hear Chouji's response, "Fuck, I just failed this class."

Kakashi got to the end, "And finally! Shikamaru Nara and Ino Yamanaka."

Shikamaru frowned, "Who the fuck is Ino Yamanana?"

"Yamanaka!" A girl yelled.

"Whatever…So, who the fuck is he?" Shikamaru asked.

"Ino's a girl." Kakashi said.

Shikamaru paused for a minute before he fell out of his chair laughing. He finally got up, still laughing, and tried his best to spit out the rest of what he was going to say, "S-Some one named their d-d-daughter Pig?"

Chouji slapped him on the back. "Shut the fuck up!"

"Hell no! That's the funniest thing I ever have heard in my life…So…where is pig girl?" Shikamaru asked. He saw a girl get up and run outta the room. "What's up with her?"

"That…Was Ino Yamanaka." Kakashi said glaring at Shikamaru.

W-What?" He asked.

"Yep…" Everyone said.

"Oh fuck." He said sitting back down in his chair.

"What?" Chouji asked.

"She's the cute blonde I've been talking about." He groaned.

"Well, you should forget about her being cute, cause I doubt she'll ever wanna talk to you again." Chouji laughed.

"Well, Chouji would be right." Shikamaru turned his head and Kakashi was perched right next to Shikamaru.

"What the fuck?" He asked. He touched Kakashi's head, and pushed him backwards so he fell down the stairs.

"Shikamaru!" Hinata yelled walking over to help Kakashi up. A few other people followed her.

"Yeah?" He asked getting up.

"You're such a jerk." She said. Shikamaru turned red, he walked over, and his size was about twice of hers.

"What am I?" He asked.

"Back off Nara." Kiba said standing in front of Shikamaru.

"Hey!" Kakashi said knocking Shikamaru back into his seat.

Shikamaru just sighed and tilted back in his chair, a tear fell down his face. "Shikamaru?" Chouji asked.

"I screwed up big time didn't I?" He asked.

Sakura ran down the steps and out of the room. Shikamaru and Chouji looked at each other and then just shrugged.

Pour Ino...Well, that is all!

Get ready to learn some Polish next chapter D Okay, please review!

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And Have a wonderful day!