-1Disclaimer: I just realized I'm probably supposed to have one, yeah, I am no one. If you think you've read something by me you are quite possibly sniffing something you shouldn't.
Author's Note: If I didn't know it sucked I would have a problem with bad reviews, but…
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"Jeeves?"
"Yes sir?"
"Have you seen my purple pants?"
"No, sir."
"Really, blast it, I could have sworn that I left them in my bottom right hand drawer."
"Indeed sir?"
"Yes indeed Jeeves!"
"Where do you think they could have toddled off to then sir?"
"I don't know Jeeves, that is why I asked you!"
"We must be the victims of a cruel hoax, or a smooth criminal sir!"
"By
golly you must be right Jeeves,"
"Of course sir,"
"But I'm not going to let this sharp dressed thief steal my soul Jeeves,"
"Indeed Sir?"
"No Jeeves, come along, we're going shopping"
"Very good sir," Jeeves followed Bertie out the door, more than a little forlornly, wondering what he had gotten himself into.
