Pokémon Bloopers

§1: Pokéball.
Ash holds the pokéball in his hands, reaches back, and lobs it at Misty. It hit's her square in the eyes without the pokémon coming out, and Misty is taken to the hospital.

Take 2:
Ash throws the pokéball in front of him, but instead of Charizard, a Snorlax comes out, jumps into the air, and squishes him dead.

Take 3:
Ash throws the pokéball, and out comes a Gyrados. Gyrados, instead of attacking Misty's Pikachu, munches on Ash instead.

Take 4:
Ash throws the pokéball, but nothing comes out. It doesn't even open. Perplexed, Ash goes up to it. Meanwhile, Proffessor Oak is documenting a new pokémon into a pokédex to send out to every pokédex active. "'Pokéballmon, looks like a pokéball, but when touched, it will grow sharp teeth and eyes, then strip the person of their flesh and gouge their eyes, then stab their heart with a dagger.'" Back where Ash is, Ash touches the pokéball.

§2: Team Rocket.

Team Rocket come down in their balloon, while Ash throws a pokéball, and out comes a Starmie, who shoots needles at Team Rocket's balloon.

Take 2:

Team Rocket fly in in a bi-plane, with Meowth sitting on the wing. Ash throws a pokéball, and Starmie comes out again and shoots Meowth off the wing.

Take 3:
Team Rocket come in an armoured tank, reinforced against nuclear missiles. Ash throws a pokéball at it, and out comes a Dalek, who lifts the tank up with it's sucker and lobs it in the air.

§3: Evolution.
Ash's Pikachu stops in it's tracks, it starts to glow, and then is turning white. His shape starts to transform, as he evolves. But as he evolves, he gets bigger and bigger, until he is a Raichu taller than the Eiffel Tower, and he gains colour again. Then he steps on Ash and squishes him dead ... again.

Take 2:
The Doctor is running away from a Dalek (what can I say I like Doctor who) down a corridor, when Ash comes out of nowhere, and whacks a pokéball at it. Out comes a magikarp.
"Ha - ha - ha - you - pathetic - loser," said the Dalek. Then the Magikarp turned white, evolved into Gyrados, and beamed down hungrily at the Dalek.
"Oh - crap."

Take 3:
Ash's Eevee evolves into Jolteon. Then Jolteon falls in the water and becomes Vaporeon. Then Vaporeon gets heat-stroke and turns into Flareon. Then Flareon gets a headache and turns into Espeon. Then Espeon walks into the shadows and becomes Umbreon. Then Umbreon gets cold and becomes Glaceon. Then Glaceon treads on a leaf and becomes Leafeon. Then Leafeon bumps into someones dick.