I don't own devil may cry or any of the people in it

"No Dante" Lady sighed she was getting really annoyed with his incessant whining.

"But I want it please…i'll be your best friend" he said back to her with ah toothy grin showing off very sharp teeth. Lady only stared then to his surprise she burst out laughing. "I really don't see what's so funny Lady really I thought you were more seri-"

He didn't get ah chance to finish what he was about to say because he was promptly shot in the balls. There was a long pause and then.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU'RE ……OOWWWWWWWWW"

Dante screeched after taking a hit to his manhood. (personally I don't if it does but from what i've heard it hurts like a bitch.)

"Well that's what you get for even asking for that I mean it's one thing to ask for something reasonable but that your lucky I only shot um I should of chopped them off but I was feeling happy today so I didn't." Lady sneered smirking down at him.

Dante scoffed "You happy I don't think so" he laughed at the glare Lady sent his way.

"Well yes I AM happy because i've been thinking lately"

"About what messing around with my brother." Dante said then started making kissing sounds. "I love you Virgil smooch, smooch, smooch I love you to Lady."

Lady was blushing up a storm.

"I don't like Virgil."

"Do to. "

"Do not."

"Do."

"Don't."

"Do."

Don't."

Don't."

"Do and that's final" Lady said.

Dante smiled "What ever you say Lady what ever you say".

Lady just stood there smiling but that smile quickly turned into a frown 'Did I just agree that I like Virgil?' Lady thought with worry one look at Dante told her that she had.

"Well Lady since it is Christmas you should give Virgil one of your… you know to help him be less nervous around you kind of like an ice breaker." Dante said.

" Hu" Lady sighed " All right I'll give him one of my bras but I swear if I find out that he doesn't like me i'm going to make your life a hell." She said with a glare

"Good luck with that i'm half-devil remember?"

"Well see you tomorrow sleep good and don't look at the presents under the tree ok" Lady said to Dante before she went to her room.

"LADY GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NOW IT'S TIME TO OPEN THE PRESANTS" Dante yelled from down stairs.

"LADY CO"

"Be quiet Dante i'm here already" Lady sighed to tired to yell back because she was roused from a deep sleep at 5:33 in the morning.

"Good morning Lady" Virgil greeted in a nervous tone that wasn't normal for him. Well they all opened there presents & got what they wanted. The last presents were to Virgil and Lady from each other. When they opened the boxes they were shocked, embarrassed, and quite red.

"Wha… um… this…why" they both said. For Virgil there was a green box with one of Lady's bras sitting in it. For Lady a black box (go figure) with Virgil's silk black boxers in it. They both held their presents up faces flushed then they were momentarily blinded by a camera flash then they looked at Dante and he said.

"Merry Christmas guys.

This is my first fanfiction so reviews would be most appreciated thanks for reading