Imp Attack

I was walking through the jungle to get to Brimhaven

My name is Jack. I have burgundy colored hair and bronze armor.

But anyway, I was walking past the volcano when an imp came up to me.

"Hey their little fella." I said.

It didn't understand me and attacked me. I punched it and killed it.

"Gosh." I said.

Then two more imps came up to me and attacked me. I killed them, but not easily.

Then tons of imps came up to me.

"Oh gosh." I said.

They all attacked me at once. They ripped off my armor and tore at my clothes.

"Help me!" I screamed. A monkey came over, but the imps ate it.

"Gross!" I said.

The imps came back to attacking me.

"Ah, come on!" I said.

They tore at my face, taking an eye out.

"Owww!" I screamed.

They just kept on clawing. I tried to get them off, but they wouldn't go.

They ripped my nose open, and tore some teeth out.

"God!" I screamed.

They started to rip at my hand, and took some fingers off.

"Get off of me!" I screamed.

They went down to my feet and took some toes off.

I stopped struggling and let them rip my chest open.

"Well," I said "it's better than pirates."

Then, I died.